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| zaljubena vo tebe | AQUARIUS (Jan 20 - Feb 18) You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand, you are inclined to be careless and impractical, causing you to make the same mistakes repeatedly. Everybody thinks you are a fucking jerk. PISCES (Feb 19 - Mar 20) You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have a minor influence over your friends, and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals and pick their nose a lot. ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 20) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. You are a prick. TAURUS (Apr 21 - May 20) You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a damn asshole. GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. CANCER (Jun 21 - Jul 22) You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you won't ever be worth a shit. LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born loser. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kick mirrors a lot. VIRGO (Aug 23 - Sep 22) You are a logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are bold and unemotional and often fall asleep while screwing. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. LIBRA (Sep 23 - Oct 22) You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably gay. Chances for employment and monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are whores. All Libras die with venereal disease. SCORPIO (Oct 23 - Nov 21) You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son of a bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked. CAPRICORN (Dec 22 - Jan 19) You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chicken shit. There has never been a Capricorn of great importance. You should kill yourself. [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] |
| Biki | toa tipicno kao za tebe da bilo pisano;DD lol |
| StormAngel | GEMINI (May 21 - Jun 20) You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. [:D] |
| Biki | se gordeam so ne sum GEMINI..looool |
| StormAngel | Gordej se so toa sto si TAURUS.[:D] |
| MissHell | quote:Wow .. .) *aSsHoLe* .. hauah :) falja nateeeee ! =D |
| ace6vel | so ti znaci toa prick :? |
| The`bItCh | quote:ahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahah Kaj go najde ova muriiii!! LoL [:D][:D][:D] |
| The`bItCh | quote:pederakiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssssssss!!! [:D][:D][:D] kiss[:X] |
| zaljubena vo tebe | daj ne zaebavajte poubo da ste BISEKSUALCI od kolku........
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| The`bItCh | quote:LoL vo pravo si ahauAHhahahahahahah [:D][:D][:D] |
| Thief |
quote:... немам коментар... [;)] |
| zaljubena vo tebe | daj morkovoooooooooooooooot! :o)))))))))) |
| StormAngel | A jas,Year of The Dog![:D] Waw waw! |
| zaljubena vo tebe | za tebe samo edna koskaaaaaa :))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
| MaCkiCa` | Takov si ti, kuche.... :oP Rasipuvach na zabavi , krshach na srcinja :o( |
| Biki | langac[:D] |
| a-pin-dim | so se storifte be site Bikovi ste stanale :o) ovaa izgleda od mene ste videle :o) |
| The`bItCh | aaaa sakash da se pofalish deka si bik taka?:o)) |
| zaljubena vo tebe | ti so tie kosteni ko od kosten da si praen ebago majkata:¤ |
| GoDsHaNd | Dvajcata da mi gi jadete ....... :)) |
| MaCkiCa` | Brm brmmmmmmmmm........ |
| zaljubena vo tebe | sho da jajme be :))fstaci:)
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| Bane01 | podobro KOSTENI od fstaci (vreli)...:-)))))))))))))
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| Biki | srci daj ma i mene gledaj mi na toa grafcinjata:)))) i kazi mi deka ke dobijam loto nekolku milioni za skoro..a za posle so ke praam so parite veke si znam, ne mora da mi kazuvas toa;PPPPPPPPPppp |
| Biki | ihihihihi cmoka od ime na dvajcata![:D] |
| MaCkiCa` | Lele loshoooo.... LEO (Jul 23 - Aug 22) You consider yourself a born loser. Others think you are pushy. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and kick mirrors a lot. Kaj go najde mori ova :O))).... |
| StormAngel | quote:Lezbejakis,ja sum ova: SAGITTARIUS (Nov 22 - Dec 21) You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and potheads. People laugh at you a lot because you are always getting fucked. Taka da kako da go svrtis,loso mi se pise od ovoj horoskop.[;)] |
| Biki | quote:ima use neso tocno za tebe;)))))))) |
| zaljubena vo tebe | loooool |
