| Last Will & Testament |
| mafisKumA |
Bez veza vo koj godini ste sekoj eden bi trebalo da si naprajte “will” zaradi ako poginite bez “will” togas je potesko za vasite bliski
Utre jas ke pram nov “will”
Mu ostavam na:-
1. graf – edno tafce sto nemozam da go iscistam
2. DJ_SHEMA – kolekcia od izdraskani Demis Russos i Nana Mouskori ploci
3. OooOo – edna lopata za danese zali pojkem za taja lopata micko sto mu je zel
4. yURI – moj miki mouse mobilen za da i go daj na sestramu deka ona mnogu go sakase ko bev vo Prilep
5. Legal-Eagle – moja kolekcia od 1c coins
6. darkjesus – mu je ostavam Melissa (be zona da znaj)
7. slasa – mu ostavam nekolku dolarcina za da si kupi crvena kola
8. Thunder – biciklata bez kolce za da mozi da idi na Gold Coast za da se sunca
9. melpomena – nepranite krpi za vkujna za da bidi dobra domajcinka
10. kice – my emjoy gently hair remover za glavata stalno da mu sjaj
11. mufla i univerzum – po edna djiramida za da si gi toplat na spore za da nemu studi zimovo
12. IntelInsideR - moja slika vo rdzosana ramka
13. fio - edna vrejca cejkercina za da si se zanimava
14. mazotmi – decata i kujciti on neka prodolzi da se rasprava so glavobolkite
ako nekoj ve imam zaborajeno ili ako nekoj neje zadovolen so to sto mu imam ostajeno kazuvajte pobrzo pred da se podpisam
[:p][:o)][B)][^][:D]
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| slasa |
Zavisi sto kobila e :-))))) |
| mafisKumA |
quote:
Originally posted by slasa
Zavisi sto kobila e :-)))))
kobila crvena boja za da se mozi po boja lesno da se najdi niz snego i shumata [:p][:p][:p][:p][:p]
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| graf |
fala kuma, ama i think I will be able to break it eheheh |
| Canmak |
I'll embalm you...............lol I couldn't resist
I was left out of the will, I will have to contest it........Legal will you represent me?[:D]
*I will not pay you in cash but I am sure I can pay you in other forms[;)]* |
| Legal-Eagle |
You can embalm me you could even impale me if you want to. I am sure that i wouldnt feel a thing[:D]
Of course i will represent you in contesting the will. You dont have to pay me in cash, you can swipe you credit card anywhere you like. Or the alternative is "[:D][:D][:D]payment in kind[:D][:D][:D]" |
| mafisKumA |
graf ako go skrsis to ti je tvoj problem nemoj dabaras drugo [:p][:p][:p]
pa drugive ke se nalutat ako samo tebe ti davam a nesi pazel ke si pomislat si mi favourite [:o)]
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| graf |
hay Legal, if ya dad doens't want any of his car i take one off his hand , or i will swap it for the combi the RED one ehehehh |
| Legal-Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by graf
hay Legal, if ya dad doens't want any of his car i take one off his hand , or i will swap it for the combi the RED one ehehehh
You can have any car that he owns. I am sick and tired of playing "musical cars" every time i want to get my car out of the garage!!!!![:(!] I believe that every person should just own ONE car each (oh except for me, I need a work car, a shopping car and of course the Babe Magnet Car[;)]) Grrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
So take your pick of which one you want. There is nothing more pathetic than old men driving around in Ferarri Syders, Porsches, Maseratis and the likes, if you ask me, it is nothing more than an extension of their penis, someone should tell them they look STUPID!!!!!! Now young men on the other hand ..... BLING BLING ..... looks mighty fine.[:D][:D][:D] Afterall, i can only JUST LOOK these days[:(] |
| graf |
ok I execpt u to get me the car za xmas ehheeh. Hay want about the pinball machine hehehe
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| Legal-Eagle |
quote:
Originally posted by graf
ok I execpt u to get me the car za xmas ehheeh. Hay want about the pinball machine hehehe
Over my DEAD body!!!!!!!!!
