Zsh e podobro da si zensko...
Zsh e podobro da si zensko...
zaljubena vo tebe * We got off the Titanic first. * We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. * We never ejaculate prematurely. * We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. * We absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality. * When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's pathetic. * We don't have to get our strength up between sessions...and it's much easier for us to get "some" in the first place. * We can get off with teenagers without being called dirty oldperverts. * Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous - guys look like complete idiots in ours. * We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. * We can cry and get off speeding fines. * We live longer, so we can be cantankerous old biddies wearing inappropriate clothes and shouting at strangers...... * Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance. * Taxis stop for us. * We've never fancied a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game. * We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
ohriganka lol
Biki dobro e.. se svestija cafkive da me poddrzat so toa so go kazaf..arno vi tekna[:D]
WickeD2
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Originally posted by Biki
dobro e.. se svestija cafkive da me poddrzat so toa so go kazaf..arno vi tekna[:D]
Pa za dzabe ne se chafki Bibo kasno im teknuje[;)][:D]
bluehim A sto potocno podrzuvate?[:p]
WickeD2
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Originally posted by bluehim
A sto potocno podrzuvate?[:p]
Aj aj aj da ne sakash i ti da si zensko[;)]
bluehim Ne be,ne sakam da sum zensko,ama isto taka ne znam sto podrzuvate vie.[:P]
WickeD2
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Originally posted by bluehim
Ne be,ne sakam da sum zensko,ama isto taka ne znam sto podrzuvate vie.[:P]
Are pa ti ne mora se da znaesh sto podrzuvame nie neli[;)][:D]
zaljubena vo tebe More zemi potrudi se, sho e ova predavanje odma :)))
RaGeAnGeL We never ejaculate prematurely. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool ahahahahahahahahhaha natoooooooooooooooooo ludakuuuuuuuuu:)
zaljubena vo tebe epa sega srcka toa ti e.. vistinata.. se izvinuvam na mashkite.. ali vistinata bolit:)
bluehim Or you don`t ejaculate ever![:D]
slasa ne e loso dasi zensko ali ???? ne bi rekol deka masko e loso
OooOo ne e losho, samo cel zhivot za uloshki i tamponi treba da rabotite :)) 10 Reasons Women Bitch Ever wonder the reason behind the bitchin? I know most of you guys have. Thats why Ive come up with the top ten reasons girls bitch about something, anything. Youll be surprised at some of the pettiest things that a girl can complain about. 10. PMS ~ This reason may seem like the popular reason and you may think it should be at number one, but take it from me, it's more of an excuse. We use this as an excuse when we dont want people to know the real reason behind the bitching, because its probably something silly and pointless that we would be embarrassed about if it was thrown in our face later. 9. To compete with another bitch ~ Not all women do this, only those who are confident enough in their bitchy force. It's not like we can compare tampon sizes so we compete in other ways. This occurs when two or more women are already bitchy or one woman suffers from schizophrenia bitch-ness, probably because of one of these 10 reasons. When these women encounter each other one will comment on the other thus starting a bitching competition. The winner is later determined by which girl has the least amount of hair left, or the one who gets pulled out of the others face first. Normally the number of teeth would have been counted but it was found that Westbank women were at a disadvantage. 8. To hear the sound of our own ear shattering, penis crackling voice ~ This sounds a bit conceited, I know, but hey, thats women. Whether we admit it or not we love to hear ourselves talk. For this reason we will comment on any topic even if we dont know anything about it. Someone will disagree and of course we have to be right and wont stop till we are. 7. Sports ~ You would think that by now women would have realized that there is no way to get between a guy and his favorite sport. Yet we still try, and to no avail. This lack of attention causes most of what we call silent bitching. The man will receive no food, beer, or sex unless he does it himself. (Note: If a guy sexually pleases himself while watching sports it may be time to get a new man.) 6. Bad/short sex ~ Its bound to happen to all women. The minute man or the Whos your (oh baby I'm done) Daddy guy. Its inevitable. And both are a huge disappointment. A bad sexual encounter can lead to extreme sexual frustration which may end up leading to constant grouchiness until the wasted time is made up for. Word of advice to men get an imagination and exercise your tongue regularly or else you better stack up on the lube for those long lonely nights youll be having petting the old purple headed yogurt slinger. Trust me, all her friends and even her enemies will know how bad you are in a matter of minutes, if they don't already. 