| MaCkiCa` | ahahahahaahahahah.... Biki zakon :O))))) |
| StormAngel | Se slozuvam.[;)] |
| Biki | hihih mac mac..lav ju muri;)) cmokic |
| The`bItCh | hahahahahahahah Biki ya rock !! budawa [:D][:D] |
| Biki | bitch..znaes so mi pisuvase u horoskop?? deka zena mi ke me varala so drug/a..zato pazi se so prajs[:D][:D][:X] |
| The`bItCh | ne be bejb .. jas tebe nikad so nikogo .. me znajsh ti mene [:P][:D][:D] mwahz [:X] |
| a-pin-dim | quote:ne se falam :o) tuku samo si ide na videlina :o) |
| The`bItCh | da da mozhevme da zabelezhime .. :) |
| SexYMacE | LEle potocno nemozi da bidi lol |
| MaCkiCa` | Dajte nov horoskop!!!! |
| Biki | maci..zaebi horoskop so ke ti e..ela doj ja na prsti gleam..hehehe |
| MaCkiCa` | Srci ja nauciv na grafcinja da gledam.... :oPppPp..... Mi vikaat deka ke sum oslabela 10kg za 2 dena, kako e mozno toa? :oPpppPPppppppppp |
| zaljubena vo tebe | ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare. VIRGO You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores. LIBRA You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. SCORPIO You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet. SAGITTARIUS You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack. CAPRICORN You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy. AQUARIUS You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights. PISCES You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick. |
| mEnEmA | Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic.[:p] lele so mi pisueee ehehehe |
| MaCkiCa` | Peer ova ti e ako sakash da se iznervirash ili ako osekjash mnogu pozitivna energija, dojdi, procitaj i sve ke se sredi!!!!! Prati mene: In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Mori Natushke....... Daj neshto fino :oPpPP :o******* |
| Biki | a mene pic .. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. hehehehe eve zaso mi ide so tebe muabetot..ne e fer natus ja otkrij tajnata so tolku vreme ja cuvavme:(( [:D] |
| MaCkiCa` | Crci za tebe ova super, ja bi bila srekna so toa, mene mi vika deka sum bila stupidus!!! Ahhhhhhh..... Ke se r'snam od radiator ke iskrvaraaammm leleeee..... |
| Biki | ihihih srci..ne se sekiraj..i takva mi te sakam!!;)))*********** |
| MaCkiCa` | I ja tebe mi te sakam... lap lap... liz-liz :oPpP :o****** |
| mEnEmA | Mor ti stupid a ja shizofrenicar ehehehhehehehehe |
| MaCkiCa` | Ahahahaha..... looool'z :o******** Dojdi mac na edna seansa :oPpp |
| StormAngel | quote:C,c,c true true![:D] |
| zaljubena vo tebe | ahaha e gledash kolku e tochno Mackice .. odma ti panika :))))) hihIHihIHiiiiiiii lAv ju al biseksualki niedni:) |
| Bane01 | biseksualki so tapija.............. |
| zaljubena vo tebe | Chinese Horoscope
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Years born : 1912, 1924, 1936, 1948, 1960, 1972, 1984, 1996
The Year of the Sheep is a progressive year for the Rat. It will be a time to move forward and the trials of the past few years will be rewarded. It's about time!
There will be plenty of new work opportunities and by using your plentiful initiative you will bring around the improvements that you seek. This year favors creative pursuits. Don't let past disappointments hold you back this year. This is your year to shine.
Personally, there are many more demands on the Rat's time. So, it's important to set aside specific times for pleasurable pursuits. This will also be a great time to renew old hobbies that have fallen by the wayside in past years. This will bring you well needed balance.
It's important to stay in good shape this year. Moderate exercise and healthy foods are indicated.
Work gains improve finances in the Year of the Sheep. You could receive a bonus, gift or some other unexpected money. Manage your money carefully. This is not a year for frivolities. If you handle your money wisely, your financial situation will be better by year's end - better than it has been in a while. It is a good year to set money aside for savings.
The Year of the Sheep proves to be a happy one for the Rat when it comes to family, friends and relationships. There will be many opportunities to attend special functions. This is the year to draw the family together. March, April, August and September are favorable social months.
2003 is the year for the Rat to put past personal tragedies behind and move ahead with your life. It is a year of initiative and progress, not regrets. By doing your best to improve your present situation, you will have a delightful year.
