| Funny Quotes of the Day | |
| BorisVM | Yogi Berra "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." W. C. Fields "A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her." Samuel Goldwyn "For your information, I would like to ask a question." P. J. O'Rourke "If government were a product, selling it would be illegal." |