| Canmak |
The other day I was on Austnet and legal happened to be on.....well she was messing around with the whole channel and I pissed myself laughing....I wish I would have save what she was doing cause honestly it was great. Well I was bored today and decided to fcuk with people.....No where near the way Legal did but I still had fun:
Me bothering people on Mirc Undernet the Macedonian Channel:
(this is the first person....he had a great personalitie and just laughed)
<Canmak> Daffy is looking for you
<Bugs_Bunn> ej da? :)))
<Canmak> yeah.....he is mad that you took his girlfriend from him
<Canmak> he wants her back or no more carrots for you
<Bugs_Bunn> hehehhe
<Canmak> have you seen Taz?
<Canmak> the Tazmanian Devil?
<Bugs_Bunn> not lately :))
<Canmak> thats cause I killed him.......I am the real devil....there can only be one.......I killed him with an eraser
<Bugs_Bunn> rofl
<Canmak> rubbed him right out
<Bugs_Bunn> hehe
<Canmak> thanks for the laugh, I have to go find Mickey Mouse now<Bugs_Bunn> can you try something? see if you can open this site ok? its not a virus or anything
<Bugs_Bunn> pls
<Canmak> have a good day:)
<Canmak> no sorry I can't
<Bugs_Bunn> ack
<Bugs_Bunn> cya
<Bugs_Bunn> :))
<Canmak> cya
(she laughed at first then realized I was messing around with her)
<Canmak> at 27 your not really a baby anymore......why not oldergrl27 as your new name:)
<BabyGrl27> hahah
<BabyGrl27> I look like one
<BabyGrl27> cuz I am still fine and sexy
<BabyGrl27> unlike the girls u know:)
<Canmak> I know no girls
<Canmak> I live in a hole
<Canmak> by myself
<BabyGrl27> great
<BabyGrl27> then stay there
<BabyGrl27> bye
<Canmak> but I am up to date with the latest technology
<Canmak> :)
<Canmak> why are you so rude
<Canmak> I guess it is true
<BabyGrl27> what is true
<Canmak> never tell a girl that she is older
<BabyGrl27> a
<Canmak> :P
<Canmak> have a good day
<Canmak> thankyou for the laughs
<BabyGrl27> bye
(I loved this one,,,,,,,,,,I guess you should nver ask a woman if she is fat or not)
<Canmak> What does BG stand for?
<Woman_BG> Bulgaria
<Canmak> does it, oh ok for minute I thought you were telling people that you were a big woman
<Canmak> you are not fat are you?
<Woman_BG> bye
(this girl is hilarious to me, I spent alot of time talking to her)
<Canmak> Picses24f is talking alot of trash about you
<Canmak> she says Virgos can't hang with Pisces
<Canmak> what do you think about that
<Virgo24F> nemam vrska...ne se razbiram u horoskop ;)
<Canmak> looooooool then whats with the name: You do understand english right? Pisces said Virgos are dumb
<Virgo24F> ne be ne razbiram...gupi se devicite...
<Virgo24F> mada ko sto za zal NE mozes da zabelezis...
<Virgo24F> Virgo e mamkata na koja ribata se fati
<Canmak> really, Pisces said Virgos where whores
<Virgo24F> i pred da pocnes da si dodavas do vaznost, otkaci se...mrazam samo proglaseni arogantni suvstesta:)
<Canmak> I don't know I am just telling you what I heard
<Canmak> :)
<Canmak> I wish I could understand what you said
<Canmak> but you are making me laugh
<Canmak> I must tell Pisces24f that Virgo24F is a good person
<Virgo24F> sto da ti praam ko si glup/a i ne si naucil barem eden jazik poveke
<Virgo24F> :)
<Canmak> No my parents are real poor,,,,,,,the life of a Sagittarius is real bad....I am a Sag.....I was sent to work in the coal mines at a early age
<Canmak> so samo eden jazik zboruvam
<Canmak> ama dve mozam da mesam
<Virgo24F> znaes...ribite se najumni koga molcat...samo sledi go nivniot primer i ke bide od tebe i homo sapiens...homo mozebi...sapiens cisto sumnjam ;)
<Canmak> your funny.......I think......I really am having problems understanding what you are righting
<Canmak> my background is selski...so I don't understand gradski
<Canmak> and it looks like your talking gradski
<Virgo24F> piskes are most intelligent when they are quiet...follow their example and maybe one day a homo sapiens would arise from your pittuous soul :)
<Virgo24F> aj sea mrsh!