5. Appearance ~ Women care about the way they look. Period. Whether its just a bad hair day, a pimple, or weve put on a few pounds. (If we point out a pooch dont say a damn word just hug and kiss us.) Scenario: Look Im getting fat. Reply: (Dont look where she points just look into eyes) No you're not. If we dont feel perfect it will be known to all. One of the worse things a guy can say on a day that a woman feels ugly is, you look good to me and thats all that matters. Yeah it sounds sweet but its bullshit. Women have to look good to EVERYONE!!!! Of course you think she looks good thats why you're with her, but everyone has to want her too. 4. Jealousy ~ You look their way and we have something to say. Its in our nature to compare ourselves to surrounding women and put them down. It can range from things like, she should not be wearing that, to dont even look because shes not even pretty, usually followed by us pointing out a fault of hers. And if we ask you who looks better you better say that we do or your ass is grass. Just listen to us rant--it makes us feel better about ourselves. 3. Make-up sex ~ Its the best, point blank. Girls will bitch just to get all riled up and to get a guy on edge. Once this is accomplished the guy will be thrown on the bed to take part in a night of the HOTTEST, KINKIEST nibble off his nipples in a golf cart glove box SEX one could ever imagine. (Most readers can only hope that this is the true reason for the bitching.) 2. Just Because. ~ Nuff said. 1. Our number one reason just happens to be the main cause for most of our top 10MEN! Think about it, we cant have the make-up sex without a man to bitch at. Make us the center of your attention and there goes SOME jealousy. You pinch the love handles and youll have to hold on to something else for gratification that night. Learn to move them hips and keep things spicy or we'll be forced to go to Tony's. Humor us at half time and were practically begging for some at the end of the game. And last but not least P.M.S. stands for Putting up with Mens Shit. Straighten up your act and your world could be a quieter place. Unless you know me of course; in that case itll never happen. So next time you hear the yappin' and you dont know what happened think about what you did to her that day. As you can see about 7 out of the 10 reasons had to do with you. If you did something wrong you better kiss ass, if not just hush and itll pass.
Strelec Znachi vaka... temata e: Zsh e podobro da si zensko... Pa sekako deka e podobro, zatoa shto ako si zensko ne e potrebno da se zenish!:)))
The`bItCh looooooooool Nema vrska .. deka e podobro da si zhensko .. uzhasno e da si zhensko .. !!
keyhook mu rekol zajakot na magareto lele kolku ti se golemi usite:) rekla zenata ubavo e da si zena:)
edwardo hahahahahahahahahahahahaha keyhook zakon:o)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov zSH taka trebiT haihiahiahiahihaihaiahiahihaihaiaha Zsh e podobro da si zensko... Hmm.. plavusha sum neznam! :::::))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
RaGeAnGeL OooOo shovinisto[;)][:D][:D][:D][:D]zeni ....mazi sfe e to bre super bitno e da se sakame[:)]
RaGeAnGeL The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things.[xx(]
zaljubena vo tebe Girls' English Yes = No No = Yes May-b = No "It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now! " Do what u want" = You'll pay 4 this later! We need to talk" = I need to bitch. "Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too. " I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron! " How much do u love me?" = I did something today your not goin' like me 4. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me i'm beautiful. " You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me. " Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead! Guy's English " I'm hungry" = I'm hungry " I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy " I'm tired " - I'm tired " Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. " Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. " Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. " May I have this dance?" = I'd eventaully like to have sex with you. "Nice dress" = Nice cleavage. " You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you. " What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now? " What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? " I love you" = Let's have sex right now. " I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now! " Let's talk" = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me! " Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegel 4 you to have sex with other guys. [:D]
mEnEmA e..?