[img]http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/chinese/images/hed_ox.gif[/img] Years born : 1913, 1925, 1937, 1949, 1961, 1973, 1985, 1997 The Year of the Sheep will be another fairly difficult year for the Ox. However, it will turn out to be a better year than 2002 was. There will be challenges at work this year and, not one to believe in luck, the Ox will work hard for any gains made this year. The Ox likes stability and the flighty changes that you see happening at your work place will make your uncomfortable - to say the least. Take heart, some of your work colleagues will also find the changes disconcerting and will look to the Ox for guidance and support. Timing is everything this year. Be aware of opportunities and seize them, especially in April, July and October. In the Year of the Sheep, it is important for the Ox to take of his health. It would be wise to seek pleasures away from work. Taking up a new hobby could be just the boost the Ox is looking for. Regular exercise would also be a big boon to let off some of that steam from all the frustrations at work. Consult your physician first. Financially, the Ox needs to remain cautious. As it was with 2002, 2003 will be expensive. Try not to borrow any money and if you do - check the fine print on the contract before you sign on the dotted line. This is not the year to speculate or invest. Be very careful or money could be lost. One favorable aspect of the year is the Ox's relationships with others. The love and support of family and friends will be important. Ox's home life is particularly favored and will bring the Ox much happiness. If you ask, you will also benefit from the advice and aid of others. Get out and socialize more this year. While this goes against Ox's basic instinct, this year it will be highly beneficial. No one is so rich that they couldn't use another friend. February and March are good months for meeting people. April, November and December will see considerable social activities. A new romance is also in the cards this year for unattached Oxen. Many Oxen will use this year to their advantage by taking on new challenges. For all it's difficulties, the Year of the Sheep holds some interesting aspects for the Ox. All in all it will be a brighter year than the Ox has seen in some time. Rejoice - and - SOCIALIZE! [img]http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/chinese/images/hed_tiger.gif[/img] Years born : 1914, 1926, 1938, 1950, 1962, 1974, 1986, 1998 The Year of the Sheep will be a reasonable year for the Tiger. The Tiger likes action and may find the Sheep year a little dull for his taste. So, although 2003 will be at times frustrating, it will still be a good year for gains and building towards the future. There will be steady progress at work. By showing initiative, Tigers could put them in line for added responsibilities and promotions. There may not be any swift action the year (poor Tiger), there is good progress, especially in the months of April, May and September. The Sheep year will be good time to think about your future development, to learn new skills and to take additional training to further your career. Tigers are inventive and creative and 2003 is a good year to promote your ideas. If you have a hobby - time should be spent on it. Also, with a good diet and regular exercise, you will have more energy and stamina. This is a year to pursue quieter pleasures. Try and break up the dullness and routine of the year by taking a trip somewhere. It will do you good the get away. The Year of the Sheep is a quiet but pleasant year with family and friends. Your input and advice will be well received, which will please you greatly. This is a time for home improvements. Any disagreements at home should be tackled immediately and not left to simmer, to avoid dissension in the ranks. Socially, this year will be pleasant, the first few months of the year being the most active. Although this year will not be Tiger swift, whatever you learn will be beneficial to you in the future. So, cheer up! No one really ever died from boredom. [img]http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/chinese/images/hed_rabbit.gif[/img] Years born : 1915, 1927, 1939, 1951, 1963, 1975, 1987, 1999 The Year of the Sheep will be a favorable year for the Rabbit. You'll feel at ease with your general situation and you'll find that you'll be making progress this year. 2003 will provide the stability that you need to thrive. There will be many pleasant developments this year. Work prospects are favorable and promising. You'll be able to use your skills and expertise to your benefit, but you'll need to think about your career path and then follow through. There are strong indications for promotions. This is a year for initiative; so don't sit on your hands this year. Talents will be rewarded if action is taken to bring them to the attention of others. Financially, this will be a so-so