| What women really mean!!!!! |
| LUTA PIPERKA |
This is a topic for all of you guys to write in and ask as many questions about us women, then we can translate to what we really mean when we say NO !!!!!
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| graf |
Fuk if I can understand women. Shit I think it is easier to understand the meaning of life than to work out what a woman really means
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Astrogirl |
Oh come on Graf, just think of it a challenge
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| Canmak |
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Oh come on Graf, just think of it a challenge
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring!
If only they where a challenge
O'CANADA |
| fio |
Abe dijasporci...se zalite deka ne znaete dobro makedonski...pa umesto da kucate po kataljon postovi na angliski, probajte istoto da go napravite na Makedonski 
Today, well lived, makes yesterday a dream of happiness, and tomorrow a vision of hope |
| Astrogirl |
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Oh come on Graf, just think of it a challenge
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring!
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If only they where a challenge
O'CANADA
Some might consider you blessed that you find them easy Graf can do it, keep working that charm mate
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| Astrogirl |
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Abe dijasporci...se zalite deka ne znaete dobro makedonski...pa umesto da kucate po kataljon postovi na angliski, probajte istoto da go napravite na Makedonski
Today, well lived, makes yesterday a dream of happiness, and tomorrow a vision of hope
I personally might not know as much Macedonian as some of the other members on the forum, but before you start criticizing us for writing in english, you should really look at your Macedonian first, because last time i checked, some of the words your using aren't all Macedonian.
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| Astrogirl |
I'm here I will help out when i feel it's needed, but i think your doing a fine job on your own girl
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| Legal-Eagle |
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Why is this topic in here? Answer that
O'CANADA
Because it is our god-given right to do/think/say as we please and after all has been said and done, we reserve the right to change our minds!
For goodness sake's it is an unwritten law that everyman knows, doesnt understand, and should never question!
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion! |
| Legal-Eagle |
Now that we have answered that question ....... next question please boys
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion! |
| Astrogirl |
I don't really care about getting a huge ass that much, i'd rather have a bit of ass, than no ass at all, as long as it is in proportion with the rest of my body. I think a girl can look pretty good with a few curves in the right proportions But one thing i do hate about an ass, regardless of the size...... cellulite!
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| Legal-Eagle |
When a woman tells you she would like to be surprised by the size of her engagement ring ... what she is really saying is "I WANT A PINK/CHAMPAGNE FLAWLESS DIAMOND IN A CARTIER OR TIFFANY SETTING THE SIZE OF MY EYEBALL(WHEN IT IS DILATED)!"
****Eyeball can be substituted for "Nipple" depending on how large you like your diamonds.
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion! |
| LUTA PIPERKA |
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Why is this topic in here? Answer that
O'CANADA
To answer any questions that you may have regaring the opposite sex!!!
You should consider it a privelage!!!!!!
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| LUTA PIPERKA |
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why can't women make up there mind
Graf in Da Selo !!!
Because it's our perogative!!!!!!!
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| LUTA PIPERKA |
GIRLS!!!! Where r u ? I really need your help!!!!
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| Lapotica |
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not me, i am always on target
Graf in Da Selo !!!
Are you sure about that
After all, thats what this topic is for
..FOXXY.. |
| LUTA PIPERKA |
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yeah by eating the food, and leaving the woman to clean up
Graf in Da Selo !!!
No GRAFCHE, Not in this day and age!!!
You still have it good because maykati ti gotvi i ti chisti i ti peri tvoyte gayki. In this day and age U R expected to help with all of he household chors including the washing of dishes.
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| Lapotica |
Astro, you rule...
..FOXXY.. |
| graf |
fio sto ti e gale kako pisuvam vo english, Ako sakis pisuvaj vo makedonisk .
Pa vidi kako jas pisuivam
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Astrogirl |
Nar Lapotica, just trying to defend my self and my fellow "angliski" forum members .... but thanks anyway
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| Legal-Eagle |
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And all i can say is that all men have snakes Sorry i really should stop speaking my mind like i do, because i think it's not doing anyone any favours
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring!