fio
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Originally posted by bluehim
Or you don`t ejaculate ever![:D]
#1058;#1086;#1072; #1080; #1085;#1077; #1077; #1088;#1072;#1073;#1086;#1090;#1072; #1079;#1072; #1092;#1072;#1083;#1077;#1114;#1077; #1085;#1077;#1083;#1080; :)
bluehim Sto ti znacat ovie broevi fio?[:)]
OooOo bluehim, chitaj megju redovi be ;(
Strelec
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Originally posted by fio
#1058;#1086;#1072; #1080; #1085;#1077; #1077; #1088;#1072;#1073;#1086;#1090;#1072; #1079;#1072; #1092;#1072;#1083;#1077;#1114;#1077; #1085;#1077;#1083;#1080; :)
Ne se soglasuvam so ovaa konstatacija... Sepak mislam deka #1087;#1091;#1073!:)
bluehim Jok.Neke pa neke.Dzabe se macam tuka,nikako da sfatam.OooOo ne bi ti bilo tesko edna privatna poruka so objasnuvanje?[:p]
Causesku , . .... :))
bluehim
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Originally posted by zaljubena vo tebe
More zemi potrudi se, sho e ova predavanje odma :)))
Ak me poducis ti.[:p]
Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov Girl Power yeah !
zaljubena vo tebe ofkors ami kako
Biki nema faca za zensko on..;))))))
GoDsHaNd Nema faca ama ima zenski maniri:))
tea` zosto e podobro da si zensko :)))) hmmm.... Masko: Vidi, vidi jas imam kolichka!! Zensko: Auf pa so ako i jas imam kukla.. Masko: Aaaa ama vidi so ubavi pantalonchija imam jas Zensko: E ako de moeto fustance e poubavo :):) Masko: (naluteno) Ama jas imam kure a ti nemash!!! Zensko: Epa jas koa ke porasnam ke imam povishe od tebe a ti samo edno :PP ===========================================================
bluehim [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
mEnEmA Ehehe zakon [:p]
WickeD2
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Originally posted by GoDsHaNd
Nema faca ama ima zenski maniri:))
Are ti uvek nesto lafish za nego da ne si mu ljubomoren nesto a[;)][:D]
Biki idol mu e:))))))))))
zaljubena vo tebe da si moja drska zenooo plava poludela mi glava gledash me u oci pravooooooooooo Biki hajde dojdiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii sada lepa si i mlada shta chu kada volim plavo?? : makar i farbanooooooooooo ***************************************
WickeD2 Plava so kafjav koren e ona ma[;)][:D]
Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov pa da:)
zaljubena vo tebe
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Originally posted by bluehim
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Originally posted by zaljubena vo tebe
More zemi potrudi se, sho e ova predavanje odma :)))
Ak me poducis ti.[:p]
ahhaha za toa li bilo problem? [:D]
Strelec
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Originally posted by bluehim
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Originally posted by zaljubena vo tebe
More zemi potrudi se, sho e ova predavanje odma :)))
Ak me poducis ti.[:p]
Bluehime!:) Heh... eden topik shto beshe zakluchen pred nekoj den, ochigledno povtorno treba da se otvori!:)))
Biki ne za drugo..nema kaj da komentiram sea!!;)))))
zaljubena vo tebe chichoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chichoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chichoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chichoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chichoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo chichoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo HIIIIIIII
Biki podobro e da si zensko..a sekako uste porobro da si master/ka..heheheh
Strelec Chicho hugs vnuchka!:) nego biki... ti prija izgleda titlevo, a?:)
Biki moevo i taka i taka ali titleto na blu use poise mi godi..hehehehe
Strelec
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Originally posted by Biki
moevo i taka i taka ali titleto na blu use poise mi godi..hehehehe
Ama priznaj deka go sakash!:) Ne kazuvam nikomu... ti davam zbor!:)))
Biki priznavam..epten sum go zasakala..titleto..hehehehe
bluehim Zenska rabota. Moe mislenje:Podobro e zenska zatoa sto sekogas mozes da odglumis .......... (vo tockite spagaat nesta i raboti koi sto sigurno zenskite gi znaat podobro od mene).[;)]
Biki a od kaj na kaj ti zboris u ime na zenskite..neli bese protiv?? hehehe ili si se svestil na vreme deka sepak nie zenskite sme u PRAVO (pretezno)?!:)))))
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..sekogas mozes da odglumis
..ako nie mozeme da odglumime bolje od vas muski..togas ne znam..heheheh a ustvari so se glumese?;)))
Strelec
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Originally posted by Biki
a ustvari so se glumese?;)))
ne sum bash siguren, ama izgleda za orgazam mu beshe muabetot!
