| Funny Names | |
| mafisKumA | There is nothing better at 5pm on a Friday afternoon, than to call up the airport and have one of these names paged... Aaron Thetires (Air in the Tires) Abe Rudder (Hey Brother) Abbie Birthday (Happy Birthday) Abel N. Willan (Able and Willing) Achilles Punks (I'll Kill These Punks) Adam Bomb (Atom Bomb) Adam Meway (Out of My Way) Adam Sapple (Adam's Apple) Adolf Oliver Nippils (Ate Off All Of Her Nipples) Al B. Zienya (I'll Be Seeing You) Al DePantzeu (I'll De-Pants You) Al Gore-Rythim (Algorithym) Al Kaholic (Alcoholic) Al Kaseltzer (Alkaseltzer) Al Kickurass (I'll Kick Your Ass) Al Killeu (I'll Kill You) Al Luminum (Aluminum) Al Nino (El Nino) Al O'Moaney (Alimony) Alpha Kenny Wun (I'll Fuck Anyone) Alec Tricity (Electricity) Alex Blaine Layder (I'll Explain Later) Alf Abet (Alphabet) Ali Gator (Ali Gator) Allota Fagina (A lot of vagina) Amanda B. Recandwithe (A Man to Be Reckoned With) Amanda Lay (A Man To Lay) Amanda Hugnkiss (A Man to Hug and Kiss) Andy Gravity (Anti-Gravity) Andy Structible (Indestructible) Anita Cock (I need a cock) Anita Bath (I Need A Bath) Anita Hoare (I Need A Whore) Ann B. Dextrous (Ambidextrous) Ann Chovie (Anchovy) Ann Tartica (Antartica) Anna Linjection (Anal Injection) Anna Mull (Animal) Anna Rexiya (Anorexia) Anne T. Lope (Antelope) Annie Buddyhome (Anybody Home) Annie Mah (Enema) Ariel Hassle (A Real Hassle) Artie Choke (Artichoke) Aunty Biotic (Anti-Biotic) Ayma Dommy (I'm A Dummy) Ayma Moron (I'm a Moron) Barb Dwyer (Barbed Wire) Barb E. Cue (Barbecue) Barry D'Alive (Buried Alive) Barry D. Hatchett (Bury the Hatchett) Barry Shmelly (Very Smelly) Bart Ender (Bartender) Bea O'Problem (B.O. Problem) Bea Sting (Bee Sting) Beau Vine (Bovine) Ben Crobbery (Bank Robbery) Ben Dover (Bend Over) Ben O'Drill (Benadryl) Ben Thair (Been There) Ben Lyon (Been lieing) Bess Twishes (Best Wishes) Betty Bangzer (Bet He Bangs Her) Betty Beatzer (Bet He Beats Her) Betty Humpser (Bet He Humps Her) Bill Board (Billboard) Bill Ding (Building) Bill Leeake (Belly Ache) Bill Lowney (Bologna) Bjorn Free (Born Free) Bo Nessround (Bonus Round) Bob Frapples (Bob for Apples) Bowen Arrow (Bow and Arrow) Boyd Schidt (Bird Shit) Brice Tagg (Price Tag) Brighton Early (Bright and Early) Brook Lynn Bridge (Brooklyn Bridge) Bud Weiser (Budweiser) Burnedette Down (Burnt it Down) Buster Cherry (Bust her Cherry) Buster Hymen (Bust her Hymen) Cal Culator (Calculator...duh) Cal Efornia (California) Cal Seeium (Calcium) Candice B. DePlace (Can This Be The Place) Candice B. Fureal (Can This Be For Real) Carl Arm (Car Alarm) Carlotta Tendant (Car Lot Attendant) Carra S. Midown (Caress Me Down) Carrie DeKoffin (Carry the Coffin) Carrie Oakey (Karaoke) Carson O. Gin (Carcinogen) Casey Deeya (Quesadilla) Casey Needzit (In Case He Needs It) Chad Terbocks (Chatterbox) Chanda Lear (Chandalear) Chi Spurger (Cheeseburger) Chris Ko (Crisco) Chris Mass (Christmas) Chris P. Nugget (Crispy Nugget) Chuck Mysak (Chuck My Sack) Chuck Roast (Hmmm...Chuck Roast?) Claire DeAir (Clear the Air) Clara Nett (Clarinet) Clara Sabell (Clear as a Bell) Claude N. Skretchem (Clawed and Scratched Them) Clint Toris (Clitoris) Cody Pendant (Co-Dependant) Cole Kutz (Cold cuts) See Colette A. Day Colin Allcars (Calling all Cars) Colleen Cardd (Calling Card) Connie Lingus (Cunnilingus) Craig Potz (Crackpots) Craven Moorehead (Craving More Head) Crystal Ball (Crystal Ball) Curt N. Rodd (Curtain Rod) Curt Zee (Curtsy) Cy Burns (Sideburns) Cy Kosis (Psychosis) Dale E. Bread (Daily Bread) Dan D. Lyon (Dandelion) Dan Druff (Dandruff) Dan Geruss (Dangerous) Dan Gleebitz (Dangly Bits) Danielle Soloud (Don't Yell So Loud) Darius Lesgettham (There He Is, Let's Get Him) Darrell B. Moore (There'll be More) Daryl Lect (Derelict) Dawn Keebals (Donkey Balls) Dee Capitated (Decapitated) Dee Faced (Defaced) Dee Sember (December) Dennis Toffice (Dentist Office) Denny Juan Heredatt (Did Anyone Hear That?) Des Buratto (Desperado) Diane Toluvia (Dyin' to Love Ya) Di O'Bolic (Diobolic) Dick Cumoff (Dick Come Off) Dick Gozinia (Dick Goes In Ya) Dick Head (Uhhh...Dick Head) Dick N. Cider (Dick Inside Her) Dick Zucker (Dick Sucker...You Know Who You Are) Dick Tater (Dictator) Didi Reelydoit (Did He Really Do It?) Dinah Sore (Dinosaur) Doll R. Bill...(Dollar Bill) Don Thatt (Done That) Doug Graves (Dug Graves) Douglas S. Halfempty (The Glass is Half Empty) Drew Blood (Drew Blood) Drew Peacock (Droopy Cock) Duane DeVane (Drain the Vain) Dustin D. Furniture (Dusting the Furniture) Dwayne Pipes (Drain Pipes) Dylan Weed (Dealin' Weed) Earl E. Byrd (Early Bird) Eda Dick (Eat a dick) Ed Ible (Edible) Ed Jewcation (Education) Ed Venture (Adventure) Eileen Dover (I Leaned Over) Ella Vader (Elevator) Elle O'Quent (Eloquent) Ellie Noise (Illinois) Ellis Dee (L.S.D) Elmer Sklue (Elmer's Glue) Emma Roids (Hemorrhoids) Eric Shun (Erection) Evan Lee Arps (Heavenly Harps) Evans Gayte (Heavan's Gate) Eve Hill (Evil) Eve Ning (Evening) Eve O'Lution (Evolution) Ewan Whatarmy (You and What Army?) Faye Kinnitt (Faking It) Faye Slift (Face Lift) Faye Tallity (Fatality) Fletcher Bisceps (Flex Your Bisceps) Frank Furter (Frankfurter) Freida Convict (Free the Convict) Frank N. Stein (Frankenstein) Gabe Asher (Gay Basher) Gabe Barr (Gay Bar) Gene E. Yuss (Genius) Gene Poole (Gene Pool) Ginger Vitis (Gingervitis) Gil T. Azell (Guilty as Hell) Gladys Eeya (Glad to See Ya) Gus Comzadia (Gas Comes Outta Ya) Gus Tofwin (Gust of Wind) Hal E. Luya (Hallelujah) Hal Jalikakick (How'd ya like a kick) Hammond Eggs (Ham and Eggs) Hank E. Panky (Hanky Panky) Harmon Ikka (Harmonica) Harris Mint (Harassment) Harrison Fire (Hair is on Fire) Harry Balzac (Hairy Ball Sack) Harry Weiner (Hairy Wiener) Hayden Seek (Hide & Seek) Haywood Jablowme (Hey, Would You Blow Me?) Haywood Jashootmee (Hey Would You Shoot Me?) Hein Noon (High Noon) Helen Back (Hell and Back) Helena Hanbaskett (Hell In A Hand Basket) Henador Titzhoff (He Gnawed Her Tits Off) Herbie Hind (Her Behind) Herb E. Side (Herbiside) Herbie Voor (Herbivore) Holden Mcgroin (Holding My Groin) Holly Dayin (Holiday Inn) Holly Wood (Hollywood) Homan Provement (Home Improvent) Homer Sexual (Homosexual) Howard I. No (How Would I Know?) Howe D. Pardner (Howdy Partner) Hu Flung Pu (Who Flung Poo?) Huang Annsaw (Wrong Answer) Hugh Beeotch (You Bitch) Hugh