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NEW CLASSES FOR MEN AT YOUR LOCAL ADULT LEARNING CENTER
Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants.
Topic 1: How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Tray.
Step-by-step, with slide presentation.
Topic 2: Toilet Paper: Does It Grow On The Holder?
Roundtable discussion.
Topic 3: Is It Possible To Urinate By Lifting The Seat And Avoid Splashing the Floor/Walls and nearby Bathtub?
Group practice.
Topic 4: Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper And The Floor.
Pictures and explanatory graphics.
Topic 5: Dishes And Silverware: Can They Levitate And Fly Into The Sink?
Examples on video.
Topic 6: Identity Crisis: Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other.
Help-line support and support groups.
Topic 7: Learning How To Find Things: Looking In The Right Place Instead Of Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming.
Open forum.
Topic 8: Health Watch: Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health.
Graphics and audio tape.
Topic 9: Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost. Real life testimonials (may be deleted due to unavailability of any men able to give testimonials).
Topic 10: Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly As She Parallel Parks?
Driving simulation.
Topic 11: Learning About Life: Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife.
On-line class and role playing.
Topic 12: How To Be The Ideal Shopping Companion.
Exercises, meditation, and breathing techniques.
Topic 13: How To Fight Cerebral Atrophy: Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries, and other Important Dates.
Bonus: Calling When You're Going To Be Late.
Cerebral shock therapy session.
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