| The Story: Lelele Majko comes to Canada | |
| Canmak | Ok all are welcome to add to this story.....just remember to keep the story somewhat understandable....I will start it out: "Quantas flight 107 Melbourne to Toronto has arrived" They should be out shortly Canmak was thinking to himself and sure enough he sees...Astrogirl,Legal,Graf,Lapotica and Thunder (all members of the Macedonian band "lelele majko" Canmak: Hello The Band: Hello Graf: Mate I got to take a dump where is the toilet Thunder: sik mate sik you should have seen our stewardess Legal: Can I go shopping Lapotica: I want a drink Astro: Lets party Canmak: Well we will do everything in due time.....but first let me take you to your hotel rooms...I have planned your North American tour (next) |
| Lapotica | So Lapotica gives Graf a shot of medicine, but Graf has no idea that Lapotica is about to play a joke ono him and slips a couple of laxatives in the cup.....[:D] Graf, accepts the medicine and thanx Lapotica for her help, Lapotica replies, "Your welcome pille", and has a little chuckle behind his back...[^] Meanwhile, Thunder and Astro are desperatley trying to keep straight faces after their raunchy and sensual night of passion... Canmak is telling Legal where the best places are to shop. Legal gets anxious,"Ajde lujge, lets hurry it up da se nashopvame". Thunder and Astro hurredly get dressed, Graf's not feeling any better, Lapotica cant get a smirk off her face and Canmak prepares for the shopping tour...... |
| Canmak | Meanwhile at the Hospital. Graf: Nurse I have to take another dump Nurse: I will be right there hold on a second Graf: Sto be mori? Ke ti kazam hold on a second Graf then proceeded to go and poop right there in his bed...while he was doing it he was thinking sega ke si vo lajna kurvo edna After his dump Graf felt much better got dressed and was leaving the Hospital when he ran into Canmak in the Elevator Canmak: Hey you feeling better? Graf: Like a million bucks Canmak: You want to go back to the Hotel Room Graf: Lets hit a strip joint Canmak: Ok lets go As Graf and Canmak were getting into the limo they happened to see Legal and Lapotica. Canmak: Hey girls.....you up for some Fun Lapotica: Sure I am game for anything Legal: What kind of fun? Graf: Na ribi ke odime Canmak: The Canadian kind of fish Legal: LoL I know what kind of riba you like Graf.....lets go Meanwhile back at the hotel room........ |
| graf | adje this is $5.99 a min and it is worth every cent |
| Astrogirl | Thunder how did Graf end up in Canmak's office? I thought he was at the party? |
| Thunder from down under | Why are you asking me how did he end up in canmaks ofice sho barash ti be mate kaj canmak vo office ? u must be running very fast :))))) he was running away from the 4 girls remember????????????? |
| Thunder from down under | it was getting hot in the room and astro girl has taken her top off |
| Astrogirl | Posted - December 10 2002 : 07:41:12 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "Sto pras mori?" asked Thunder "Lele this alcohol has gone to my head, i'm going to run a bath and take a soak for a while, i think the jet lag is starting to get to me." replied Astro "Go next door in and see what the girls are up to, tell them what happend to Graf" "Ok, no problems" Thunder said. As he walked out of the room he forgot to close the door on his way out without realising.................... As Thunder walked out of the hotel room he saw Lapotica and Legal........... "Eh! Thunder kasi be?" Yelled Lapotica from down the hallway. Legal had just arrived with Lapotica from the beauty salon where they got the "works" done for tonight. "Hey girls, looking hot for tonight i see" smiled Thunder. "Where's Graf and Astro?" asked Legal. "Well that's a long story, see Graf....." Thunder began to explain what had happened..................... |
| Astrogirl | "Thunder you surprised me" Astro said coyly as Thunder walked into the bathroom. "Are you enjoying your bath?" asked Thunder. "Yes i am, very relaxing" said Astro with a mischievous wink. "Hmmmm is there room for two in there?" an excited Thunder asked. "I'm sure i can make some" Replied Astro with an invitation for a seductive love making session in the water. And with that last comment Thunder locked the door and put a "DO NOT DISTURB" sign that would take them to the next morning......... It was the next morning and Thunder and Astro were lying in bed, hair still wet from the bath the previous night, both looking tired and worn out from their wild and lusty love making session. Also smoking a cigarette each. "Are you hungry?" asked Thunder. "Yeah i'm starving! Let's order a pizza" replied Astro. "Hmmm sounds good girl" Thunder replied. As Astro started dialing for a pizza, there was a knock on the door..... "Who the fak could that be?, some people just can't read the sign! Can they???" Thunder said in a pissed tone as he went to see who it was.............................. |