deMann (You Da Man!) Hugh G. Rection (Huge Erection) Hugh Jass (Huge Ass) Hugh Mungous (Humungous) Hugo First (You Go First) Hy Gene (Hygiene) Ida Hoe (Idaho) Ida Whana (I Don't Want to) Igor Beaver (Eager Beaver) Ilene Dover (I Leaned Over) Ima B. Leever (I'm A Believer) I.P. Freehly (I Pee Freely) Ira Fuse (I Refuse) I. Ron Stomach (Iron Stomach) Ivana Humpalot (I Want to Hump A Lot) Ivan Itchinanus (I Hate an Itching Anus) Ivana Kutchukokoff (I Wanna Cut Your Cock Off) Ivana Tinkle ( I Want to Tinkle) Izzy Backyet (Is He Back Yet?) Izzy Cumming (Is He Cumming) Jack Dupp (Jacked Up) Jack Koff (Jack Off) Jack Pot (Jackpot!) Jacques Strap (Jock Strap) Jan U. Wharry (January) Jane Linkfence (Chainlink Fence) Jaqueline Hyde (Jekyll and Hyde) Jawana Die (Do Ya Wanna Die?) Jay Walker (Uhhh...Jay Walker) Jeanette Akenja-Nearing (Genetic Engineering) Jed I. Knight (Jedi Knight) Jeff Healitt (Did Ya Feel It?) Jenny Tull (Genital) Jerry Atrics (Geriatrics) Jim Nasium (Gymnasium) Joanna Hand (D'ya Want a Hand?) Joe Czarfunee (Jokes Are Funny) Joe King (Joking) Jose Frayed (Who's Afraid) Juan De Hattatime(One Day at a Time) Juan Fortharoad (One For the Road) Juan Nightstand (One Night Stant) Juana Bea (Wanna-Be) Justin Case (Just in Case) Justin Credible (Just Incredible) |
| mafisKumA | Kareem O'Weet (Cream of Wheat) Kaye Ken Cofe (Cake and Coffee) Kay Neine (Canine) Kay O'Pectate (Kaopectate) Ken Oppenner (Can Opener) Kenitra Bush (Can I Eat Your Bush) Kenny Dewitt (Can He Do It?) Kenny Fakur (Can he Fuck her) Kent Cook (Can't Cook) Kim Payne Slogan (Campaign Slogan) Kimmy Head (Give Me Head) Lance Lyde (Landslide) Laura Lynn Hardy (Laurel and Hardy) Lee Keyrear (Leaky Rear) Lee Nover (Lean Over) Len DeHande (Lend a Hand) Leo Tarred (Leotard) Lily Livard (Lily Livered) Lisa Neucar (Lease a New Car) Liz Onnia (Lasagna) Lou Briccant (Lubricant) Lon Moore (Lawn Mower) Luke Adam Go (Look at Him Go) Lou Sirr (Loser) Lou Stooth (Loose Tooth) Louise E. Anna (Louisiana) Lowden Clear (Loud and Clear) Luke Atmyass (Look At My Ass) Luna Tick (Lunatic) Lyle Ike Adogg (Lie Like a Dog) Lynn Guini (Linguini) Lynn Meabuck (Lend Me a Buck) Mabel Syrup (Maple Syrup) Madame Crotch (My Damn Crotch) Madka Owdiseez (Mad Cow Disease) Manuel Labor (Manual labor) Marcus Absent (Mark Us Absent) Marge Innastraightline (March in a Straight Line) Marion Money (Marrying Money) Mark Mywords (Mark My Words) Mark Z. Spot (Mark The Spot) Marsha Dimes (March of Dimes) Martha Fokker (Motherfucker) Mary Christmas (Merry Christmas) Mary Gold (Marigold) Mary Juana (Marijuana) Mary Ott (Marriot) Mary Thonn (Marathon) Master Bates (Masturbates) May I. Tutchem (May I Touch Them?) May O'Nays (Mayonaise) Max E. Mumm (Maximum) Max E. Pad (Maxi Pad) Megan Bacon (Makin' Bacon) Mel Keetehts (Milky Tits) Melissa Tothis (Ma, Listen to This) Mel Practiss (Malpractice) Michael Toris (My Clitoris) Michelle Lynn (Michelin) Midas Well (Might As Well...) Mike Hunt (My Cunt) Mike Ockhurts (My Cock Hurts) Mike Ocksmall (My Cock's Small) Mike Rohsopht (Microsoft) Mike Rotchburns (My Crotch Burns) Milly Meter (Millimeter) Minnie Skurt (Miniskirt) Miss Alanius (Miscellaneous) Misty