| just sex! |
| RaGeAnGeL |
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill:)
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute!
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.:)
Sex relieves tension - love causes it!
Sex is emotion in motion!
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.:))
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
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| slasa |
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| Mara |
Сласа...срам те било!!! Јас се си мислев оти ти си еден сериозен, озбилен, комјутерџиски тип...а ти?[:(][V][:0]
ЦЦЦЦЦ...и тебе те мавнал сексот во глава!!![8D][:D][:D][:D] Знам дека гориш од желба да го отвориш патентот[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] |
| slasa |
http://www.loveyourmouse.com/awards/cannes/tokstok/kamasutra.html |
| slasa |
quote:
Originally posted by Mara
Сласа...срам те било!!! Јас се си мислев оти ти си еден сериозен, озбилен, комјутерџиски тип...а ти?[:(][V][:0]
ЦЦЦЦЦ...и тебе те мавнал сексот во глава!!![8D][:D][:D][:D] Знам дека гориш од желба да го отвориш патентот[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
ne be jas i keks dve obicni pojmi
do mene da legnes nisto ne ke ti napram [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] |
| Mara |
не знам...почнав да се ПЛАШАМ од тебе[:p][:D][:D] Ми стоиш опасен фраер, ајт ти[;)][:D][:D][:D] Се некои сексиљави слики те мачат тебе[:I] |
| slasa |
ma jok nisto ne me maci .. samo pokusuvam da provalam drugi kompjuteri i ke naletqam nekogas na nesto interesno ... |
| Mara |
ајде се извади сега!!![;)][8D]
ај како доказ....приложи нешто од комјутерот на Дарк[;)][:D][:D][:D] |
| wolf_pack |
quote:
Originally posted by slasa
[img]http://www.2and2.net/Uploads/Images/zipped.jpeg[/img]
Slasa da ne treba kredit karta da se kliza kaj patentot[:D] |
| Molec |
quote:
Originally posted by RaGeAnGeL
Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull. It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all. Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill:)
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography.
Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love!
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
Men get laid, but women get screwed.
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute!
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.:)
Sex relieves tension - love causes it!
Sex is emotion in motion!
Masturbation: the primary sexual activity of mankind. In the nineteenth century it was a disease; in the twentieth, it's a cure.
Nymphomaniac: a woman as obsessed with sex as an average man.:))
Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
Sex: the pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable.
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
ne ti e sram da prepishvish?
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| RaGeAnGeL |
[:I]
ti moras sve javno da kazis[?][xx(] |
| wolf_pack |
quote:
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
A man usually has a plan B[:D][:D] |
| riba |
quote:
Originally posted by RaGeAnGeL
When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.
Ova e mojot fejv'rit...[^][;)] |
| toni_a |
da ne pochnale novi reklami od ikea ? [:D]
a ovaa na slikata kako u eden bugarski vic.
posto nonstop idela zhenava na doktor da ja shie za da lazhe i faka bogati mazhi,ovoj na kraj patent i stavil i i rekol: sega sama izbirash po potreba i ne dosagaj poveke [:D][:D][:D] |
| RaGeAnGeL |
Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
Sex is like snow, you never know how many inches you're going to get or how long it will last.
Among men, sex sometimes results in intimacy; among women, intimacy sometimes results in sex.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
A woman's appetite is twice that of a man's; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times.
Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone.
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| cyberlady |
just sex, cybersex.
[:D][:D][:D] |
| Pina |
Ova slikava so patentot me secna opasno, mornici me obzedoa koga mi teknuva kako mochaloto mi se ima potfateno od patentot na farmerkite
ouuuuuffff...ufffff |
| dbk |
aman te be... |