<Virgo24F> ;)
<Virgo24F> you might try to bother your little brain first...and see if sth is left over there...it would be though the most useful thing you've ever done in your life :)
<Canmak> no actually talking to you was:)
<Canmak> you see I went from being a shit brain to a piss brain
<Canmak> at least its a step up and I thank you for that:)
<Canmak> your funny
<Virgo24F> i se najdobro!...i da ti se mnozat komentarite:)
<Canmak> thank you
<Canmak> :)
(this guy had no clue,,, I wish I saved the first DJ name dude I talked to .....I asked him what he spins and he said what, I then said what kind of music he goes Eminem.....I then told him he sucked for only spinning eminem....then he swore at my mom:) )
<Canmak> what music do you spin
<Dj|cLuB^^> hip-hop and tehno
<Dj|cLuB^^> way
<Dj|cLuB^^> ?
<Canmak> just curious
<Canmak> I like spinning hard country
<Dj|cLuB^^> ok
<Canmak> like Biser Balkanski
<Canmak> the remix by Dj Bobbi is awesome
<Dj|cLuB^^> :)))
<Canmak> have you heard it
<Dj|cLuB^^> no
<Dj|cLuB^^> :((
<Canmak> man its off the hook
<Dj|cLuB^^> i dont listened this music
<Canmak> really
<Dj|cLuB^^> yes
<Canmak> well its a Techno remix but with a Hard Country flavour
<Canmak> almost like chocolat flavour
<Dj|cLuB^^> aha
<Dj|cLuB^^> ok
<Canmak> you should try to download it
<Canmak> its a good song
<Dj|cLuB^^> afcorse
<Canmak> it is
<Canmak> try to find the hard country mix
<Canmak> thats sick
<Canmak> we play it at all the clubs were recent immigrants go to
<Canmak> my dad even dances to it
<Canmak> lol and he only has one leg
<Dj|cLuB^^> :)))
<Dj|cLuB^^> ok
<Canmak> thanks have a good day
( I like this dude because he starte messing around back with me....I think in the end I scared him)
<Canmak> shhhhhhhhhhh did you hear that?
<IamCrazy> what was that?
<Canmak> shhhhhhhh
<Canmak> I think they are coming after me
<IamCrazy> who's coming?
<Canmak> them
<IamCrazy> the hienas?
<Canmak> hippies, wierdos
<Canmak> no no not THE HIENAS
<Canmak> what are HIENAS
<IamCrazy> hahahaha
<Canmak> I though you killed them
<Canmak> LSD IS THE BOMB
<IamCrazy> nooo i didn't
<IamCrazy> nevermind
<IamCrazy> change the movie
<Canmak> do you think that will work
<IamCrazy> i don't know
<IamCrazy> just try
<Canmak> Ok thanks...........but make sure to check up on me
<IamCrazy> okay,i will
<IamCrazy> who ar you by the way?
<Canmak> we are in this together like the 300 muskateers....all for one and 500 for all
<Canmak> I am KRAZY.........but you took my name
<Canmak> thank you
<IamCrazy> hm...i can't get you
<IamCrazy> explain me little bit more
<Canmak> your on there side aren't you
<Canmak> I knew it
<Canmak> the world is going to get me
<IamCrazy> nop i'm not
<IamCrazy> i'm on mine side
<Canmak> I am going to die tonight I just know it
<Canmak> shhhhhhh i hear footsteps
<IamCrazy> i thought i am crazy
<IamCrazy> but you are insaine
<Canmak> no I am normal........but THEY THEY ARE INSANE
<IamCrazy> whatever
<Canmak> OK I got to go
<Canmak> I will have to find more of us
<Canmak> and when I do I will let you know when our meeting is
<Canmak> ok
<IamCrazy> ok,do it for me
<Canmak> bye
<IamCrazy> bye
<Canmak> no , yes, no , yes ......maybe whats it to you
( This one had potential to make me piss.....but she was actually a bitch)
<Canmak> Hi do you speak english
<DIVA23_> yes
<Canmak> oh great
<Canmak> are you diva as in a DIVA (MAriah Carey Diva, CHer Diva) or is Diva mean Wild to you for your nick
<Canmak> ?
<Canmak> I am curious does Diva mean wild to you or is like a CHER diva?
<DIVA23_> and how do u know what diva means in macedonian
<Canmak> cause I can speak it
<Canmak> I am not slow
<Canmak> ok I am but I never trust those IQ tests
<DIVA23_> by they way it means wild
<Canmak> really
<Canmak> your parents didn't raise you properly
<DIVA23_> they raised me just fine
<Canmak> then why you so wild?
