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| miden1mk |
[8D]
A Helpful Man
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn't usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty woman is the driver so he goes back to help.
As he is hooking his truck to her car he says, “You know, you are the first pregnant woman I've ever helped out of a ditch.”
“But I'm not pregnant,” she says.
“Well, you're not out of the ditch yet,” he says.
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| miden1mk |
cool
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| ace6vel |
xexexexexeex interesen Fic |
| miden1mk |
Edna zena postojano go prasuva nejziniot maz ako nejzinite cicki se
tolku mali."Dali so ovoj xemper ke izgledat pogolemi?Dali ova
drugoto gi pravi pomali?" taa prasuva.
Narednipt den nejziniot maz kupuva ogledalo .I pred da legne ta sekogas go prasuva mazot,."Dali so ovoj xemper ke izgledat pogolemi?
"Dali ova drugoto gi pravi pomali?"
I na kraj toj tolku se nervira i rece,"Jas znam kako da gi pravis pogolemi!"
"Kako"?!?!?!?! taa prasuva .
"Zemi mnogu toaletna hartija i stavi go vo sredina na tvoite cicki".
"Pa kolku dolgo trae?" taa prasuva .
"Pa treba da pominat nekolku godini,"odgovori toj
"Kako go znaes ova ?" taa se prasuva
"Pa ne znam ,no siguren sum deka odlicno ti go rabotil zadnikot,neli
hahahahahahahha mnogu smesno sto mislite [8D] |
| miden1mk |
Sto e Dobro [?]
Edno dete go prasuva tatkoto, "Tatko,Koj e podobar-ra mazot ili zenata?"
"Dvete sinko. Dvete se dobri."
Posle nekoe vreme deteto prasuva , "Tato,Sto e podobro crnoto ili beloto?"
"dvete sinko, dvete." "Tato, dali gospod gi saka decata?"
"Da sinko, toj gi saka site deca."
Deteto se vraka posle nekolku minuti i rasuva, "Tato, dali Michael Jackson e dobar?"[?]
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| StormAngel |
[:D][:D][:D]
Brate mali,se na vicovi si pocnal
Dobar vic si nasol
Pozdrav![:)] |
| StormAngel |
ahahahahahahahahahahahah
Pozdrav![:)] |
| miden1mk |
vic:
otisle 3 braka od kina vo Amerika no trebalo da gi smenat iminjata pred da odat tamu.
Edniot se vikaal Chu,drugiot Bu a tretiot se vikal Fu.
Taka tie si otisle vo USA.Taka Chu go smenil imeto vo Chuck,Bu go smenil imeto vo Buck,a Fu se vratil pak vo Kina.
[:p] |
| miden1mk |
Kad sam bio u Parizu video sam Monalizu[:X] a posle jasna svar otisao u striptiz bar a kad......prodolzuva |
| ace6vel |
dobri ti se vicovive :D |
| StormAngel |
Brat mi e,mora da ima jaki vicevi.
Pozdrav![:)] |
| miden1mk |
Pa se znae [8D] |
| miden1mk |
a koga toj striptiz pocnuva kosata pocnuva da iskocuva a sto povise ti se blizi kosata ti se diga.......[8D] |
| nemo |
quote:
Originally posted by miden1mk
Kad sam bio u Parizu video sam Monalizu[:X] a posle jasna svar otisao u striptiz bar a kad......prodolzuva
Ne li bese od Italia monaliza |
| miden1mk |
pa taka odi poeziata be.................[8D] |
| nemo |
quote:
Originally posted by miden1mk
pa taka odi poeziata be.................[8D]
pa da se misli na drugite moni lizi[:D] |
| miden1mk |
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