Biki [:D][:D][:D] togas moze da se kaze deka za prv pat imal PRAVO[:D]
bluehim Ke namalam jas malku ingerencii.Pocnaa da me zloupotrebuvaat.[:p] Biki,JAS sekogas sum vo pravo,barem koga stanuva zbor za Zeni i nivna filozofija.[;)]
Biki ti li?? daj rasoni se prvo..posle komentiraj;)))
zaljubena vo tebe Everyday I give thanks to the Goddess, I have two mounds upon my bodice. I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. I can justify any shopping spree. Not to a barber, but a beauty salon Can get a massage without a hard on. Can balance the checkbook, pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass. I always save money by using coupons. Can admit to others when I am wrong. Don't drive in circles at any cost, So I don't have to admit when I am lost. Don't act like I'm in a timed marathon Every time I go to the john. Let me tell you men, listen to me boys... Those things in your pants that you treat as toys... You love them more then we ever will. We would rather suck on a cold pickled dill. I spend two hours preparing for a date, Only to find you're two hours late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch. I don't wear the same underwear everyday. The food in my fridge has no sign of decay. I don't go to Sears to look at the tools. I don't cheat at poker, I follow the rules. I don't smoke cigars. Don't pay for drinks at bars. I don't punch my friends just to say "Hi" And it's o.k. for me to cry. I know all you men Think that you're "IT", But compared to a woman You just ain't SHIT!
Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov oooooooo I know all you men Think that you're "IT", But compared to a woman You just ain't SHIT! da taka e
zaljubena vo tebe pa taka ami kako :o) slushaj ja ti dada nate sho kje ti kazit hashaahaha luv ju
Thief
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Originally posted by Strelec
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Originally posted by Biki
a ustvari so se glumese?;)))
ne sum bash siguren, ama izgleda za orgazam mu beshe muabetot!
... ! / , [;)]
Biki
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Originally posted by Thief
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Originally posted by Strelec
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Originally posted by Biki
a ustvari so se glumese?;)))
ne sum bash siguren, ama izgleda za orgazam mu beshe muabetot!
... ! / , [;)]
ali sepak zenata so moze da ti priredi i napravi, ni gjaolot ne moze..koa ke vidis ...... [:D] ..a zenite ne mozat da odglumat edna vrska??;) koga veke sme sposobni za mnogu poveke..toa so vrskata e najmal problem[:D]
Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov shakira:)) mwah*************
Biki hihihihhi mwah mwah ke ti doam!!:) spremi se!:PP
mEnEmA I ja taka mislam :)
zaljubena vo tebe i jas taka bi igrala :
WickeD2 E jas ne mislam ni pa sakam da igram so vas[;)][:p]
zaljubena vo tebe sakash sakash ne lazi :
WickeD2 Ne lazam[:D]
GoDsHaNd ?
GoDsHaNd
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Originally posted by WickeD2
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Originally posted by GoDsHaNd
Nema faca ama ima zenski maniri:))
Are ti uvek nesto lafish za nego da ne si mu ljubomoren nesto a[;)][:D]
, :)
GoDsHaNd
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Originally posted by Biki
idol mu e:))))))))))
:)
WickeD2
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Originally posted by GoDsHaNd
?
