| Ah mori nevesto ... |
| dada Sani |
This is a true story about a recent Greek wedding that took place in Astoria, NY.
It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it. It was a large wedding with about 600 guests...
At the reception after the wedding, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from Greece, to support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his new bride having s..ex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here. You people could stay here and celebrate with that xxx"
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge: Making the bride's parents pay over $92,000 for a 600 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 600 friends and family members.
Se setiv i na onaa nevestata od Hrvatska od pred nekoe vreme...so kumot...vo WC ...
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| dada Sani |
Eve ja...
Bride caught having sex with best man at wedding
Doctors had to be called to separate the Bride and Best Man after they were caught having sex in the toilets during the wedding! According to witnesses, a friend of the groom discovered the unfaithful pair when he walked in on them and found them in a 'very compromising position'. To make matters worse, the shock of being caught in the act caused the young woman to undergo an intense muscle spasm, effectively locking the couple together tighter than a fish's arsehole (and that's water-tight!)
The horrified groom soon witnessed the shocking scene for himself, but as a parade of wedding guests filed into the room the bride's muscles clenched even tighter preventing any possible escape attempts.
A difference of opinion as to how to free the couple soon developed among the wedding guests. The groom's suggestion of cutting his best man free with "a rusty carving knife" was immediately rejected by the horrified man's family. As was his suggestion of "kicking the pair to freedom."
Eventually, the couple were transported, still joined at the waist, on a stretcher, to the local hospital where the bride was given a muscle relaxant which finally allowed the best man to get free from the hoe's hole.
The groom immediately handed his "bride" her panties and announced, "Here! These are to keep your ankles warm", before throwing her out onto the street to the cheers of his family.
Surprisingly enough, the wedding party actually went ahead as planned after the groom announced to his guests that the celebrations would now mark his divorce rather than his wedding!
During the Champagne toast the groom joked, "My best friend has run off with my wife. God, I miss him already!"
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| Tik Tak |
naravoucenie ...nemoj nikako so nevestata u wc i u nikoj slucaj pred i za vreme na svadba,ima vreme neka pomine svadbata pa eheee peglanje pegnjanje do daske[:p][:)] |
| јузер |
Nepoznati zborovi: bride, groom, best man |
| OooOo |
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Originally posted by јузер
Nepoznati zborovi: bride,
dada Sani
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groom,
јузер
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best man
profa [;)] |
| јузер |
"Profa li e bil taj sto je napravil run off ss dada Saneto. Gospode zlaten taj sto si na neboto, on mi vekje miss na men!"[:)] |
| dada Sani |
Od kogo da pochnam sega a ? |
| OooOo |
od profa normalno :) |
| dada Sani |
Oh grevche pak profa ke si go okrka:))) |
| wolf_pack |
Sakam da bidam Wedding Crasher:)) |
| dada Sani |
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Originally posted by wolf_pack
Sakam da bidam Wedding Crasher:))
Mu kaza na Dedo Mraz?:) |
| profa |
haha,ubo i naprail Grkot.
Ja zemam ulogata za best man ama ne onoj so zaglavil u wc-to ami onoj u Astoria :) |
| dada Sani |
mene da ne me igrate:) |