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PCMCIA = People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
MACINTOSH = Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
ISDN = It Still Does Nothing
RISC = Reduced Into Silly Code
APPLE = Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
PENTIUM = Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
SCSI = System Can't See It
COBOL = Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
DOS = Defunct Operating System
AMIGA = A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
BASIC = Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
LISP = Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
IBM = I Blame Microsoft
MIPS = Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
DEC = Do Expect Cuts
WINDOWS = Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
CD-ROM = Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
GIRO = Garbage In Rubbish Out
WWW = World Wide Wait
MICROSOFT = Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
OS/2 = Obsolete Soon, Too
PnP = Plug and Pray
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