year. The Rabbit needs to remain careful, but not for a long stretch. Don't get involved in risky ventures this year. Rabbit's domestic life and social life mean a great deal this year. At home, he will offer support and encouragement to those close to him. Senior relations will seek your advice and assistance. Rabbit's help will be greatly valued. Home improvements and dйcor are in store for this year, although he should resist the strong urge to start too many projects at once. A family vacation will benefit the Rabbit and all in his environment. Some wonderful social occasions will occur this year, bringing the Rabbit pleasure. Prospects are excellent for romance for the unattached Rabbit. Those with partners already will find a closeness that hasn't been felt in quite some time, especially during the first and last quarters of the Sheep year. The Year of the Sheep marks an upswing in Rabbit's fortunes. |
| zaljubena vo tebe | [img]http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/chinese/images/hed_dragon.gif[/img] Years born : 1916, 1928, 1940, 1952, 1964, 1976, 1988 The Year of the Sheep will be a pleasing year for the Dragon, depending on Dragon's willingness to be adaptable and careful. Attitude is crucial to this year's outcome. Consider what's involved before plunging headlong into new responsibilities at work. Take advantage of training opportunities when offered. What is learned this year can have long reaching consequences. 2003 is a year of self-improvement and preparing for the future. It is a year that rewards originality, and with their powerful imaginations, Dragon's will benefit. This is also an excellent year to benefit from hobbies and talents, so, explore for any hidden talents. Activities enjoyed by Dragons, such as swimming, cycling, aerobics and yoga will be helpful. Consult your physician before starting any new regimen. There will be many demands on Dragon, financially, and you need to mange your money carefully. Be vigilant and don't take any financial risks this year. Travel is favorable and Dragon's should put aside some money for a vacation. Take up offers to visit, from family and friends that live a distance away The Sheep year will be a happy and settled one in his personal life. Words of warning, though: don't become so overly involved at work that you neglect your family. With that in mind, it may be helpful to find activities that everyone will enjoy. This will lead to a rich and rewarding family life. This also applies to your social life. May, June and the last quarter of the year are likely to be the most social. It's a great year for joy and romance. Overall, a constructive year. [img]http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/chinese/images/hed_snake.gif[/img] Years born : 1917, 1929, 1941, 1953, 1965, 1977, 1989 The Year of the Sheep requires discipline from the Snake native. Despite this, or perhaps because of it, the Snake will make good progress this year. Snake, you should stick to what you know best and not venture into unknown territory this year. By using your training and good ideas, you will have a chance to improve your current situation at work. You're an original thinker and your ideas will be well received. However, make sure you concentrate on what you know best. Although naturally reserved, you really should take advantage of the chances to network with others, for future career development. You can benefit from the advice and support of others. April, June, September and November are progressive months at work. Don't let yourself be led astray this year. Stay true to yourself and you will be rewarded. Financially, remain vigilant over incoming and outgoing funds. This is a year for caution - not for risky ventures. Review your financial situation, make the necessary changes to find a good balance and you just may find your financial security improving. Socially, it will be a joyful year. Get know others who share your interests and make new friends at the same time. It is busy and demanding time at home. This year could be tinged with disappointment or sadness, but there will still be much pleasure and pride in family accomplishments. Involve yourself in your family. Romantically, March, June, July and September are significant. Getting out and meeting others will bring a sparkle to life if you're in low spirits. By overcoming your natural reticence and inhibited nature, good things can happen this year. Use all the skills and strengths in your possession and you'll have a terrific time. [img]http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/chinese/images/hed_horse.gif[/img] Years born : 1918, 1930, 1942, 1954, 1966, 1978, 1990 The Year of the Sheep is a rewarding one for Horse natives. You will be given opportunities to use your ideas and strengths for positive results. Personal matters are favored. This is a good year to think of your future, for focus as well as knowing what actions to take will allow you to be in control of your own destiny. This will be a beneficial year at work, especially for the long term. You will find that when given new responsibilities, if you rise to the occasion, it will not be forgotten by those higher up the chain of command. You will find success if you concentrate on what you do best. Take advantage of any training offered to you. April, May and the last quarter of the year could see some positive career developments. 