| Did You Know???? |
| Lapotica |
Did you know, that it is impossible to lick your elbow??
Did you know, a shrimp's heart is in its head??[:D] |
| graf |
Did u know that a woman can bleed some much and still be alive from that lost of blood [:D] |
| Legal-Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by graf
Did u know that a woman can bleed some much and still be alive from that lost of blood [:D]
Why do you think they sent women to the gulf war?
It is the only know species that can retain water and bled for 7 days without dying[^][^][^] "so they say" |
| graf |
quote:
Originally posted by Legal-Eagle
quote:
Originally posted by graf
Did u know that a woman can bleed some much and still be alive from that lost of blood [:D]
Why do you think they sent women to the gulf war?
It is the only know species that can retain water and bled for 7 days without dying[^][^][^] "so they say"
they sent them there cause woman on rags will cause any man to GO CRAZYYYY[:D][:D] |
| Legal-Eagle |
"on rags" i have not heard that term in yonks ... where have you been boy ... it is now diplomatically referred to as PMS
Pre-Menstral Shopping[:D][:D][:D][:D] |
| graf |
PMS sounds to professional, on the rags is the true meaning. |
| Astrogirl |
Did you know an apple, onion, and potato all have the same taste. The differences in flavor are caused by their smell. To prove this - pinch your nose and take a bite from each. They will all taste sweet.
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| Astrogirl |
Did you know grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
Also the only food that does not spoil is honey.
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| Astrogirl |
Did you know Julius Caesar was self-conscious about his receding hairline.
and.....
Steven Spielberg is Drew Barrymore's godfather. After seeing her nude in Playboy magazine, he sent her a blanket with a note telling her to cover herself up.[:)]
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| Legal-Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by graf
Did u know that a frogs arse is water tight
I am NOT even going to ask how you know this to be fact![:D][:D][:D][:D] |
| graf |
Did u know that it a snall is uni sex animal. And that it takes more then two snails to have sex |
| Astrogirl |
Did you know the original fifty cent piece in Australian decimal currency had around $2.00 worth of silver in it before it was replaced with a less expensive twelve sided coin.
And...
Australia has the richest source of mineral sands in the world. |
| Thunder from down under |
Did you know that australia has the biggest population of kangaroos in the world :))) |
| Legal-Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by Thunder from down under
Did you know that australia has the biggest population of kangaroos in the world :)))
[:0][:0][:0][:0]
NO![:0][:0]
NEVER[:0][:0]
REALLY[?][:D][:D]
Even if i saw it I wouldnt believe it[;)]
Impossible
Damn rumours i say[:D][:D][:D][:D] |
| graf |
Did you know that if you fart in a shower, that the smell is wrost cause of the steam. I know I have tested it out a numer of times and the data just backs it up ahhahaah |
| graf |
Did u know that a frogs arse is water tight |
| Lapotica |
Did you know more than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call[?][?][:)] |
| Lapotica |
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of
sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually
makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into
the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why
the ocean is so salty...
Don't swallow the water!!
[xx(][:D][:D] |
| Legal-Eagle |
Are you serious about the last post?
I wallow in salty sea water everyday.
My day would not be complete with at least swallowing a few mouth loads each time.[xx(][xx(][xx(]
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| Thunder from down under |
hehhehehhehhehehhehehe |
| Lapotica |
quote:
Originally posted by Legal-Eagle
Are you serious about the last post?
I wallow in salty sea water everyday.
My day would not be complete with at least swallowing a few mouth loads each time.[xx(][xx(][xx(]
Yep! Pretty gross hey...[xx(][xx(][:D] |
| Lapotica |
Did you know that 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people siiting on them and photocopying their butts...[:D]
Graf, you need to find another past time....[:D][:D] |
| Thunder from down under |
quote:
Originally posted by Astrogirl
Did you know grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
Also the only food that does not spoil is honey.
Ive heard the popcorns do the same |
| Thunder from down under |
quote:
Originally posted by Lapotica
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of
sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually
makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into
the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why
the ocean is so salty...
Don't swallow the water!!