| Thunder from down under | It was Graf and Lepotica legal & canmak Thunder said Kaj si be mate Graf said begaj be picku mater stomak me boli Lepotca look at graf and said come to the other room i think i have a medicine that may help you and they walked away to the other room Legal wanted to go shoping and Canmak promisd to take her............. |
| Canmak | What Lapotica failed to realize is that when the luggage was brought up to the hotel rooms they mad a mistake and put thunders medicine bag in Grafs room.......the pills she gave Graf were actually viagra. Canmak: Legal what are you in the mood to buy today? Legal: Some hard core sexy outfit......a nice latex body suit would be nice Lapotica: I need a fur coat Astrogirl: Lapotica don't you care about animals Graf: I like animals ........they taste good Thunder (while looking at Astrogirl): I know something that tastes good *wink* So the group follows Canmak into a dark ally and sees him knock on a large steel door. The door opens up and Canmak ushers the group inside. The band is in shock they have never seen such sex items like this ever in there lives Legal: Oh god I am in Heaven Astro: He look at this purple ......ah never mind Thunder stops by a pair of handcuffs and thinks to himself he can have fun with these later on Graf wonders away from the group and starts checking out the male leather thongs with the white feather trim Lapotica is eyeing some whips and is thinking to herself some evil thoughts Canmak: Well we have one hour here folks then we are off to other stores Legal: I am going to try this on and this and this and this and this and this Canmak: Ok we have two hours here folks Graf: Hey I am going to try on these thongs tell me how I look (Next) |
| Thunder from down under | Graf had forgot his mobile in the hotel and didnt know how to get there so he ask Canmak to go with him when they arrived at the hotel Graf could not find his mobile for about 15 minutes in mean time Canmak said i better try this porno video to see if its any good while you look for your phone Graf when graf heard the noise the women were making on that video the viagra stared to work he could not handle it any more and look at Canmak and said Mate what do you recon .......... |
| Canmak | Graf: we get some girls here that look like them girls in the porno Canmak: As a matter of fact I know those girls in the pornos Graf: really Canmak: yeah I produced that movie you are watching now Graf: Get out Canmak: For real I am a man of many talents Graf: Sik mate Canmak then proceeded to call the girls....he could only get a hold of 4 of them but Graf was happy with that number. Canmak left Graf with the girls and met up with the rest of the group at the sex shop (next) |
| Astrogirl | No, then he was helping you spray your CRABS[:D] |
| Astrogirl | In the car on the way to the hotel , Canmak was explaining the sights of the city and the planned tour ahead. "Man i'm so tired it was such a long flight" said Graf. I don't know about anyone else here but i'm dying for a smoke" said Lapotica. Lapotica handed out a cigarette to each of the band members and Canmak (the Canadian tour manager). "Don't worry mate", said Thunder "we will hit the sack soon!" "Sleep you have got to be joking", said Legal "Astro, Lapotica, and I are hitting the nearest pub for some Canuck action tonight, why don't you guys come along, including you Canmak?" "Sounds good to me ladies" replied Canmak. Ok ok, but no funny business this time! I don't want the same shit happening again, like what happened in Japan" Graf said. Thunder just gave a cheeky smile and laughed to himself..................................... |
| Thunder from down under | and he pulled Astogirl back and said to her let them go lets you and i go back at the hotel and rest when they arived at the hotel they opened the door and this teribble smell hit them than they heard this noise coming from the back of the room thats when they saw graf coming out from the toilet with his hands on his stomack |