<Canmak> my parents beat me
<Canmak> with a shoe over the head
<Canmak> a wooden spoon
<Canmak> and sometimes a branch from the tree in our front yard
<Canmak> after a while you get used to it though
<Canmak> but I am no longer wild
<Canmak> a little bit brain damaged but other then that I am fine
<DIVA23_> :)))))))))))
<Canmak> when I was wild I used to eat raw meat
<Canmak> what is so wild about you
<DIVA23_> my paraents spoiled me and thats why i'm wild
<DIVA23_> a be ti zboris makedonski
<Canmak> ne mi tepat starite ako zboruvam.....ti je se serbomani
<DIVA23_> e pa hajde da pricamo srpski
<Canmak> listen DIVA if I wanted to talk srpski hrvatski I would go to the serb channel
<Canmak> you really are Diva aren'tyou
<DIVA23_> e pa cim si na makedonski kanal zbori makedonski
<Canmak> I told you I can't
<Canmak> why do you want my parents to beat me
<DIVA23_> and u see why i'm wild
<DIVA23_> how old r u?
<DIVA23_> :))
<Canmak> no but tell me about it
<Canmak> I don't know how old I am
<Canmak> never had a birthday
<Canmak> whats the most wildest thing you have done
<DIVA23_> can u be more seriose please
<Canmak> Yes
<Canmak> why
<Canmak> oh you want me to be serious now
<Canmak> ok
<DIVA23_> i cant remember, i have black holes
<Canmak> I bet you do
<Canmak> big ones eh?
<Canmak> like the ones in space
<Canmak> I wonder how many shuttles have blasted off into your space
<Canmak> I got to go
<Canmak> My parents are coming
( pissed off this fella for sure )
<Canmak> Hi neighbour
<komshija> Zdravo
<komshija> So koj iam chest da razgovoram
<Canmak> so Komshijot tvoj
<Canmak> abe ne mi poznavas
<komshija> Momak ako si nemash druga rabota popametna ne me zamaraj mene
<Canmak> imito ne mi je Momak
<Canmak> its Canmak
<Canmak> and your way to serious bro
<Canmak> have fun
<Canmak> relax
<Canmak> its MIRC not life
<komshija> Ok bre ako sakash i Konan vikaj se
<komshija> Ne me zanimash
<Canmak> lol I am bigger then Konan
<Canmak> Just like ARNOLD says : I WILL BE BACK
<Canmak> have a good day
<Canmak> and smile:)
<Canmak> cao
( This is my love matching attempt but I think this guy had no clue I was messing around....He seemed like a nice fella....who knows maybe it worked........I tried hooking him up with that VIRGO24F chick I talked to earlier)
<Canmak> Eh Virgo24F has a crush on you
<STRELEC29> what
<STRELEC29> j dont undserstand you
<Canmak> man VIRGO24F on this channel says she has the hots for you
<Canmak> she likes Strelecs
<STRELEC29> ok
<Canmak> so what do you think is there a chance
<Canmak> I am the love maker here.......if you get married your going to have to buy me shoes
<Canmak> size 11.5 US
<STRELEC29> ok
<Canmak> where are you from
<STRELEC29> j am from sk
<STRELEC29> macedonia
<STRELEC29> and you where are you from
<Canmak> ah to bad she is from Ohrid and doesn't like skopjani......she says mnugo vazni se prat
<Canmak> I am Canadian
<STRELEC29> you get wrong depening
<STRELEC29> do you speak macedonian
<Canmak> a little
<Canmak> razbiram ama ne znam da pisuvam ubo
<STRELEC29> a dali me razbiras ako ti zboram makedonski a ti odgovaraj mi na angliski
<STRELEC29> ok
<Canmak> ti razbiram
<STRELEC29> kako se vikas
<Canmak> Wayne
<Canmak> Gretzky
<STRELEC29> seriozno
<Canmak> Se vikam Eddie
<STRELEC29> m ili f si
<Canmak> masko sum
<Canmak> ej trebam da odam
<STRELEC29> jas se vikam kire
<STRELEC29> a ti sega mi kazuvase za nekoja drugarka
<STRELEC29> tolku brzo
<Canmak> od na Virgo zbornimu.....reci mu Jas to pustav
<STRELEC29> i toj e masko
<Canmak> ne be Zensko je
<Canmak> have a good day
<STRELEC29> fala mnogu i ti da imas ubav den
<Canmak> thanks bro:)
<Canmak> cao
<STRELEC29> caoooooooo
(so Virgo24F knows I was messing around and I told her about VM .....I talked to her a bit......this is when I am telling her about Strelec29))
<Virgo24F> ok...i saw the site where you're a moderator, so i see now that you realy do not spak macedonian:)
<Virgo24F> too old for what?
