| Pick Up Lines! |
| Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov |
Nice legs...what time do they open?
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
My name is (Nikki)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
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| zaljubena vo tebe |
i lost my number can i have yours? :o) |
| Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov |
da tfojtata idea e katastrofa
NATE: otfori nikki topik otforiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
ME MACESE ZA EDEN SKAPAM TOPIK KURFO EDNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SKAPANA :)))))))))
NA TI GO SEGA SMRDLIOV TOPIK
HIAIAHIAIHhiahiaHIHIHI
sepak te sakam bonbonce moe !!! |
| zaljubena vo tebe |
i posle jas kriva pak.......... :( |
| јузер |
what a f... is going around this topic? Did I miss something? |
| RaGeAnGeL |
zaso ma ti krifa?ne smee taka:)))))))) |
| bluehim |
A be cek da ve prasam sabajle koga stanuvate...gi piete li pravite apcinja ili gi gresite.Da ne gi piete so jogurt slucajno?:)))))))) |
| SpaceLily |
pak kabetlija a? |
| RaGeAnGeL |
blue sega sme na nesho pojako |
| zaljubena vo tebe |
Fuck me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before? |
| zaljubena vo tebe |
Excuse me but is your last name "Gillette"......cause you are the best a man can get. |
| RaGeAnGeL |
Hey baby, why don't you sit on my lap, and we'll talk about the first thing that POPS up!!! |
| Thief |
quote:
Originally posted by zaljubena vo tebe
Fuck me if I'm wrong....but haven't we met before?
Со оглед на тоа дека не сме се сретнале претходно, значи пак сакаш да те ****, а не сакаш директно да ми кажеш, па се ми фаќаш кривини... [:X] |
| zaljubena vo tebe |
If you were a seed I would plant a whole field of you.
Baby, are those Moon pants you're wearing? 'Cause you're out of this world!
Are your parent's terrorists? 'Cause you're the bomb
Is your father a baker? Because you've got great buns
Nikki ova za tebe haha.. If YOU Have a LIFE.. Lets have LOVE LIFE :))))))))) |
| RaGeAnGeL |
Hey you want to know what I heard about you? Fuck me and I'll tell you. |
| RaGeAnGeL |
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I sure can make your bed rock. |
| RaGeAnGeL |
Male: Girl, You know your dad's a thief. Female: Why? Male: Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. |
| Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov |
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ovie za mene? falaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa sto ste srcki so zizkii |
| RaGeAnGeL |
Life
When I'm in a sober mood
I worry work and think
When I'm in a drunken mood
I gamble play and drink
But when my moods are over
And my time as come to pass
I hope I'm buried upside down
So the world can kiss my ass.[:D][:D][:D] |
| RaGeAnGeL |
Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Be unique and different, just say yes.
Can I flirt with you?
Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
I've just moved you to the top of my 'to do' list.
If you don't wanna have kids with me, then why don't we just practice?
Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good. |
| RaGeAnGeL |
Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear. |
| RaGeAnGeL |
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's.
Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...
Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.
What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?
Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you.
You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square? |
| Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov |
Are those space pants you’re wearing? Because your ass is out of this world
That dress looks good on you but it would look even better on the floor next to my bed
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word
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| Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov |
Do you spit or swallow?
hiaihaihahiaihaihaih
Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
Help the homeless. Take me home with you.
Hey, kitten. How about spending some of your nine lives with me?
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| Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov |
hiaihaihaih cool shit |
| zaljubena vo tebe |
LIFEGUARD PICKUPS
10. The Red Cross has certified me as a fully trained love machine
9. Coast Guard regulations, Miss - i have to inspect you for sand mites
8.I want to be with you tonight- even though you are a plastic CPR dummy
7.If I cant have you , life isn't worth gaurding
6.i got something that could use a little resusitation
5. will you help anchor my lifegaurd tower by sitting on my lap?
4. Has anyone told you how beautiful you look caughing seawater out of your lungs?
3. Can i buy you a glass of Sunscream?
2.when you press your ear to my shorts you can hear the ocean
1. Surf isn't the only thing thats up |
| zaljubena vo tebe |
Can i borrow you library card because i'd like to check you out! |
| tea` |
How can I help you? --- Your #
Hey sexyyyyyyy--- i wuz just kidding
OMG its hot out herre, do u have AC in your car?! |