Amusing Bumper Stickers |
mafisKumA |
United We Stand...in line for a job.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
My karma ran over your dogma
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you
I have good Brakes, Do you have GOOD Insurance?
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mafisKumA |
If it's rocking don't come knocking - (this is very popular with young guys driving vans) [;)][:I]
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sapeski |
Wasn't born in Texas, but I got here as soon as I could.
I'm from Texas, what country are you from? |
izguben |
Gas Grass or Ass
nobody rides for Free |
killerr |
Are you following Jesus this close?
Baby on bored!
Back Up My Hard Drive? How Do I Put It In Reverse?
BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
Blow your nose, your horn works fine.
Born Free. . . . .Taxed to Death.
Bumper sticker in the year 2100: DISCO STILL SUCKS
CAUTION I BRAKE FOR HOOKERS.
CAUTION! I drive like you do!
Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?
D.A.M.M.- Drunks Against Mad Mothers
Do I look like a freakin' People Person?
Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.
Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That
Don't Follow me I am LOST!!!
DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT
Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.
Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE
Hey idiot- You're driving a car, not a phone booth
Honk If You Want To See My Finger
How's my driving? Dial 1-800-YOU-SUCK
I WANT YOU to stay far away from me
IF ITS TOO LOUD YOUR TOO OLD
I'm not as dumb as you look.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
I'm not littering.... I'm donating to the earth.
I'm not really a driver I just play one on TV.
Im not tailgating im just tring to keep my bumper on.
Keep honking, I am reloading!.
My son can kick your son's honor student butt.
WHY ME?
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ozonce |
a sho e toa bumber stickers |
OooOo |
ova#10;#10;[img]http://www.neilvandyke.org/weblog/for-the-amount-i-paid.jpg[/img]#10;#10; |
OooOo |
Shteta vo Canada ne se praktikuvaat mnogu bumber stickers. Vo amerika sekoja vtora kola gi imashe, tuka retko da naletash na nekoja.
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HaCkEr` |
quote: Originally posted by ozonce
a sho e toa bumber stickers
lol.. :)
nemozeshe da razberesh od porakite shto e[:D][:p][:D] |
killerr |
aker ostaj deteto nikoj ne se rodil ucen :o) |
killerr |
[img]http://www.buzznet.com/assets/categories/bumperstickers/gallery-msg-17846-2.jpg[/img]
[img]http://www.smallpawsrescue.org/pup3/bumper.jpg[/img] |
ozonce |
e da mnogu e smeshno :) |
mafisKumA |
Cat missing? Check my tires!
Horn broke, watch for finger
Next mood swing: 6 minutes. Keep safe distance
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AaaAa |
Heavily medicated for your safety.
Hello, officer. Put it on my tab.
Help! I Farted and can't roll down my windows!
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever made.
If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart
If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen
If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.
Invest in America. Buy a Congressman
Learn from your parents' mistakes. Use birth control!
Somewhere in Texas there's a village missing an idiot
Annoy a politician today. THINK
Don't blame me. I voted.
He Is Not My President!
Re-elect Bush: I'm tired of waiting for the Apocalypse.
If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport
They call it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken.
You're the reason God created the middle finger.
Your honor student swallows!
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mafisKumA |
Ditch the Bi*ch! Let's go fishing.
(the car that had this sticker was a ute driven by one very nasty looking man)
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OooOo |
wife and dog missing ...
... reward for the dog! |