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REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaskan Department of Fish and Game, both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year. Male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November. Female reindeer however retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, who pull his sleigh in late December, the beloved Reindeer, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be Girls!
We should've known. ONLY WOMEN would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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