| Astrogirl | "Graf, what's up mate?" asked Astro "I'm sik" replied Graf. "Yeah i know you are mate[:D], but what's wrong ?" " I think i ate too much of my mum's home made manga before we left Melbourne and i have really bad case of of the runs" Graf said. Mate you need to go to the hospital, and by the smell of it[xx(], fast!" Thunder replied . "Astro call an ambulance at once" ....................................................."Now let me see, in the phone book... do we call 911 like in America or what?"..........."Aha found it! Here it is"........Astro started to dial the phone when....................... |
| Thunder from down under | graf fell on the floor the canadian amulance arrived at the hotel they picked up graf and took him to the hospital thunder and astro were very worried for graf astro rang up the room service and ordered bottel of blue label whiskey and a bottle of maliby they were so worried about graf they stared to drink like there is no tommorow........ |
| Thunder from down under | woooooowwwwww for the moment Thunder thought there is a miss universe held at the hotel but when he heard a macedonian, thats when he realised that was lepotica and legal so thunder explain to legal and lepotica about the situation with graf and they both wanted to see graf down at the hospital but thunder had to much to drink and decide to go back at the room where he saw astro naked in the bath so he ask may i join in gourgeos......... |
| Astrogirl | "Hey Canmak what you think of this little number?" Asked Legal, as she hopped out of the fitting rooms wearing nothing but this see through black lace teddie with red ribbon through it. "Good, but i really think the black latex suit looked more sexy on you" Replied Canmak. "I actually liked the purple one" said Astro. "What is with you and purple,eh?" Asked Lapotica. "Well it all started with a hot date and a lot of...." As Astro was just about to finish her sentence Legal grabbed Astro's arm and said "Hey didn't you used to date that guy?" Pointing to Astibus who was looking at all the different types of condoms and massage oils. "Oh my god! It's Astibus" Astro exclaimed. You see Astro and Astibus went way back together, at the time those two were like Yin and Yang, just meant to be together but something secret had torn them apart. "Man he is hot!" Lapotica went on. "Well are you just going to stand there girl!?? Go and say hello to him" said Legal. "I thought he was in Macedonia at the moment... um.... no i don't feel right about it" Astro replied. "What the fark? If you don't go and talk to him, i will" said Lapotica and so she did. Meanwhile Canmak was advising Legal with the latex and Legal was advising Canmak with the toys, Astro just stood there looking at the pointy bra's and crochless undies for a while then proceded to pay for her new gear. Astro who was just about to walk out the shop with her new purchase, when she saw Astibus And Lapotica laughing their heads off, but with a quick glimpse of Astro as Astibus and Lapotica walked out, he suddenly had a surprised look on his face, "Astro is that you?" he asked. Astro was speachless she didn't know what to say, but then proceded with "I thought you were in Macedonia?". Astibus just went quiet, he knew his feelings for Astro were still some where deep inside, and it just hit him like a pile of bricks. Astibus had a feeling that Astro felt the same as well.............. |
| Lapotica | Lapotica saw the instant attraction between astro and Astibus. Lapotica: I think the two of you should hook up and get some things off your chest, especially that pointy bra astro, its dangerous girl!! Astro: Yeah, I think I might just do that. So astro grabbed Astibus by the hand, and the two of them walked off into the sunset. Meanwhile back at the sex shop, Legal had tried on a few hot outfit's much to the amusment of Canmak who was hot with excitment. Legal: What do you think of this one(wearing a red nippless bra, with croutchless panties and suspenders) Canmak: (Breathing hard & fast)um....maybe another colour..try on another one....(sweating) At that moment Graf entered the shop singing Graf: Opa ihaha, woohoo I feel good Canmak: I told you I wouldnt let you down with my girls Graf: Yeah man, they were SIK!! I want more of that medicine Lapotica gave me.. Thunder: Abe kaj je astro lujge? The group all looked at eachother and didnt know what to say..... |