2003 will be an expensive year for the Horse. You must mange your finances carefully. Stick closely to you budget. If you don't have one - MAKE ONE! The more control you show with your finances, the better off you'll be. Take time this year to visit relatives and friends that live a distance away. A break in your routine will do you good. Spontaneous outings will bring much joy to the family. Family life is busy but pleasing. Any major projects should be carefully planned and discussed as a family, to avoid misunderstandings. Your social life will be rewarding, but busy. A wide range of social occasions will widen your social circle. April, May, September and December are favorable times, socially. Overall, a rewarding and joyful year for the Horse native, if you plan out what you want to accomplish. [img]http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/chinese/images/hed_sheep.gif[/img] Years born : 1919, 1931, 1943, 1955, 1967, 1979, 1991 The Year of the Sheep will be a favorable year for the Sheep native, but you will need to be organized and focused on what you want to accomplish. It's a year to move forward and reap the rewards of past toil. There will be excellent opportunities at work and you will be allowed to develop your ideas and strengths. Networking is important this year, for it could put you in touch with a mentor. Open yourself up to all possibilities, especially from February to April and mid-September to November. This is also a good year to further personal interests. Take up a new hobby or renew interest in an old hobby that's fallen by the wayside. You'll find it's just what you need to maintain balance in your life. Handle finances with care in 2003. Think long and hard before making any large purchases. The Sheep year is not one for acting impulsively. While restraint is advisable, there will be a chance to enter a contest or competition that you will do well to enter. Winning is certainly a possibility in 2003. Being with friends and family will bring the Sheep much happiness. There could be a wedding, a new addition to the family or some other wonderful news, either for you or someone close to you. Seek the advice of those close to you and then return the favor by being a good friend to others. You will have and active and full social calendar this year. Serious romance is in the offing for the unattached. April, May, August and September are particularly favored. With a willingness to put yourself forward, be decisive and take action, 2003 can be a year of personal success. Make the most of your talents. Timing is everything. |
| zaljubena vo tebe | [img]http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/chinese/images/hed_monkey.gif[/img] Years born : 1920, 1932, 1944, 1956, 1968, 1980, 1992 The Year of the Sheep will be a reasonable one for the Monkey native. You will have chances to further your career, but be reasonable in your expectations. If you let your eagerness get away from you and you take unnecessary chances, there could be disappointments in store for you in 2003. This will be a year to build on your present position instead of heading off in a risky direction. Put forth your best effort by using your talents and clever ideas, then, when a position becomes available at work, you'll be in line for it. March, May, September and October are favorable months at work. Financially, it's a relatively good year. You may be able to supplement your income with freelance work. Watch your spending levels. Money may flow in easily this year, but it leaves just as quickly. An active year for travel is indicated, but budget first so you don't leave yourself short. Family-wise, in order to prevent problems at home, make sure you consult with others first when making plans. The monkey native will be preoccupied with work and other matters this year. It's very important not to neglect your family at this time. You'll need their support, so don't alienate them. Make an effort to listen to their concerns and ideas. Socially, this will be another busy year, especially in May, June and the last quarter of the year. This is not the year to rush into a new romance. Take the time to get to know each other first before making any commitments. In many ways, this will be a favorable year for the Monkey, if you proceed with care. With discipline, organization and a sense of priorities, the Monkey will be able to find balance and enjoy the opportunities the year will