LL I am not even touching that one ... literally speaking that is!
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion! |
| Canmak |
Graf you can clearly answer that yourself......would you go for a woman with a HUGE ASS or one with a smaller ass..........I personally like the "BOOTY" ass.........the one similar to J-LO
O'CANADA |
| Lapotica |
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why do women care so much about getting a huge ass
Graf in Da Selo !!!
It's not so much about getting a huge ass, it's about getting a fat flabby ass that we care about...
And for me, it's not about impressing the opposite sex, it's about feeling comfortable in your own skin..
..FOXXY.. |
| Lapotica |
After all, we do live in Australia.....
..FOXXY.. |
| graf |
i live in Maco-Australia
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Astrogirl |
"What the?!!" 'Maco Australia', don't you mean Australia, Australia
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| graf |
All I can say is that women are like snakes
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Legal-Eagle |
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All I can say is that women are like snakes
Graf in Da Selo !!!
ssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSssssss and very potent when provoked! You saw this python HISS first hand!
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion! |
| Astrogirl |
And all i can say is that all men have snakes Sorry i really should stop speaking my mind like i do, because i think it's not doing anyone any favours
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| graf |
. Two heads are better than one
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Astrogirl |
I guess so...
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| graf |
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Because it is our god-given right to do/think/say as we please and after all has been said and done, we reserve the right to change our minds!
Out side it might be 2002, but in these walls of my place it is 1930's and women still can't vote
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Astrogirl |
You know it just got me thinking, the reason why this topic is in the food section of the forums, was so that the guy's would actually read it, if it had been put say in the prose or poetry section, we would have had no chance
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| graf |
the other reason why it is here is because women love to cook there men nice meals
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Lapotica |
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. Two heads are better than one
Graf in Da Selo !!!
But absolutely useless if there unable to strike
..FOXXY.. |
| graf |
not me, i am always on target
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Lapotica |
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the other reason why it is here is because women love to cook there men nice meals
Graf in Da Selo !!!
Thats true, but we also like the favour returned...
..FOXXY.. |
| graf |
yeah by eating the food, and leaving the woman to clean up
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Canmak |
Why is this topic in here? Answer that
O'CANADA |
| graf |
why can't women make up there mind
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| graf |
this might shock u but I DO NOT WASH MY CLOTHES, DO NOT IRON.
But before u think I am lazy I have been cleaning since 10 years old.
And I can cook some mean eggs, So i am not totally useless
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Canmak |
I don't do any of that stuff also Graf, but if need be I would......I just wouldn't like it if the wife is at home and vacums half of the carpet and leaves the other half for me.........true story ........homeboy divorced her ass soon after and both where Mak
O'CANADA |
| Legal-Eagle |
I wonder if you guys would be so unrentling if she was earning mega bucks and wanted to keep you at home as a personal sex slave/housekeeper/maid?
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion! |
| graf |
Legal,
I would love to stay at home and look after the kids while my wife (one day) would earn the big bucks. I have no problems of being the BITCH OF THE HOUSE
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Astrogirl |
Having two older brothers i have been dumped with cleaning up after their shit way too many times. So let me tell you it's no fun!  I don't care what sex a person is, when it comes to house work, both sexs should put in their fair share.
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| graf |
come on i know u love doing that
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Astrogirl |
Love ha! Yeah right! Just keep mowing that lawn my mate, and when your finished you can start pulling the weeds out of the garden
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| momak |
lepotica, leagle eagle, astrogirl...this hectic playboy bachelor life is wearing me out, i am looking for a nevesta to settle down with...and to iron my shirts ( cant use a pegla). any takers? i can get a popce lined up for this weekend if you are keen
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| Canmak |
loooooooool
O'CANADA |
| Astrogirl |
Hey Momak you don't beat around the bush do you Nice to met you too! I can use a
pegla but do i want to use it, hmm that's another question Is this what men really ask when they want to settle down
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring! |
| LUTA PIPERKA |
Most men especially those who r looking at settling down with a Makedonsko devoyche,R looking at a replica of their mothers and will not settle 4 less. These days a PEGLA has many other uses than just 4 ironing clothes. They R used 4 ironing and straightening our husbands TIKVI if they don't pull their weight around the household chors..
