Great quotes by Great ladies
Great quotes by Great ladies
AaaAa Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened. -Cora Harvey Armstrong- Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. -Helen Hayes (at 73)- I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. -Janette Barber- Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. -Lily Tomlin- A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. -Carrie Snow- Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. -Laurie Kuslansky- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. -Erma Bombeck- Old age ain't no place for sissies. -Bette Davis- A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. -Rhonda Hansome- The phrase "working mother" is redundant. -Jane Sellman- Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows. -Jennifer Unlimited- Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. -Charlotte Whitton- Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. -Caryn Leschen- I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once. -Jennifer Unlimited- If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. -Catherine- I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I'm also not blonde. -Dolly Parton- If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -Sue Grafton- I'm not going to vacuum 'til Hoover makes one you can ride on. -Roseanne Barr- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.. -Elayne Boosler- Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson- In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher- I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. -Gloria Steinem- I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house. -Zsa Zsa Gabor- Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. -Eleanor Roosevelt- ************************************************* "Our lives teach us who we are." Salman Rushdie *************************************************
sapeski "When it comes to compliments, woman are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always want'n more...more... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return" -Homer J Simpson-
AaaAa
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Originally posted by sapeski
"When it comes to compliments, woman are ravenous blood-sucking monsters always want'n more...more... MORE! And if you give it to them, you'll get plenty back in return" -Homer J Simpson-
Homer ladie e?[:)]
sapeski
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Originally posted by AaaAa Homer ladie e?[:)]
Сакав да дојде како контра на твоите, најпростата форма на говор која секогаш е точна. Инаку од сите според мене најдобра е онаа од Еленор.
ragazza There are no uggly women , just lazy ones. - Coco Chanel -
AaaAa
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Originally posted by sapeski
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Originally posted by AaaAa Homer ladie e?[:)]
Сакав да дојде како контра на твоите, најпростата форма на говор која секогаш е точна. Инаку од сите според мене најдобра е онаа од Еленор.
Se salam de:) Inaku da, Eleanor ama posle onaa na Roseanne Barr--so true in my case :)
riba "In passing, also, I would like to say that the first time Adam had a chance he laid the blame on a woman." —Nancy Astor "The day will come when men will recognize woman as his peer, not only at the fireside, but in councils of the nation. Then, and not until then, will there be the perfect comradeship, the ideal union between the sexes that shall result in the highest development of the race." —Susan B. Anthony "I think the key is for women not to set any limits." — Martina Navratilova