| Dumb Pick Up Lines | |
| mafisKumA | I want to climb the ladder in your stockings. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas? Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes. Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life! Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on! I lost my teddy bear will you sleep whith me ? I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet. |
| dejan | *shudder* [:p] How do you know all this julie?[;)] |
| ProMKD | Man: Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? Man: When you fell from heaven! |
| mafisKumA | I’ve lived a long time dejan, you’d be surprised what you’ll hear by the time you get to my age [;)][:p][:I] |
| dejan | Aah, so it's from experience?:p hehe |