Meanor (Misdemeanor) Mitch Again (Michigan) Miya Buttreaks (My Butt Reaks) Moe DeLawn (Moe the Lawn) Moe Lester (Molester) Moe Skeeto (Mosquito) Moe Telsiks (Motel Six) Mary Ott (Marriot) Mort Tallity (Mortality) Myra Maines (My Remains) Mysha Long (My Shlong) Nadia Seymour (Now do you see more?) Nida Lyte (Need a Light) Neil B. Formy (Kneel Before Me) Neve Adda (Nevada) Nick L. Andime (Nickel and Dime) Nick O'Teen (Nicotine) Nick Ovtime (Nick Of Time) Oliver Closeoff (All of her Clothes Off) Ophelia Titzoff (I'll Feel Your Tits Off) Opie Umsgood (Opium's Good) Otto B. Kilt (Ought to be Killed) Otto Whackew (Ought to Whack You) Paige Turner (Page Turner) Papa Boner (Pop a Boner) Pat Myckok (Pat My Cock) Patty Meltt (Umm....Patty Melt) Patty O'Furniture (Patio Furniture) Pearl E. Gates(Pearly Gates) Pearl E White (Pearly White) Peppy Roni (Pepperoni) Pete Zaria (Pizzeria) Peter Pantz (Peed her pants) Phil A. Delphia (Philadelphia) Phil Atio (Fellatio) Phil DeGrave (Fill the grave) Phil Down (Feel Down) Phil McCracken (Fill My Crack In) Phil Myez (Feel My Ass) Phil Mypockets (Fill my pockets) Phillip McCrevice (Fill up my Crevice) Phyllis Schlong (Feel his Shlong) Polly Esther Pantts (Polyester Slacks) Poppa Woody (Pop A Woody) Pussy Galore (Well...What the hell do you think it means?!) Quimby Ingmeen (Quit Being Mean) Quint S. Henschel (Quintessential) Quinton Chingme (Quit Touching Me) Quinton Plates (Contemplates) Rachel DeScrimination (Racial Descrimination) Ray N. Carnation (Reincarnation) Ray Pugh (Rape You) Renee Sance (Renaisance) Rick Kleiner (Recliner) Rick O'Shea (Ricochet) Rip Tile (Reptile) Rita Book (Read a Book) Robin D.Craydle (Robbing the Cradle) Robin Banks (Robbing Banks) Robin Meeblind (Robbing Me Blind) Ron A. Muck (Run Amuck) Ruben Mycock (Rubbing My Cock) Russell Ingleaves (Rustling Leaves) Sadie Word (Say the Word) Sal Ami (Salami) Sal Sage (Sausage) Sal T. Penuz (Salty Penis or Peanuts) Sam Manilla (Salmonella) Sam Pull (Sample) Sam Dayoulpay (Some day you'll pay) Sam Urai (Samurai) Samson Night (Samsonite) Sarah Doctorinthehouse (Is There a Doctor in the House) Scott Shawn DeRocks (Scotch on the Rocks) Seaman Sample (Semen Sample) Seymour Butts (See more butts) Sheeza Freak (She's a Freak) Sheri Cola (Cherry Cola) Sherman Wadd Evver (Sure Man, Whatever) Shirley Knot (Surely not?) Shirley U. Jest (Surely You Jest) Sid Down (Sit Down) Sir Fin Waves (Surfin' Waves) Stacey Rhect (Stays Erect) Stan Dup (Stand up) Stu Padasso (Stupid Asshole) Stu Pitt (Stupid) Sue Case (Suitcase) Sue E. Side (Suicide) Sue Permann (Superman) Sue Shi (Sushi) Sue Ridge (Sewage) Sue Yourazzof (Sue Your Ass Off) Tanya Hyde (Tan Your Hide) Tara Newhall (Tear a New Hole) Tate Urchips (Tater Chips) Ted E. Baer (Teddy Bear) Telly Vision (Television) Teresa Green (Trees are Green) Tess Tickle (Testicle) Tim Burr (Timber) Tina See (Tennessee) Titus Balsac (Tightest Ball Sack) Torah Hyman (Tore a Hymen) Ty Tannick (Titanic) Ty Tass (Tight Ass) Tyrone Shoes (Tie Your Own Shoes) Ulee Daway (You Lead the Way) U.P. Freehly (You Pee Freely) Val Crow (Velcro) Val Lay (Valet) Val Veeta (Velveeta) Vlad Tire (Flat Tire) Walter Melon (Watermelon) Warren Piece (War and Peace) Wayne Deer (Reindeer) Wayne Kerr (Wanker) Willie Maykit (Will He Make It?) Wilma Leggrowbach (Will My Leg Grow Back?) Winnie Bago (Winnebago) Winnie Dipoo (Winnie the Pooh) Woody U. No (What Do You Know?) Xavier Breath (Save Your Breath) Xavier Money (Save Your Money) Yerma Wildo (Your Mom Will Do) Yousuckmynuts N. Scratchm (You Suck My Nuts and Scratch Them) Yule B. Sari (You'll Be Sorry) Zeke N. Yeshallfind (Seek and You Shall Find) Zelda Kowz (Sell the Cows) Zoltan Pepper (Salt and Pepper) |
| yURI | Stenka Podkureva Kur Dokolenko |
| BMF | Clitoris (cla-TORE-us) Enamel (EE-na-mull) Female (fuh-MALL-ee) Gonorrhea (gu-NO-ree-ah) Lemon Jello (le-MON-juh-lo) No Smoking (NAWS-mo king) Orange Jello (or-AN-juh-lo) Pajama (PAH-ja-mah) Shithead (shaw-THAYD) Syphilis (suh-PHYL-lis) Testicles (TESS-tic-clees) Vagina (va-GEE-na) Chlamydia (kla-MID-e-ah) Eczema (EX-suh-ma) Latrine (la-TREEN) Meconium (muh-CONE-knee-um) Placenta (pla-SENT-a) Urea (YUR-ee-ah) Vagina (va-JAI-na) |
| BMF | Generally Funny Names Dr. Waki Ho Dr. Donald Hemphill--(I wonder if he's started a farm in California?) Dr. Khan Do--Can do will do! Dr. William Sexauer Dr. Mohammed Behairy Dr. Charles Halfpenny--(An indication of inflation) Dr. Irving Bratt Dr. Michael Anger Dr. Duck Lim Dr. Owen Bloodgood Dr. Scott Oxenhandler Dr. Shawn Kidder Dr. Zachary Bloomgarten Dr. Jerome Kornfield Dr. Edwin Yellin--(Yellin' at who?) Dr. Si Yoo Dr. Samuel Grossberger Dr. Barton Tanenbaum--(O Tanenbaum! O Tanenbaum!) Dr. L. Douglas Pepper--(Wouldn't you like to be a Pepper too?) Dr. Seymour Weiner--(Yes, it's really pronounced "Weener" I used "Winer" and was corrected.) Dr. Theodore Dippy Dr. Roy Dippy--(Yup, there are two Dr. Dippy's) Dr. Flash Gordon Dr. Indiana Cruz Dr. Seymour Frankfurt Dr. Frank Staggers Dr. Bacon Moore Dr. Mehmet A. Okay Dr. Thomas Glasscock Dr. Long Vu Dr. Joseph Meek--(Bet he got beat up a lot as a kid!) Dr. Diane Nightengale--(DR??? I think she's the overachiever in the family.) Dr. Franklin Scarlett--(Franklin Scarlett, I don't give a ****!) Dr. Aleksander Livshits Dr. Diana Crook Dr. Harry Bear Dr. Andrea Blackburn-Brown Dr. Hugh Hallmark--(I guess he invented the get well greeting card.) Dr. Joy Steifel--(Funnier when read Steifel, Joy) Dr. Frank Coco Dr. Collin Herd--(Collin' a Herd of what?) Dr. James Busyhead Dr. C. Robert Crow Dr. Joseph Hurt Dr. Ninny Abraham Dr. Maurice Beer Dr. Felipe Bozzo Dr. David Figg Doctors with medically relevant names Dr. John Looney--(Psychiatrist) Dr. James D. Cure Dr. Alden Cockburn--(Urologist) Dr. John Heine--(Urologist Dr. Gary Ricketts Dr. John Spine Dr. Cynthia Rasch Dr. Bonnie Beaver--(Gynecologist) Dr. Lana Cain Dr. Edmond Lipp Dr. Phillip Hipps Dr. Evan Lipkiss Dr. Charles Paine Dr. Maroon Dick Dr. Michael Achey Dr. H'doubler Peter Dr. David Dickoff Doctors who have rhyming names Dr. Read McGhee Dr. Samuel Emmanuel Dr. Tzu Lu Doctors who share their names with famous people Dr. Michael Jackson Dr. Steve Martin Dr. Leonard Bernstein Dr. Pamela Anderson Dr. Frank Sinatra Dr. Steven Wright Dr. Charles Daniels--(Nashville, TN) Dr. Jimmy Carter Dr. Elizabeth Taylor |