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| Canmak |
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I wonder if you guys would be so unrentling if she was earning mega bucks and wanted to keep you at home as a personal sex slave/housekeeper/maid?
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion!
No problem here if you are the one
O'CANADA |
| graf |
as if, just get her a slap on the ass
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Legal-Eagle |
Thats half the problem you men NEVER faken listen.
Next time you go to grope your lady and you have not heard a word she has said your chances of getting laid are equal to a snowflakes chance in hell!
NOW THAT IS A FACT!
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion! |
| graf |
ama u forget i have magic fingers , no need to talk , i let my fingers do the talking
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| LUTA PIPERKA |
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ama u forget i have magic fingers , no need to talk , i let my fingers do the talking
Graf in Da Selo !!!
Can your fingers really talk?????
What can they say?????
Tell them that U love them each day as U might be gone tommorrow..........John Edward Crossing over....... |
| Canmak |
Legal when I "grop" a lady she isn't going to have much to say other than OHHHHHHH and AHHHHHHHHHH and YESSSSSSSS and TAKE ME NOW.........but of course I pay full attention prior to that, but that is because I expect the same back
O'CANADA |
| Legal-Eagle |
All they say is "come here", unfortunately i have never met a man who can make me come on one finger!
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion! |
| Legal-Eagle |
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Legal when I "grop" a lady she isn't going to have much to say other than OHHHHHHH and AHHHHHHHHHH and YESSSSSSSS and TAKE ME NOW.........but of course I pay full attention prior to that, but that is because I expect the same back
O'CANADA
The extend of my dialogue while groping goes something like the following
STOP!
PLEASE STOP!
I SAID PLEASE DONT STOP
GEE THANK YOU, I HAVE TO RUN NOW, I HAVE A HAIRDRESSER'S APPOINTMENT IN 15 MINS.
You see, my mummy taught me well, i never forget my pleases and thank yous
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion! |
| Canmak |
Well I am pretty good with my tongue.....you see my fingers just get her attention
O'CANADA |
| Legal-Eagle |
So am I, now there is another thing we have in common
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion! |
| graf |
finger and tounge hmmmm i hope u don't use them for the brown hole
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| LUTA PIPERKA |
For Gods sake U make a comment like this after telling everyone that you wear edable undies with tripple choc!!!!!!!
Tell them that U love them each day as U might be gone tommorrow..........John Edward Crossing over....... |
| graf |
Abe zasto trebat John Edward Crossing over....... ovde
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Canmak |
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Abe zasto trebat John Edward Crossing over....... ovde
Graf in Da Selo !!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOL
O'CANADA |
| graf |
give me a girl and i will be her over to the other side
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Lapotica |
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give me a girl and i will be her over to the other side
Graf in Da Selo !!!
Yes I have no doubt of that!!! Once she see's and smell's
your skidmarked jocks, I'm sure she would much rather cross over
than go through that torture...
..FOXXY.. |
| graf |
not at all, I like to go free ball sometimes
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Lapotica |
..FOXXY.. |
| graf |
why do women care so much about getting a huge ass
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| graf |
i like a nice ass . not too small or not too big. Something that u can slap
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| dj_poo |
Feeling good about yourself and having confidence is what it is all about. Some woman feel good about themselves if they have a larger butt, or "ghetto-booty" as they call it in the States. I personally don't want a "huge ass" because I think it is a burden. As for J-Lo, I am sure when her name is mentioned the only thing you guys can think of is her "booty."
