| Damn! It's good to be a man... | |
| BorisVM | Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth. You don't give a damn if someone notices your new haircut. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just too "yucky". Same work... more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding Dress $5000; Tux rental $100 |