U grafchina gledam[;)][:D]
WickeD2
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Originally posted by GoDsHaNd
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Originally posted by WickeD2
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Originally posted by GoDsHaNd
Nema faca ama ima zenski maniri:))
Are ti uvek nesto lafish za nego da ne si mu ljubomoren nesto a[;)][:D]
, :)
Pa sto ako za nego stanuje ti uvek komentar imash a, e vishee ostaj covekot na rat da dishe[:D]
bluehim /me dzvaka orbit.[:D]I dise slobodno.[;)]
WickeD2
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Originally posted by bluehim
/me dzvaka orbit.[:D]I dise slobodno.[;)]
Lakshe se dishe sas orbit[;)]
zaljubena vo tebe 34 RAZLOGA ZATO JE BOLJE BITI ENA 1. Ne dobijate histerican napad ako vam otpadne nekoliko vlasi kose sa glave! 2. Sanse da vas uhvate u ljubavnoj aferi su mnogo manje nego kad su u pitanju muskarci! 3. U toku masaze ne morate da crvenite zbog reakcije u vidu erekcije! 4. Ako dozivite brodolom mesto u camcu za spasavanje vam je zagarantovano! 5. Frajeri jos uvek misle da moraju da placaju vase racune, a vi mozete ustedjeni novac da investirate recimo u novog momka! 6. Bolje biti tatina curica, nego placljivi mamin deckic! 7. Potpuno vam je jasno sta se krije iza 20cm. 8. Nece vam uzeti vozacku dozvolu ni zbog najveceg prekrsaja u saobracaju (sifra: krokodilske suze)! 9. Muskarci mogu Rivalda samo da uzdizu u nebesa a vi mozete i u krevet s njim! 10. Riki Martin vrcka guzom samo za vas! 11. Kad vas pitaju da li zelite da se udate dobijate prsten koji kasnije mozete dobro da unovcite! 12. Muskarci imaju kraci zivotni vek, a zene inkasiraju zivotno osiguranje! 13. Ne morate da cekate da vas smrt rastavi vec, kad primetite da je veza otisla do vraga mozete da odete bez objasnjenja! 14. Daleko je bolje koristiti vibrator, nego voditi ljubav s gumenom lutkom! 15. U zenske magazine stavljaju bolje i vrednije poklone! 16. Cim podignete prst da stopirate, neko ce da stane! 17. Ne dobijate slom zivaca kada komsija kupi auto bolji od vaseg! 18. Uvek znate da je dete vase! 19. Zene se brze i lakse napiju sto se pozitivno odrazava na budzet. 20. Ako bas pozelite mozete da naplatite seks dok kazete "keks"! 21. Retko zalutate i to uglavnom zato sto sto vas nije blam da pitate za pravi put! 22. Mozete da usrecite mnoge prodavce cipela! 23. Ne morate da znate imena svih nacionalnih fudbalskih klubova i rezultate od 1980te godine! 24. Ne morate mesecima da stanujete sa nepoznatim tipovima u sobi i nosite iste maskirne zelene krpice kao oni! 25. Posledice burne noci mozete da sakrijete pomocu pudera! 26. Nakon vruce noci ne morate da pitate "kakva sam bila"! 27. Ne morate da se brijete svakog jutra! 28. Nikome ne morate da kazete koliko imate godina, ti pitanje se damama ne postavlja! 29. Nemate gomilu odece koja je ofarbana, u masini za pranje vesa, ili progorena peglom! 30. Postoji cela vojska robova koja se brine za tvoj izgled i dusevno stanje! 31. Ne morate da renovirate kuhinju nakon jednog pipremljenog jela! 32. Kada ispeglate nesto od gardarobe to se i vidi! 33. Na kraju krajeva, zene su te koje odlucuju koliko ce se ljudi roditi! 34. Ne morate da ucestvujete na olimpijadi zvanoj "ko ce vise popiti, ko ce vise recki ubeleziti, ko ce ispricati vise viceva..."
tea` ADVICE FROM WOMEN TO MAN!!! 1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear. 2. The next time you and your buddies joke about armed women in combat, take a poll to see which of you successfully aim at the toilet rim. 3. If we're watching football with you--it's not bonding--it's their butts. 4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever you have to say after the movie. 5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime. 6. Please don't drive when you're not driving. 7. If you were really looking for an honest answer, you wouldn't ask in bed. 8. The next time you joke about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused by rubber-necking mini-skirts. 9. If only women gossip, how do you and your friends keep track of "who's easy"? 10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care. 11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too. 12. We don't mind if you look in the mirror to check your appearance -- in fact -- please do !!! 13. When you're out with us, please wear "our" favorite outfit rather than "yours" -- the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way. 14. If you must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs a negative grunt. 15. Don't insist that we "get off the stupid phone" and then not talk to us. 16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level. 17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily "women's work"; besides, most of the "dirt" and clutter is yours anyway. 18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then you never want to cook? 19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you. 20. Yes, we know you can probably beat us arm wrestling; however, very few raises or promotions were gained by arm wrestling the boss.
blink182 xaxxa obozavam zeni =)