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| LUTA PIPERKA |
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Abe zasto trebat John Edward Crossing over....... ovde
Graf in Da Selo !!!
Life is short as we all know.I find John Edward a facinating human being. His show (if you have ever watched it) is about connecting people with loved one's that they have lost (on the other side). It makes you think about appreciating the people in your life today and not taking them for granted because U just don't know what's around the corner..........................SO THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE SAYINGS BY JOHN HIMSELF.....................
Tell them that U love them each day as U might be gone tommorrow..........John Edward Crossing over....... |
| graf |
yes i have seen it. I don't like it that much I rather be watching REN and STIMPY . That show has more feelings in it
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Thunder from down under |
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Originally posted by Legal-Eagle
I wonder if you guys would be so unrentling if she was earning mega bucks and wanted to keep you at home as a personal sex slave/housekeeper/maid? [}:)]
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion!
Mozi hikap neka ne zemi nas mene za prvoto graf za to vtoroto i canmark neka bidi za tretoto |
| Thunder from down under |
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Originally posted by Astrogirl
Love ha! Yeah right![:(!] Just keep mowing that lawn my mate, and when your finished you can start pulling the weeds out of the garden[:(!][:(!]
Because life wasn't meant
to be boring!
whats wrong with that Astro[?][?][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0][:0] |
| Thunder from down under |
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Originally posted by graf
[^][^][^][^][^]. Two heads are better than one [:)][:)][:)]
Graf in Da Selo !!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MATE
hahahhahahhahahhahahhahahhaha
ama ne mozish dvete vo isto vreme da gi koristish mate to e problemot |
| Thunder from down under |
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Originally posted by graf
Abe zasto trebat John Edward Crossing over....... ovde [:D][:D][:D]
Graf in Da Selo !!!
hahhahahhahahahahhaahhahah
Mate koj te nervira tebe [:D] |
| graf |
mate kaj si be, i need help to on the fourm. I need the THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER [:D]
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Thunder from down under |
tuka mate anything for you :)
What womens means when you on the internet with a girl and you wife walks in and says to you "I am going to bad"??????????
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| Lapotica |
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Originally posted by Thunder from down under
tuka mate anything for you :)
What womens means when you on the internet with a girl and you wife walks in and says to you "I am going to bad"??????????
Bed ili bad[?][?]
..FOXXY.. |
| MacoKing |
Why do girls always use "you are a player" as an excuse to not hook up?
P.S. Noone has said it to me but my friends have expirienced it.:)
"A team is driven by its head and by its heart." |
| Lapotica |
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Originally posted by MacoKing
Why do girls always use "you are a player" as an excuse to not hook up?
P.S. Noone has said it to me but my friends have expirienced it.:)
"A team is driven by its head and by its heart."
Because no girl wants a kurvar as a boyfriend my dear..[;)][:)]
..FOXXY.. |
| graf |
It is is because the girls reliaze that they have been played like a fool [:D][:D][:D]
Graf in Da Selo !!! |
| Legal-Eagle |
I have never heard that excuse used that someone is a player not to go out with them.
A guy can only play a girl ONLY and IF she allows it.
But what guys dont know is .... that each and every time you think you have the upper hand on us girls, I suggest you think again. But then, not all girls are as wicked as i am[}:)]
Shto mozhi zhensko da ti napraj ni naj golemiot dushman mozhi[:D] but that is only hearsay[:D]
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion!
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| LUTA PIPERKA |
quote:
Originally posted by Legal-Eagle
I have never heard that excuse used that someone is a player not to go out with them.
A guy can only play a girl ONLY and IF she allows it.
But what guys dont know is .... that each and every time you think you have the upper hand on us girls, I suggest you think again. But then, not all girls are as wicked as i am[}:)]
Shto mozhi zhensko da ti napraj ni naj golemiot dushman mozhi[:D] but that is only hearsay[:D]
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
You are all, Hic, entitled to MY, Hic, opinion!
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