A few words about nationalities...
A few words about nationalities...
Strelec A Canadian is someone who: drinks Brazilian coffee... from an English teacup... and munches a French pastry... while sitting on their Danish furniture... having just come home from an Italian movie... in their German car. He picks up their Japanese pen... and writes to their Member of Parliament to complain about the American take-over of the Canadian publishing business!
sapeski ----- Original Message ----- From: "Boris V. Soposki" <boris@**********.COM> To: <*******@LISTSERV.********.EDU> Sent: Friday, July 25, 2003 3:05 AM Subject: Top 10 > TOP TEN REASONS WHY MACEDONIANS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS > > 10. 8:45am is too early for us to be up. > 9. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 > flights. > 8. Pretty people on the plane would distract us. > 7. We would talk loudly and bring attention to > ourselves. > 6. Free food and drinks were on the plane. > 5. We talk with our hands, we would have put our > weapons down. > 4. We would all want to fly the plane. > 3. We would argue and start a fight in the plane. > 2. We would have bragged and told everyone a week before doing > it. > 1. We would have hung a Macedonian flag and a picture of Goce Delcev in > the windshield!
Strelec Fun State Slogans: Alabama: Yes, We Have Electricity Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes ... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes North Carolina: Tobacco Is a Vegetable North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States! Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English) Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor? West Virginia: One Big Happy Family ... Really!