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1. She is not a BABE or a CHICK
She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2. She is not EASY
She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3. She is not DUMB
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4. She has not BEEN AROUND
She is A PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5. She is not an AIRHEAD
She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6. She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY
She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7. She is not HORNY
She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED.
8. She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS
She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9. She does not NAG YOU
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10. She is not a SLUT
She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
11. She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS
She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
12. She is not a TWO-BIT SLAPPER
She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
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