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| SydneyGuy | "If you and I were squirrels, I'd let you play with my nuts" "I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!" "Let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you" "I'm conducting a survey to see how many women have pierced nipples" "My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to" "I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle" "My name is Justin. Justincredible" "Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?" "There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you" "Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or me trying to get you out of them?" "Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?" "If you're going to regret this in the morning then we can sleep in until the afternoon" "If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?" "There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself" |
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