That pinball machine is a collector's item!
They already have offered me a mint for it, and I am not selling!!!!
But keep your eyes open I am looking for a OLDER style (happy days type) of JUKEBOX. If you see any in the Trading Post let me know. The one that I had Dad gave away to some idiot without consulting me! His response was ... "shto ke ti e toa neshto samo prashina beri i sinkir ti si od takvit domakinki da chisti redovno i plus imas CD player vo sekoja soba, chupche galeno na tate skupi si go pametot malce ne si igraj so detski raboti golema si sega" GRRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!![:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!][:(!]
Dont you just HATE IT when they remind you of your age!!!! |
| graf |
leleleelel. pinball, abre ne ti trebat pinball hahahaha |
| slasa |
[img]http://forums.vmacedonia.com/avatars/hic.gif[/img]
ova li bese favoritot na fio Advokatot legni |
| HaCkEr` |
C C C mene me zaborajfte.. lele teto..
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| mafisKumA |
quote:
Originally posted by Legal-Eagle
Gee Jules[:I] I am overwhelmed by your generosity[:I].
I am going to die intestate
My generosity precedes me. [^]
It doesn't surprise me that you would die intestate.
That’s the spirit get up everyones nose in the afterlife.[:p][B)][:p]
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| mafisKumA |
quote:
Originally posted by HaCkEr`
C C C mene me zaborajfte.. lele teto..
:(
hacki oprostimi sto momentalno sum te zaboravila [:(]
tebe teta ti ostava sun tanning lotion za drug pat ko ke go slikas tvoj “posterior” da ne ti se poznav tanning lines [:p][:I][:X]
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| mafisKumA |
quote:
Originally posted by Canmak
I was left out of the will, I will have to contest it........Legal will you represent me?[:D]
Canmak please accept my humble apology for the oversight [:(] and pray that I am able to compensate you by adding the following to my will.
I, mafisKumA, being of sound mind & body (that on it’s own is reason enough to contest the will) do hereby bequeath my collection of “old toe nail clippings” to Canmak
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| slasa |
Ovie prilepcankive opasni se kako na drvo da se rasteni i crveni banani jadeni [:D][:D][:D] |
| slasa |
ej se salam nemoj da mi zameris
fala ke kupam crcena boja ali kakva temna ili posvetla |
| MissHell |
A mene .. ?!?! hauaha .. =) me zaboravi ..
Well .. aj ko kje mozam kje napisham cela lista za site.. A najvaznoto ..
Ako umram pred Jane A.K.A mufla - Kje mu go ostavam srceto, poshto sekogash kje bida kaj nego.. MwaH****** |
| slasa |
Du ´har ??? / VoLvo / dostati e
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| mafisKumA |
quote:
Originally posted by MissHell
A mene .. ?!?! hauaha .. =) me zaboravi ..
Well .. aj ko kje mozam kje napisham cela lista za site.. A najvaznoto ..
