| man vs woman |
| RaGeAnGeL |
Questions and Answers
Q: WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
A: Because they are plugged into a genius
Q: WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING FOREPLAY?
A: They don't have enough time
Q: WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
A: They don't stop for directions
Q: WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn
Q: WHY DON'T WOMEN HAVE MEN'S BRAINS?
A: Because they don't have penises to put them in
Q: WHAT DO ELECTRIC TRAINS AND BREASTS HAVE IN COMMON?
A: They're intended for children but men usually end up playing with them
Q: WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
A: Because their balls fall over their assholes and they vapor lock
Q: WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
A: So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties
Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
A: You need a rough draft before you make a final copy
Q: HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
A: Nobody knows, since it has never happened
Q: ARGUMENTS: A woman has the last word in any argument.
A: Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument |
| OooOo |
Abe od zhenska gledna tochka mozhda e tochno, arno ama ... [:D]
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| riba |
Eve kako izgleda edna podgotovka na skara:
1.Zenata odi do prodavnica i kupuva sve sto e potrebno.
2.Zenata gi sprema salatata i desertot.
3.Zenata go sprema mesoto za skara, i go nosi do tamu kade sto ja ceka mazot so pivo u raka!
4.Mazot go postava mesoto vrz skarata.
5.Zenata trca u kujna za proverka i posoluvanje.
6.Zenata iskaca nadvor za da mu dade do znaenje na mazot deka mesoto gori i deka treba da go trgne.
7.Mazot go trga mesoto i i go dava na zenata da go odnese.
8.Zenata ja postavuva masata i servira.
9.Site go falat mazot i i zborat na zenata deka e srekna sto ima takov maz.
10.Posle vecerata, zenata se faka za rabota, cistenje i mienje.
11.Mazot ja prasuva zenata dali e zadovolna od toa sto imala slobodna vecer!
Ziva vistina [xx(][:D] |
| OooOo |
12.Mazhot si legnuva... |
| RaGeAnGeL |
quote:
Originally posted by OooOo
Abe od zhenska gledna tochka mozhda e tochno, arno ama ... [:D]
sakas new argument a?[:D]
ZOSO GO KLADOV BOLDIRANO A?a?a?a |
| RaGeAnGeL |
13.zenata se kacuva... |
| VeGaS |
14. Mazot e kamen pijan i ne mu stanuva |
| RaGeAnGeL |
15.zenata odit kaj komshijata... |
| VeGaS |
16. I za srekja na mazot nikad vekje ne se vrakja. |
| RaGeAnGeL |
17.ama mu ostavat dve prikolici:edna maska druga zenska |
| Goran-Skopje |
quote:
Originally posted by RaGeAnGeL
17.ama mu ostavat dve prikolici:edna maska druga zenska
Prv put slusham deka nekoj maz zemal prikolici[:)]
Rege, editiraj dusho, ne so ovie k*rshumi!
Goran-Skopje |
| RaGeAnGeL |
za se ima prv pat vo zivotov...eto vidis deka mozis da naucis neso i od pomladi od tebe:P |
| Goran-Skopje |
quote:
Originally posted by RaGeAnGeL
za se ima prv pat vo zivotov...eto vidis deka mozis da naucis neso i od pomladi od tebe:P
Abe da nauchev, ama tochni raboti da "pljukneshe", a ne vaka[:)]
Goran-Skopje |
| RaGeAnGeL |
mashkata gordost ne ti priznavat deka sum vo pravo....jebo te ego jebo te |
| dalila |
18. mazhot sfakja shto izgubil, pa na kolenici ja moli zhenata da se vrati[:p][:D] |
| OooOo |
19.ustvari tera sve u pm i ide da gleda TV |
| VeGaS |
19. Zenata mu se smiluva, ja lapnue cuclata i taka si ziveat srekjno.
(izvadok od dilala's autobio. [:D] ) |
| RaGeAnGeL |
20.cucla i se e mozno! |
| wolf_pack |
21. Every lady likes to get ice cream every night in bed:)) |
| wolf_pack |
quote:
Originally posted by RaGeAnGeL
Questions and Answers
Q: WHAT'S THE USELESS SKIN AROUND THE VAGINA CALLED?
A: THE WOMAN
[:D] |