<Canmak> 29
<Canmak> is that to old for you
<Virgo24F> too old for what?
<Canmak> I found STRELEC29
<Canmak> I told him to go talk to VIRGO24F
<Canmak> lol
<Virgo24F> well funny gay...ups...sorry...you should not direct your favourite person to me...just keep him for youself:)
<Canmak> no no
<Virgo24F> hi might please you though ;)
<Canmak> I am a match maker
<Canmak> you will buy me shoes
<Canmak> :P
<Canmak> I am a match maker
<Canmak> you will buy me shoes
<Canmak> :P
<Virgo24F> if 1 person dosn't understand you, you may conclude there is a problem with that person...
<Virgo24F> if more...than it might be a coincidence..
<Virgo24F> indeed, funny thing happen...
<Canmak> It might be that way
<Virgo24F> but...
<Canmak> are you a psychiatrist
<Virgo24F> pitty, if nobody understands you...than there might be a problem with you
<Canmak> do you want to help me with my problme
<Virgo24F> havent you thought of it?
<Canmak> should I kill myself
<Virgo24F> you may just save the others by not bothering them the way you do it;)
<Virgo24F> but if you insist...go on:)
<Canmak> ah but when people read it they will laugh and all love me
<Canmak> I need the attention
<Canmak> don't you see
<Canmak> I am an attention whore
<Virgo24F> yeap
<Canmak> much like my mother was a sex whore
<Virgo24F> i see
<Canmak> my father was her pimp
<Canmak> I am a crack baby
<Virgo24F> so...you consider youself a baby?:)
<Canmak> well one of my personalities is a baby
<Canmak> the other ones are much older
<Virgo24F> upssss...can one conclude that you suffer from a 'forever boy' complex
<Canmak> nope
<Canmak> one can assume that I am extremely bored and like watching peoples reactions
<Canmak> like yours
<Canmak> you see you know I am messing around but yet I get this feeling that your offended or pissed off
<Canmak> was today a bad day for you
<Virgo24F> :)))
<Canmak> honestly if you didn't want to chat with me you could have blocked me
<Canmak> but yet I think I interest you
<Virgo24F> well my dear...
<Canmak> you are curious as to see what I would say next
<Virgo24F> EUREKA...
<Canmak> I bet you cant wait to see my post on VM
<Canmak> lol
<Canmak> I am putting it up now
<Canmak> in about ten minutes
<Canmak> so go look for it
<Canmak> :)
<Virgo24F> you than can conlude that the same problem is here as well...
<Virgo24F> exploring for people
<Virgo24F> their minds
<Virgo24F> their funny, pitty thoughts
<Canmak> ah we are the same
<Canmak> are you hitting on me
<Canmak> I think you have a crush on me
<Virgo24F> so don't fltter your self
<Virgo24F> get grounded a bit
<Canmak> I am grounded but high on life
<Canmak> ok and a little bit of heroin
<Canmak> :P
<Virgo24F> ...and keep smiling
<Virgo24F> :-)
<Canmak> I bet I made you smile........you are smiling now aren't you
<Canmak> where are you from?
<Virgo24F> the only thing that is always awailable for you ;)
<Canmak> Skojpe, Bitola, Ohrid
<Canmak> Tetovo
<Virgo24F> what for?
<Canmak> just curious
<Canmak> I asked a person where Gostivar was
<Canmak> I was serious then
<Virgo24F> no use of it
<Canmak> and they though I was joking
<Canmak> thought
<Canmak> so where is Gostivar
<Virgo24F> in the western part of mac...below the mount.shara...heard of it?
<Canmak> no
<Canmak> Ok I have to go
<Virgo24F> saved:)
<Canmak> maybe be back under a different name see if you recognize me:)
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| Legal-Eagle |
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] Canmak, how could you[?][?][?][?]
I was bored shitless so i thought i would cause some havoc, in hindsight i felt sorry for some of those people, but, i think that they have learnt. I have an attitude and I AM NOT AFRAID to use it.
The greatest thing about it, was that i was NOT BANNED, which would be contrary to the behaviour on the undernet. Furthermore, i had great fun at the expense of others without being vulgar. I think that is what mIRC should be all about. Unfortunately, there are too many people that are highly strung. Fortunately I am NOT one of them.[:o)][:o)]
Just so you know, half of those dimwits where either younger cousins or people i know in person. But NO ONE had an inkling that it was me... so the joke was on them until i see them at the next function where i will have great pleasure in revealing my identity[:o)] |