Ako umram pred Jane A.K.A mufla - Kje mu go ostavam srceto, poshto sekogash kje bida kaj nego.. MwaH******
Misshell izgleda si gotova za da se mazis, stom taka tebi ti ostavam my “House and Garden” magazini, za da si mu dobra housewife to mufla
slasa gledas deka Prilepcani nesne skrzavi, dosega na sekoj eden sto pobaral sum mu dala [:D]
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| mafisKumA |
tipichno, stom se spomna zbor “Will” site se pokazuvat da se familija i prijateli [:p][:(!][B)][:o)]
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| mafisKumA |
quote:
Originally posted by slasa
Du ´har ??? / VoLvo / dostati e
slasa, bog da cuva, kakva kola bilo samo ne Volvo, te molam [:(]
Volvo samo voza lujge sto neznat da voza dobro, a jas sum luda vozacka [:p] i imam kazni to prove it [:(][:(]
eveti eden vic za Volvo
edno dete peshateco na trotear i maz vo Volvo kola go zastanalo deteto i mazov mu veli na deteto, ke ti dam paketa shejkercina samo vlezi vo kolava, deteto mu reklo ne i si prodolzilo da peshaci, mazov vo Volvo pak go stignalo deteto i mu veli na deteto, eve ke ti dam pari samo vlezi vo kolava i deteto mu odgovorilo “TATO ti sakase i resi da vozis Volvo, a nemoj nasila da me teras da se stramam vo Volvo da se vozam” [:D][:p][:D]
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| MacOz |
yo kuma u forget me u didnt leev me nafin[:(] |
| mafisKumA |
quote:
Originally posted by MacOz
yo kuma u forget me u didnt leev me nafin[:(]
neberi gajle imam nesto i zatebe,
gledat deka po angleski pisuvas poberat [:(] od jas kako sto pisuvam po makedonski [:(]
zbog to tebe ti ostavam an English Dictionary [:X]
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| MissHell |
quote:
Originally posted by slasa
Du ´har ??? / VoLvo / dostati e
Nemam Volvo .. =) A nema ni da imam .. ne se cool koli =PP jas Porsche ili BMW .. =) heheheheh |
| MissHell |
quote:
Originally posted by mafisKumA
quote:
Originally posted by MissHell
A mene .. ?!?! hauaha .. =) me zaboravi ..
Well .. aj ko kje mozam kje napisham cela lista za site.. A najvaznoto ..
Ako umram pred Jane A.K.A mufla - Kje mu go ostavam srceto, poshto sekogash kje bida kaj nego.. MwaH******
Misshell izgleda si gotova za da se mazis, stom taka tebi ti ostavam my “House and Garden” magazini, za da si mu dobra housewife to mufla
slasa gledas deka Prilepcani nesne skrzavi, dosega na sekoj eden sto pobaral sum mu dala [:D]
AHahA .. =) e fala .. bash kje mi treba .. poshto sea sum katastrofa na takvi raboti .. i kamo li housewife :))))))) hehehee .. fala again .. MwAh***** |
| slasa |
probaj volvo C70 pa ke vidis sto kola e : -) samo nemam sitno da e kupam
Zaboraviv dakazamdekaeCrvena |
| MacOz |
quote:
Originally posted by mafisKumA
quote:
Originally posted by MacOz
yo kuma u forget me u didnt leev me nafin[:(]
neberi gajle imam nesto i zatebe,
gledat deka po angleski pisuvas poberat [:(] od jas kako sto pisuvam po makedonski [:(]
zbog to tebe ti ostavam an English Dictionary [:X]
xixixi yea i need it :) |
| mafisKumA |
quote:
Originally posted by slasa
probaj volvo C70 pa ke vidis sto kola e : -) samo nemam sitno da e kupam
Zaboraviv dakazamdekaeCrvena
i da je crvena boja ti rekov ne i ne volvo, ako vozam volvo ovde lujge ke si pomislat deka sum kinezka zaradi samo kinezite vozat volvo deka mu treba extra protection [:p]
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| element |
quote:
Originally posted by mafisKumA
quote:
Originally posted by slasa
probaj volvo C70 pa ke vidis sto kola e : -) samo nemam sitno da e kupam
Zaboraviv dakazamdekaeCrvena
i da je crvena boja ti rekov ne i ne volvo, ako vozam volvo ovde lujge ke si pomislat deka sum kinezka zaradi samo kinezite vozat volvo deka mu treba extra protection [:p]
a najdobro e prshe ili ferari |
| mafisKumA |
ne bre element ni tije koli nese dovolno za mojata vojska [:p][:p][:p]
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| Thunder from down under |
TENKJU , TENKJU, TENKJU , PRETENKJU ZA BICIKLOTO MAFIS
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| mafisKumA |
you are very welcome Thunder samo kazi slucajno dane treba da ti je prepisam i pumpata za da gi pumpas gimite [?][:p][:X]
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| Legal-Eagle |
quote:
[i]Originally posted by mafisKumA[
My generosity precedes me. [^]
It doesn't surprise me that you would die intestate.
