The Mother In Law

The Mother In Law
Whitebaby	I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, which made me feel uncomfortable. One day she called me and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.So before I got married and commited my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love to me just once.. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't haveasked for a better man for ourdaughter. Welcome to the family. Moral of the story? "Always keep your condoms in the car." [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
Astrogirl	quote: Why is it that the mother in law and the daughter in law always fight ???? Graf, I think it's because the mother thinks that no woman will ever be good enough for her son. Hence the reason why most guys like chicks to "mother" them[^][:D]
graf	yes, that is true. Honey I am sick can you get my food and bring it to my bed ahhahahaha
graf	Why is it that the mother in law and the daughter in law always fight ????
MaCkiCa`	The mother in law is jelous that can't have her son anymore :o))))
Lapotica	quote: Originally posted by MaCkiCa` The mother in law is jelous that can't have her son anymore :o)))) [:D][:D][:D] Heartbreaking dont you think[?] [:D]
graf	ohhh lelelel, poor mother in-law ahahhaah
Astrogirl	Sure I'd feed him as long as he feeds me[:D]
Barneys	Doctor: I'm sorry to say that your mother-in-law had a heart attack. Daughter-in-law: That's impossible! Doctor: What do mean that's impossible? Daughter-in-law: She can't have a heart attack! She doesn't have a heart! http://www.lukaroski.com/humor/mother_in_law.html I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "mother-in-law" you get the words "woman Hitler".