| Astrogirl | "Astro is.........out , yeah just popped out for a drink with an old friend" said Lapotica. "Oh ok, so did she had long she was going to be?" asked Thunder. "No idea mate" Graf said. " Anyway she has her phone on her so we can call her later on" Lapotica replied. "No probs then guys, are we finished in here? Cause we have to start getting into rehearsals tomorrow, our tour starts in two days, so we better get moving" Thunder said. "Chill man, i have it all worked out" Canmak replied while trying to keep a straight face and his hands under control after watching Legal dress and undress for the last hour or so. "Well i'm ready to go i just have to pay for these few items" Legal said as she walked from the fitting rooms to the counter. " A few! My god! Girl your really stocking up this time, i haven't seen so many toys since TOY R US had their end of year sale on" said Lapotica. "Yeahs toys but for BIG kids" replied Legal with a cheeky wink. The whole group just smiled. "So guys, what are we up for tonight?" Asked Canmak. Graf just looked at Thunder and said................. |
| Astrogirl | "Dude we just want to party!!!" An enthusiastic Graf said. "YEAH guys let's go and P A R T Y!" Lapotica replied. Thunder and Legal just smiled with excitement. "Well i just know the right place for some fun actually but i will keep it a secret till we get there" Canmak said. So they filled up the boot with their purchases from the adult shop. There were boxes full of toys, underwear, wips, chains, strap-ons, plus many more goodies that were bound to keep everyone entertained for a while, well at least for the tour anyway. As they pulled out of the dark ally, Graf started to complain, "Mate can we stop over somewhere cause i'm dying for something to eat." Me too actually" said Legal. "Let's eat first mate and play later" Thunder went on. "So where is a good Maso resturant around here Canmak?" asked Lapotica. "Because i don't think Graf will be able to adapt to the food here" . "Well I think this is one Graf will like" as Canmak approached the resturant. "It's called "Jadi e Seri", but let's pop through the drive through because we might miss out on what i have got planned later on". Said Canmak. "Alo Velcome to JADI E SERI may i pleezz taker your order"..................................... After they all ate, and Graf took yet another dump in the toilets "Guys you should have seen that one rip" Graf said with a smile as they drove off. "No thanks" said Lapotica. So out of the city they went, so after driving for a about an hour or so along the motorway , Legal asked "So come on Canmak tell us where are we going?" "Can't say...." Said Canmak. "Just sit back and enjoy the ride.... trust me you will like it". |
| Canmak | Finally they arrived at a huge industrial complex....that looked like it hasn't been used in ages. Canmak honked the horn of the vehicle they were in and all of a sudden the garage doors opened up to this place.....Canmak simply drove the vehicle in, The others looked around after there eyes became adjusted to the darkness and they could make out tons of other cars there....they also could feel the bass from music but had no idea where it was coming from All of a sudden the girls screamed......you see it was a Masked Man that came up to there window and flashed his flashlight on his face. Canmak: Girls girls relax The Girls: Well he scared the shit out of me Canmak: loooooooooool Thunder: Where are we Canmak: We are at an underground club Graf: Sik mate Sik Legal: Well lets go and party Canmak: We can't not yet.....we have to wait for the midget to come and bring us in The next thing they hear are footsteps on top of the roof of the vehilce and they see a midget slide down the front windshield of the vehicle. Canmak: Ok everyone lets go and please hold hands with each other Legal: Why Canmak: Because if you don't you will be lost and you won't get into the party So they take off through a maze of some sort...after walking for about 20 minutes they noticed the music got louder and louder. The midget stopped and opened a door and Canmak and the band walked into the craziest party that they have ever seen. There were naked people, people in S&M outfits.......people swinging from the roofs......and thousands just partying. Canmak: All right folks I have to take care of some buisness but I hope you enjoy yourselves here....don't worry when the time comes I will find you Graf: And how will you do that there are thosands here Canmak: Simple I own this place and I can find anyone I want when I want in here Graf: Sik mate Sik Canmak: by the way drinks are on the house what ever you want Canmak left the band to do there own things and went to meet up with some other clients of his (Next) |