That’s the spirit get up everyones nose in the afterlife.[:p][B)][:p]
Your WILL, will probably be the only will where i will be named a beneficiary[:(] My parents have come to the opinion that they have worked too hard in their life to worry about what they are going to bequeath me. Currently both are going through a midlife crisis, the old man has lashed out and bought a new harley davidson and the old girl keeps getting botox injections and a new pair of golf clubs and golf shoes everytime she joins a new exclusive club.
My threats of placing them in a nursing home have backfired. I have just been informed of the new legislation that the nursing home becomes the custodian/beneficiary off all assests pertaining to those who utilise their service ....BUGGER!!![}:)][}:)][}:)]
So in all seriousness, i just might need that coin collection. Having said that, Dedo Jack (aka Trayan), is still of sound body and mind and never forgets to slip me a $100 bill every time i make him a "tursko kafe". Times are tough ....and a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do to maintain her standard of lifestyle.[;)] |
| slasa |
maskfis evo kakvo e vremetro momentalno kaj mene
[img]http://misanthropia.net/wallpapers/silence_800.jpg[/img]
ovde ustre crven ferari fali [:D] |
| OooOo |
go zaboravi micko
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| mafisKumA |
pa neje dovolno sto ke gi posvojam decata negoj, uste da mu ostavam, nesum tolkav bogatas [:(]
plus ete ti ostavam tebe lopata da mu isplatam borch sto ti dolzi on tebe [:(]
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| mafisKumA |
kobila nema sanca da funkcinira vo takvo nevreme pa kamoti ferari [:p][:p][:p]
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| Legal-Eagle |
Gee Jules[:I] I am overwhelmed by your generosity[:I].
I am going to die intestate so they can fight over who is going to pay my debts to Mercedes, Chanel, Yves Saint Laurent, Hermes, D&G, Versace, My David Jones Card, my mastercard, Dior, my beautican, my hairdresser,my personal trainer, my plastic surgeon. But damn i am going to be a beautiful corpse. I want to be embalmed[:o)]
But i might make a provision to leave my handbag collection and shoes to the homeless[:D] |
| element |
quote:
Originally posted by mafisKumA
ne bre element ni tije koli nese dovolno za mojata vojska [:p][:p][:p]
eden chrisler pa ke i sobere ili uste podobro bus [:D][8D] |
| mafisKumA |
quote:
Originally posted by slasa
probaj volvo C70 pa ke vidis sto kola e : -) samo nemam sitno da e kupam
Zaboraviv dakazamdekaeCrvena
a mozi edno ferrari F50 [:D]
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| element |
quote:
Originally posted by mafisKumA
quote:
Originally posted by slasa
probaj volvo C70 pa ke vidis sto kola e : -) samo nemam sitno da e kupam
Zaboraviv dakazamdekaeCrvena
a mozi edno ferrari F50 [:D]
teto zemi si eden volvo dzip i taka ziveesh vo Sweden[:)]
gledam volvo ti e omileno [8D] |
| Strelec |
ne zivee vo Sweden, tuku vo Severna Korea...
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| mafisKumA |
Strelec tebe te zaborajv vo moj will ... izvini [:(][:(][:(]
aj ke nurkam vo garazana da vidam sto ke mozam da najdam tebe da ti prepisam [:p][:p][:p]
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| Strelec |
quote:
Originally posted by mafisKumA
Strelec tebe te zaborajv vo moj will ... izvini [:(][:(][:(]
aj ke nurkam vo garazana da vidam sto ke mozam da najdam tebe da ti prepisam [:p][:p][:p]
nemoj da baras nisto vo garazata... ubavite zborovi sto si gi upatuvala za mene i moeto semejstvo se povredni od mnogu materijalni nesta...
da si mi Ziva i Zdrava...:)
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| MacOz |
ill take anythin that no1 wants :P |
| mafisKumA |
sorry MacOz there is nothing left to give away [:(]
all my worldly possessions have been accounted for
even my collection of old toe nail clippings which i bequeathed to Canmak
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| MacOz |
yo Canmak man u wana share kumas toe nail clippings with me :P
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