| What's your condom type?... | |
| zaljubena vo tebe | What's your condom type? Extra thin: Not only do you have the courage to perform an emergency tracheotomy, you have the initiative and foresight to start the procedure before the choking even starts. Sheepskin (or other non-latex): You're the heart and soul of the company. And if the big bosses don't agree, well maybe they shouldn't give you that raise. Spermicidal: Funny how your idea of sex-themed pop-up books appeals to both sex-educators and child pedophiles alike. Spermicidal: Perhaps searching the dictionary for errors isn't glamorous, sexy or profitable. But oh, the unadulterated bliss of finding a misplaced comma. Female condoms: You're surprised when people are offended by your genitals dangling below the hem of your too-short shorts. After all, you're just taking the trend of flabby stomachs hanging out of low-rise jeans to the next logical level. Regular, unlubed latex: There's something about eating ice cream on a hot, sunny day that makes you feel like you're a kid again. And even more so, when your ice cream falls and you start to bawl like a baby. Flavoured: Be honest with yourself. Is it really the full moon and rising tide that turns your logic and reason to mayhem and madness? Or is it the 9 lines of blow that you snorted off of some stranger's dick? Ribbed or studded, for her pleasure: Everywhere you turn people are asking you for money. Girl Guides selling cookies, the homeless asking for change, that toothless $10 hooker asking for her hard-earned $10. Extended pleasure (male genital desensitizing condoms): Rumours rarely boost morale. But the one you start about your boss being a transgendered, 2-spirited, bi-sexual makes everyone at work feel better about their own lives. Pleasure shaped (with those funny loose pouchy things): Ok, welfare may not pay much. But after Saturday night you'll admit that it's a better way to get money than sucking your "Aunt Oliver's" shriveled sausage and nut salad for cash. Scented (to mask those unfortunate genital odors): Seeing your first illegal cock fight leaves you feeling both sadly disappointed and strangely aroused. |
| zaljubena vo tebe | quote: |
| Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov | i love flavoured stuff it makes me horny |
| Bane01 | Niki I do not use any with you....:-))))) |
| OuTLaW | Ne koristam kondomi,samo astroglide.[:D] |
| Thief | Íèêè, îäàì äà êóïàì åäåí ñî âêóñ íà ¼àãîòêà, ìîæå?! [:D] |
| zaljubena vo tebe | alergichna e na jagodi :) |
| zaljubena vo tebe | sakat babani :o))))))))))))))))))) |
| Thief | Áîáàíè?! [:D] |
| kopacot | "Zastava" i "ezerka" x4 vo pakovanje so miris na LivaNto :) |
| dbk | Nikki ne koristam ni jas kondomi:) |
| Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov | hiahiaihahiaihaiha zs ne koristite kondomi ? zatoa ja nikad nema so vas da se ebam da me zarazite:)))))))))))pf |
| zaljubena vo tebe | e ajde sega site©© kupvete kondomi ne se zezajte so zivot :¤ |
| Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov | hiaihaihahiaihaihaihahiahiaihaih slusaj te ja ofaa budalava deka posle kasno ke vi e:))))))))))) |
| dbk | quote:More ako te posluaam bogami posle kasno ke mi e navistina [:)] |
| Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov | hiahiaihaihahiaihihhiaihaiha e da:))))))))))))))))))))) |
| dame.g | da naracam eden od goodyear samo tie mi pasuvaat |
| SpaceLily | najlonska kesa za tebe:)) |
| edo | isklucivo koristam GLAD® Trash Bags.........DON'T GET MAD. GET GLAD®. imaat razni http://www.glad.com/trashbags.html |
| edo | ke zaboravev ovie mi se najomileni imaat i vrci da go vrzish[:D][:D] [img]http://www.glad.com/images/draw_string_pic.gif[/img] |
| zaljubena vo tebe | taman merka a edo? :o¤¤¤¤¤¤ hihihihihih |
| dbk | quote:Znaes na so mislam ..?[:)] |
| zArE | Durex Rullzzz ! |
| bollywoodstar | i dont use one. how do you like it? |
| C0lDPlaY | Mene mi pasovet samo Bastard Brand condoms, drugite nekako ne para se pogodvet.... evo videte zs [:D] http://www.webforwards.com/images/bastrd.gif |
| C0lDPlaY | [quote]Originally posted by C0lDPlaY
Mene mi pasovet samo Bastard Brand condoms, drugite nekako ne para se pogodvet.... evo videte zs [:D] [img]http://www.webforwards.com/images/bastrd.gif[/img] |