| graf | Graf ment with the girls and this is what went on. Girl 1"Ohh dear my computer isn't working. I know I will call the HARD DISK MAN !. Hello HARD DISK MAN please COME over, I need you to look at my HARD DISK" Graf "No problems, I will COME over straight away" Graf arrives at the house. Graf " hmm looks like the HARD DISK is dead, but don't worry, I will GET IT UP straight away" Graf notice that as he was fixing the PC Girls 1 was getting RATHER HOT, and was slowly getting UNDRERSS. Then the door bell rang and three other girls came in wanting to see the PC MAN (GRAF). THen everybody got buck naked. [:p][:p][:p][:p] Well that is what Graf wanted to happen but when the so call porn girls rock up they look like that they have slept with dogs [xx(][xx(] Graf quickly hid behind a wall and ran in the oppiste direction NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I will get Canmak back for this |
| Thunder from down under | then Thunder walk in with the welding glasses on one of the girls jump on him soon as he walked in becouse she was very horny from seeing grafs body it took Thunder over 3 hours to satisfy all four girls later to realise that Canmak had set up cameras all over the house and was making and selling movies to the sex shop |
| graf | Wait a min Thunder these Girls were ULGY ??? The next day Thunder woke up with a burning sensation in his pants . Lelele Majko comes to Canada all right. Thunder had CRABS .Graf goes to Thunder and says with a simle "mate is it true they walk sideways " ahahaha |
| Astrogirl | "Mate they are not just walking sideways they are all over me" said Thunder as he scratched himself. Meanwhile........................... The girls at the party had come across a couple of G-string clad male strippers swinging on a rope from one end to another. The girls just watched with amazement untill one of the strippers approched the girls and asked them for a lap dance, how could they refuse, like little kids in a candy store. So around he went, the girls started to shout and carry on as the stripper danced to the beat of the music, wrapping the rope around the girls as he swung his bare ass infront of the girls "Legal if only Astro was here to see this, she would go nuts" Lapotica said to Legal through the excitement. Legal replied with " I'm sure Astro would have killed for this, but knowing her i bet she has her own party planned up her sleeve" Lapotica just smiled as she grabbed the strippers ass and ripped off his g-string with her teeth to be shocked by the size of his............ "Wohooo girl! Now that's what i call big!" Legal exclaimed. The girls were having a blast, but it was just about to get better when the girls got a hot invitation by the strippers to go into the private rooms for some afterhours action. The girls just smiled as they approched the room filled with soflty lit with candles, a huge zebra print covered kingsize water bed, also purple walls, and fully mirrored ceiling. The girls were in heaven! "Ok boys come for us!! GRRRRRR!" Legal and Lapotica just went with wild animal instinct, and gave the guys a show they would never forget................... |
| graf | Yes the Legal and Lapotica show the guys how to cook a nice dinner and to iron silk cothes without burning them . THe guys were so impress that they turn to each other and said"Ohhh sweaty I am in such a good mood, let go and cook this meal" [:p][:p] Meanwhile Graf was help thunder by sprraying buy spray on him. BTW where is Canmak ? |
