Adult Jokes
Adult Jokes
Barneys One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin. She says: ''Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.'' The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep. In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife: ''Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?'' http://www.lukaroski.com/humor/adult.html Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
krijes7 Odlucila ciganka da joj je dosta dece i otisla kod doktora. - Doktore, imam dece deset, dosta je bilo deca, sta da radim? - Evo ti ovaj recept, idi u apoteku i vise ne brini. - Ode ona u apoteku, apotekar joj da neke pilule a ona pita - Sta da radim bre sa ovo? - Imas uputstvo pa procitaj. Dosla ciganka kuci, naravno nepismena, ne zna da procita i zovne muza. - Nece vise dece da imamo, evo procitaj sta ovde pise... - Uzo Ciga papir, okretao ga, obrtao, citao, sricao i najzad shvatio sta treba da se radi. Okrene on to vece da jebe Ciganku u dupe. Ona kuka i pita: - Sta to bre radis? - Pa kao sto pise u knjiga: KRKA NOVO MESTO! [:D]