[xx(][:D][:D]
10% of 400 galons its about 180kg
How many loads you said you swallow a day legal? |
| Lapotica |
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick",
is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language..[:p][:p] |
| Canmak |
Did you know they have these laws in Australia:
Australia Laws
Lawmakers are proposing a new law that will not allow anyone to come closer than 100 meters from a dead whale's carcass.
Why does this law exist?
A life sentence is 25 years.
Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.
You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the, ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12,000 fine. -Telecommunications Act 1991.
Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.
The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.
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| Canmak |
Same as above but for Canada:
30% of a radio stations content must be "Canadian Content".
Get the full text of this law.
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.
No one in Canada may watch or listen to an encrypted broadcast which is not licensed by the Canadian government. This means using US satellite systems such as "DirecTV" is illegal.
It is illegal to kill a sick person by frightening them.
Get the full text of this law.
It is illegal to pretend to practice witchcraft.
Get the full text of this law.
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| Astrogirl |
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Originally posted by Astrogirl
Did you know grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
Also the only food that does not spoil is honey.
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Ive heard the popcorns do the same
Did you know that Thunder from Down Under is a smart arse![:D][:D] |
| Thunder from down under |
hheheheh astro
Did you know that this poor man in canada in some petrol station between canadian and USA border he went to put petrol in his car and he also had a gun on him the trouble was that the petrol station was
the main entrance to walk in was in canada but the petrol pumps were on usa soil
so the man got charge by the usa police for ilegaly crossing the border and also few other serious charges as well for posesing a fire arm and some other bull shit
I thinj i read this in a macedonian newspaper |
| LUTA PIPERKA |
quote:
Originally posted by Lapotica
Did you know, that it is impossible to lick your elbow??
Did you know, a shrimp's heart is in its head??[:D]
Did you know that 90% of people try to lick their elbow after being told that it impossible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Legal-Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by Thunder from down under
quote:
Originally posted by Lapotica
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of
sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually
makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into
the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why
the ocean is so salty...
Don't swallow the water!!
[xx(][:D][:D]
10% of 400 galons its about 180kg
How many loads you said you swallow a day legal?
Ohhhh i have never actually measured, but enough to leave me with a salty aftertaste in my mouth which leads to an astronomical consumption of H20[:D][:D][:D][:D] |
| Astrogirl |
L[:D][:D][:D][:D]L Too much time in the shower for you[:p][^] |
| Lapotica |
[:D][:D][:D]..
Did you know it is physically impossible for pigs to
look up in the sky...[;)][:)] |
| Astrogirl |
Did you know that pigs can become alcoholics.[:D]
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| Thunder from down under |
quote:
Originally posted by Legal-Eagle
quote:
Originally posted by Thunder from down under
quote:
Originally posted by Lapotica
The average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of
sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually
makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into
the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why
the ocean is so salty...
Don't swallow the water!!
[xx(][:D][:D]
10% of 400 galons its about 180kg
How many loads you said you swallow a day legal?
Ohhhh i have never actually measured, but enough to leave me with a salty aftertaste in my mouth which leads to an astronomical consumption of H20[:D][:D][:D][:D]
when did you say you want to visit melbourne [:D][:D][:D] |
| mafisKumA |
Did you know Napoleon died of arsenic poisoning
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| mafisKumA |
Did you know Peter the Great taxed people for growing beards |
| mafisKumA |
Did you know The human head contains 22 bones. |
| Astrogirl |
Did you know that there are more pigs than humans in Denmark.
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| Astrogirl |
Did you know a female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
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| Lapotica |
Did you know...
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a superman somewhere...[;)][:)] |
| graf |
i knew that |
| Legal-Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by Astrogirl
Did you know a female orgasm is a powerful painkiller (because of the release of endorphines), so headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.
Absolutely true![:D][:D]
I "read it" somewhere[:p] |
| Legal-Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by mafisKumA
Did you know The human head contains 22 bones.
Yeap, that is how the term BONE HEAD came about for dummies[:D] |
| Astrogirl |
As my brother puts it " well anything that bleeds for seven days and doesn't heal has got to be bad".[^][^][^][^] I totally agree! [xx(][xx(][^][^]
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