| Astrogirl | Canmak had to drive back to the city, met a few clients for a drinks at a bar then went back to his office to get some paperwork done and write a few e-mails to some of his other clients. He was sitting at his desk, just typing away when he got distracted buy a book that was sitting on his desk, he picked it up, it was all worn and the pages were falling out but it was his favourite book. Canmak loved his books, but this one had special meaning to him. He opened up the first page and just smiled to himself as he saw the title. It was called "THE BOOK OF POO" by a highly respected female American author. So he started to read one page which led to another and so on untill he fell asleep on his desk...............before he knew it, it was the morning and got woken by the phone which had rang out before but this time he answered it, still half asleep he answered "Hello" "Canmak is that you? Were have you been i have trying to call you" It was the voice of.................................. |
| Thunder from down under | ...........the wife of the owner of the sex shop she was asking for the video of Thunder with the four girls Canmak give the phone to Graf(who was worried about Legal and Lepotica) and said "Graf speaking"....Graf felt some chemistry thrue the phone with this women but Graf was expirience in sex bussines and he knew exacly what she is on about and said to her............ |
| Astrogirl | Back to the story....... Canmak left Graf speak to the woman while Canmak went back to his place to have a shower, a shave and get dressed. "Graf i'll be back in about an hour to pick you up, i have got to go" Canmak said. Graf just nodded his head, while still on the phone as Canmak walked out of the office. Canmak walked into the door of his house, his maid quickly got his outfit ready for the day, while he went to have a shower, "How are you this morning sir?" The maid asked. "Fine thank you Jill!" "Could you have my coffee ready by the time i come out?" Canmak asked. "Certainly Sir!" exclaimed the maid. Half an hour later Canmak walked out of the the main bedroom, dressed in his Armarni suit, with a clean shaven face, and perfectly groomed hair. "Your coffee is ready Sir" said the maid . "Thank you, i have got to pick up my clients. I have a busy day ahead me, so i won't be able to stay long Jill".Canmak just took about three sips from his cup and then left his house heading for Graf and the rest of the gang. "Bye Jill"...........Canmak said. "Have a good day Sir"........... Within about half an hour Canmak arrived back at his office just walking through the front door when he saw Graf and his secretary having sex on his desk. Canmak just took one look at them both and ............................ |
| Canmak | started laughing. "I heard you were a ladies man Graf" Canmak said He then looked at his secretary and said "Your fired" "Lets go Graf we have alot of things to do today and by the way were is everyone else?" asked Canmak "I don't know" Graf said "Hmmm well I guess I will let you finish up in here" Canmak said "I am so sorry boss" the secretary said "No problem but your still fired" Canmak said as he walked out of his office Canmak then recieved a phone call from ....... |
| graf | James turned to GRaf and said we are off to the fruit market. There is someone there selling the secrt top secret inforamtion about the scret of Canidan beer to the MAcedonians. We believe that it is someone that we might know. Only time will tell. As they were off to the market. Thunder rang asking for a lift cause the kids were driving him crazy |
| Astrogirl | The Canadian Government. " Canmak?" "Yes" replied Canmak. "We require your services again sir, we have come across some problems that we think your experience and talent will help us in find a solution." "I see" Canmak said. "I want you to meet one secret agent Robinson on the corner of Moose Avenue and Homo Street, at exactly 1400 hours, please don't let us down..." And even before Canmak had a chance to ask any questions, the man had hung up the phone. Not that Canmak had any questions to ask anyway, he knew exactly what was going on. You see Canmak led a double life, tour manager by day, secret agent by night. And according to the undercover world, Canmak was a force to be reckoned with. "So who was that?" Questioned Graf. "Oh just the Canadian Government" Canmak replied. "What for?" Graf was interested. "You see I'm an secret agent for the government" Canmak said. Graf just looked at Canmak and laughed; "You, secret agent! Haha! Yeah and i'm Elvis Presley! Your sik mate , haha..." Graf just laughed as they walked out of the office to Canmak's car. As they sat in the car, Graf just looked at Canmak and said "Ok James Bond so where are we off too today?"[:D]............... |
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