can u handle it?? |
RaGeAnGeL |
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ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.[:D][:D] |
ace6vel |
1 April so moze drugo :D |
RaGeAnGeL |
aleksandarce milo ostaj decata da se saket ..... ajmoooooooo blue i biki love yaaaaaaaaaaaa...biki src silovaj go ma ic ne mu ja misli kikikikikik |
ace6vel |
e aj da gi ostavam cim vikas taka :D |
Strelec |
Oti ma bileti? Belkim toa kje bide pretstava od zatvoren tip...
Gledachi -> komada jedan (Strelec)
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ace6vel |
nie za bluehim bluehim za biki
c c c c c c |
Biki |
ljubov li e ova ili panadjur:)))) |
deni |
jas pa mislev fio!?? toa mi dojde na um prvo |
RaGeAnGeL |
toa sleduva posle hard core babe |
ace6vel |
SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
****************** najbolja si src
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deni |
RaGeAnGeL + deni = [?]
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RaGeAnGeL |
love ya malo:) deni +rageangel= hardcore babe[:D][:D] |
Strelec |
И овде ли му најдовте на fio место?:)
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ace6vel |
quote: Originally posted by deni
jas pa mislev fio!?? toa mi dojde na um prvo
tebe umot samo vo fio ti e ostaj drugoto i posle mene me zaebavate, eve vi primer deka nekoj misli na nego vistinski :D |
RaGeAnGeL |
c c c c c pak samo mazi so mazi leleeeeeee |
ace6vel |
rage eve ja i ti :********* |
Biki |
a ja?:)) |
RaGeAnGeL |
i za tebe ke se najde neso biki..ova....cekaj ama ti veke imas ma[:D][:D][:D] aleksandarce mwah |
ace6vel |
ivance *mwah* pu jazk ligi mi potekoa xexeex <j/k> |
zaljubena vo tebe |
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
bolni ste
natush + kompanija = izguben sluchaj ! :) ahuahuahuah
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RaGeAnGeL |
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jaki smeeeeeeeeeeee naj jaki sme..pametni sme ubavi..slatki ko bonboniiiiiiiiiiiiiiii..po nas maskite luduvaat ko kucenca se oniiiiiiii la la la la la la la |
zaljubena vo tebe |
pa ne sme skopskiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite devojki mori
ne ja pej taja pesma
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RaGeAnGeL |
ne sme skopjanikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ama ofaja e ohridska verzija moriiiiiii muhahHAHAahAHAHhahAhahAahHa |
Biki |
quote: Originally posted by RaGeAnGeL
i za tebe ke se najde neso biki..ova....cekaj ama ti veke imas ma[:D][:D][:D]
of a zlatna rezerva?? ili ne me sleduva takvo neso mene?[:D]
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bluehim |
Ne![}:)] |
ace6vel |
lol bluehim se javi lol :D |
Biki |
se javi so se javi..bar da kazese neso pametno ne ke bese loso[:D] ihihih mwah bejb:) |
Biki |
quote: Originally posted by bluehim
Ne![}:)]
i toa so vikas..so ke mi e rezerva stom te imam tebe...isto ko sama da sum[:D][;)][:p][:)][:X] |
bluehim |
I to sto vikas.[:D] |
SunLight |
RaRe VoGeL
sweet dreams r made of... me |
bluehim |
Biki src ke ti se javam jas tebe za kratko![;)]mwah bejb |
Biki |
je babe..light up my fire![:D] mwah mwah:) btw can u handle it..ova de me?[:D] |
bluehim |
I believe I can.[;)] |
Biki |
quote: Originally posted by RaGeAnGeL
aleksandarce milo ostaj decata da se saket ..... ajmoooooooo blue i biki love yaaaaaaaaaaaa...biki src silovaj go ma ic ne mu ja misli kikikikikik
ne ma src kakvo ti mislenje..samo da mi padne u race [:D][:D][:I] |
zaljubena vo tebe |
i can't handle it
you handle it for me
nesho drugo dan ti padnit vrace ahahaha
:) Pazi dan se iskilajshhhhhh |
Biki |
hauauhha...teglata so slatkoto!! daj prati ja veke ednas dosta me izazivas!!:))))) |
RaGeAnGeL |
tooooooooo Biki iskoristigo do maximum ikikikikkikikikikiki |
zaljubena vo tebe |
mori ahahah kje vi kazam jas tegla so slatko, namesto slatko na dvete neshto drugo kje vi dam povkusno
od slatko :o)))))) |
Strelec |
Koga kje se deli toa? Kade???
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RaGeAnGeL |
ic da ne se sekirash sve ke ti kazime ke mi te obavestime so povreme[;)] |
Biki |
u najskoro vreme;)) zemete si bileti dur ima na lager:)))) |
Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov |
zeno can u handle me in bed? |
RaGeAnGeL |
mazu moj jas so tebe sekade i sekakooooooooooooooooooooooo muahahahhahahaaha mozam sakammmmmmmmmmmmm |
Biki |
quote: Originally posted by Strelec
Oti ma bileti? Belkim toa kje bide pretstava od zatvoren tip...
Gledachi -> komada jedan (Strelec)
strelec..ne se sekiraj za tebe ke se najde gratis...bilet![:D] |
Biki |
auhauhuhah ic ne ste bolni!:))) |
Strelec |
Ma ne e problem za pari... Eve ako treba i pari dajte mi, samo sakam da bidam na pretstavata!:)
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RaGeAnGeL |
[:D][;)]a da daeshe nekoja donacija ti ne ke beshe loso a?[:D] |
Strelec |
Biraj Rejdz!:)
[img]http://www.bosnia.com/images/donacija.gif[/img]
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RaGeAnGeL |
hmmm...ne se razbrafme.....jas milo mislev drugo ke donirash[:)][:X] |
SpaceLily |
:)))))))))))Strelec majka tereza:) |
Strelec |
quote: Originally posted by RaGeAnGeL
hmmm...ne se razbrafme.....jas milo mislev drugo ke donirash[:)][:X]
[img]http://www.aperfectworld.org/clipart/healthcare/blood.gif[/img]
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RaGeAnGeL |
strelec skip the red thing and go to the white one pls[:p] |
Strelec |
Aaaaa!!! Ovaaa???
[img]http://www.surrogacy.com/online_support/pvsd/images/pvsd1.gif[/img]
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RaGeAnGeL |
alelujaaaaaaaaaa....[:X][:X]i ne cekaj sega fati se za rabota |
ace6vel |
:D
xaxaxaaxxaxa |
Strelec |
quote: Originally posted by RaGeAnGeL
alelujaaaaaaaaaa....[:X][:X]i ne cekaj sega fati se za rabota
OK... It's done!:) Now what?
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RaGeAnGeL |
its done??????...more cicijo ...nie sakame cel bokal a ne o epruveta....rabotaj uste[}:)][:)] |
zaljubena vo tebe |
pa ne se ahahaha
zato davet krv i sperma
:)))))))))))))))))))) |
SunLight |
quote: Originally posted by Biki
auhauhuhah ic ne ste bolni!:)))
sos e sekirash cisterna imam napolnato kazi kaj da ti ja donesam |