bring. [img]http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/chinese/images/hed_rooster.gif[/img] Years born : 1921, 1933, 1945, 1957, 1969, 1981, 1993 The Year of the Sheep will be an improvement over the Horse year, although it could take several months for the Rooster native to find your stride and benefit from the year's positive rewards. It will be a year of opportunity. Put past disappointments behind you. It's a time to move forward. Think of ways to improve your situation and act on your ideas to get the rewards deserved. Work will be positive area in the Rooster life. This will be a year of real opportunity, but you must be persistent and seek out the opportunities. May, June, September and November are particularly interesting in this regard. Further your skills, take advantage of any extra training offered, enroll in courses or read up on subjects that would be useful in moving forward. It would also be beneficial to look after yourself, so get plenty of fresh air, exercise and healthy food. Financially, go cautiously. Output of funds may be high. Budget carefully and set aside money for any purchases. Without restraint, Rooster could come to regret hasty purchases. Money becomes tight easily this year. Personally, it's a good year. Allow yourself plenty of free time and be flexible in this busy year. Undo haste adds extra stress. Find balance. Take a vacation with loved ones, but plan carefully first. You'll have an active social life that will widen your social circle. Unattached Rooster's could meet someone special. March, June, July, August and September are particularly favored. This will be a busy and demanding year for the Rooster. You will do better in it if you look forward and stop worrying about what happened to you in the past. [img]http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/chinese/images/hed_dog.gif[/img] Years born : 1922, 1934, 1946, 1958, 1970, 1982, 1994 The Year of the Sheep will be a demanding one for the Dog native. There are many busy times and you may find that you're not progressing as quickly as you'd like. Patience, my friend - think "long-term" benefits this year. Exercise care in problem areas to ease the difficulties that the year could bring. Add to your experience - don't take risks this year. At work, show your willingness to work hard and be prepared to further yourself when the opportunity arises. The Sheep year is about "timing". Although it may be difficult, try not to show too much independence and stubbornness with colleagues. Guard your comments and don't gossip. You may come to regret words spoken in haste. To make headway this year, be tenacious and persistent (as if the Dog Native would do it any other way). Devote this year to furthering yourself. Delve into hobbies. This will bring you pleasure and balance. Being practical and creative will make you happy. This could be an expensive year, as there could be a move or major home renovations. Plan carefully. Special attention must be paid to all outlays of money. Don't make assumptions - be vigilant and keep your spending under control. It will be a demanding and busy year with your family. Even though you want to run away and hide, don't cut yourself off from those close to you. Show affection and listen to the advice and opinions of others and all will be agreeable around you. Also, don't cut yourself off socially. Take time to have fun and it will help ease some of the tension of the year. Keep to small affairs, but if you're feeling up to it - go to a big party - just for a few minutes. Awww… go on! Socializing will bring balance, variety and pleasure to your life. Although this year contains times of pressure and upheaval, his friends and family will still support the Dog. [img]http://www.astrohoroscopes.com/chinese/images/hed_pig.gif[/img] Years born : 1911, 1923, 1935, 1947, 1959, 1971, 1983, 1995 The Year of the Sheep is an encouraging one for the Pig Native. In your family life, those close to you will value your advice and support - a truly happy time for you. However, don't be tempted to take on all the responsibilities yourself. Ask for help and you'll find the family willing to pitch in. It will be rewarding if everyone does his or her fair share - a double truly happy time. A terrific time for parties and large gatherings. Your enjoyable social life will balance the busy work times ahead and will enable others to relax and enjoy life as well. You have great suggestions for social activities that will be appreciated by all. No year can be problem free, so when trouble pops up, discuss the matter rather than keeping it to yourself. Don't be afraid of asking for help. Just because you can do everything doesn't mean that you should. Unattached Pigs should let go of past disappointments and open up to the chance of meeting new people, building friendships and starting a new romance. March, May, August and November are especially favorable months. Pay attention to your health. A well-balanced diet as well as sufficient exercise is indicated. Talk to your doctor about the best way to get fit this year. Work will be constructive, building on recent accomplishments. Put forth your ideas and skills to benefit from the opportunities that come your way. There may not be many, so be prepared, for they will be ideal for you. Especially favored in the months of May, June and November. Financially, there will be an improvement in income, but spending levels will remain fairly high. Think carefully before making any large purchases. Use freelance work or special skills for extra income. Overall, a favorable year - one that should be enjoyed to the fullest! |
