Teenagers AKA The Pains in the Proverbial |
mafisKumA |
This is the “I know everything, you know nothing mum/dad” stage.
It’s the hardest of all.
First and foremost be a friend then a parent. Spend time discussing with and listening to their views on different issues such as drugs, alcohol, sex, driving and responsible behaviour.
Spend one on one time with your teenage child.
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mafisKumA |
It’s always difficult, as a parent, to see your child make mistakes, the only thing you can do is try and console them and point them in the right direction. Most teenagers think they know absolutely everything and in that case no matter how hard you to try to harbour them they feel an imperativeness to learn from their own mistakes. Just be there for them when they take the hard falls.
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Sunshine |
I was the teenager from hell :) My mom always said..you'll have kids one day. Oh joy! Now I just pray my kids will be nothing like me at that age. |
mafisKumA |
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the bed. It was addressed, “Dad”.
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I’ve been finding real passion with Mariel and she is so nice – even with all her piercing, tattoos and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion dad, she’s pregnant and Mariel said that we will be very happy.
Even though you don’t care for her, as she is so much older than I, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too.
Mariel taught me that marihuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Mariel can get better; she sure deserves it!
Don’t worry dad, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your son,
Tom
P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbour’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my school report card that’s in my desk top draw. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
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feverly |
hahaahahahahah....za malu i jas ke padnev na ova |
mafisKumA |
tocno je sto velat lujge "the samller the children the smaller the problems the bigger the children the bigger the problems'
when the hormones kick in it’s time for everyone to duck for cover this is when they discover the opposite sex and all the heartache that followes. the only thing you can really do is just be there for them to give them a shoulder to cry on
pa ko ke dobiat dozvola da vozat, samo ke mu chatis deka da pazat da ne vozat brzo ova ona, ama vo ovije budali godini si mislat deka nikoj nisto nemozi da mu napraj, se znat and they are indestructible
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