| Biki | quote:a ja biseksualka..hiihih ke ve kojam i dvete koa ke vi doam da znaete..heheheh |
| mEnEmA | Ehehehe tesko i tebe ne samo na nas pazi kako sizofrenicar so mozam da ti napraam :Pp ccMmMoOoKkK mOOr |
| Biki | heheh ne sumljam pic u tvoite kapaciteti..ali nemoj ni ti u moite..ne znaes so te ceka..;))))) cmokic |
| MaCkiCa` | ahihihi... i ja petelakis sum :oPp Kukurikuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu....... Ajde kaj mene biseksualki na gosti... Ke prajme b-sexual party.... :oPp |
| mEnEmA | Ehehe nema.. baska doznav i deka sum Petel sea ama ke se smenam so kokoska :)) Pa vidi ti na slikana so i se desaa na kokoskana taka ke ti praam i tebe looooooool mwahhh |
| Biki | ihihihi pazi samo da ne mi gi izglodes kopanite..bidi ponezna malce..hehehe |
| mEnEmA | Sure sure :Pp ne postiram vise se izmorif :))))))))))) |
| Biki | nemoj..nabij epten kilometraza ovie dva dena:))))))))) |
| zaljubena vo tebe | guski vidofte shto ste ?:) jas ispadnaf da sum Zajak :( a mrzam zajaci.. ne moguce! |
| Thief | quote:И јас сум зајче... ајде, да се „фатиме“ зајачки! [:D] |
| mEnEmA | Of of napaddd :))))))))))) |
| zaljubena vo tebe | nemojte bre taka za tetinnnn :)))) |
| mEnEmA | Ne ne s ite go sakame otkako e vo familija tetin na Nate izfini.. btw moze mene vujko da si mi? :) :* A biki vujna ohohoho :))) |
| zaljubena vo tebe | a jas i ti na kraj sho kje ispadnime? :) komshivki? |
| Biki | procitajte si so vi pisi vo horoskop..ke doznaete posle so ke bidete;PPPPP |
| mEnEmA | Neso ke iskombinirame Natus.. bitno jako ke e :)))))))))))) Vujno i Vujce cmok ehehehehehe |
| zaljubena vo tebe | jes jes :))))))) |
| mEnEmA | looooooooooooooooooooool :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) |
| Thief | quote:Страв ми е да не ми го изгрицкаш, ама ќе мора да ризикувам! [8D] [:X] |
| mEnEmA | ehehe :) |
| MaCkiCa` | Mori od kaj ti tolku postovi, se navlece na forumov... aiiii.... sekakvi bolesti na svetov :oPppPp |
| zaljubena vo tebe | hahahah *******************************
te sakame vakva otkachena
sizooooooofrenka :¤
quote: |
| mEnEmA | mi tu lav vas :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) :******************* |
| tea` | SCORPIO You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet. looooooooooooooooooooool :)))))))))))))) i`m pickin my nose right now hauahhuaahua :P |
| zaljubena vo tebe | HOROSKOP LAV - Umrece vam deda, papiga ce vam dobiti bronhitis, a vasa zena ce saznati da vec dve godine nosi virus side. BIK - Nista uzbudljivo. Pokusace atentat na vas. Upoznacete lepu, ljupku devojku koja se cuva za bracnu noc. Kada je ozenite saznacete da je ona u stvari travestit. DEVICA - Silovace vas cetiri pankera i napravice vam bebu. Kada dete napuni tri godine ubice vas sa macolom. JARAC - Pregazice vas autobus pun debelih ljudi koji se vracaju sa obilnog rucka. OVAN - Predstojeci period obelezice promene na vasem finansijskom planu - izgubicete sve pare. Poboljsanje ocekujte od 7. do 4. aprila prosle godine. VAGA - Umrecete, a vas tiket za loto ce dobiti sedmicu. VODOLIJA - U ljubavnom zivotu vas ocekuju veliki uspesi i par abortusa. Narocito obratite paznju na kineze koji su u znaku duhovite azdaje ili smrdljive carape. RIBE - Moje saucesce. |
| mEnEmA | Uste mi vladee sizofrenijava :(((((((( :))))))))))) |
| Biki | od toa ke da e;PPPPPPPPP |
| zaljubena vo tebe | HUMOROSCOPE ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people hate you but you couldn't care less. You're the type of person who would masturbate at a wedding TAURUS Warm and caring are your most endearing characteristics. You get on well with most people because you're bisexual. You hardly ever wear underwear and you constantly smell of piss. GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet. CANCER You have a businesslike attitude to life and a knack for making money. You're an unscrupulous bastard who would sell relative's limbs to buy a mobile phone. You are likely to be murdered. LEO The adventurous type, always looking for thrills and willing to try anything. In other words, stupid. You have the IQ of a garden snail and will never amount to anything. Most Leos are living on the welfare. VIRGO You like the good things in life and you know how to enjoy them. But you're prone to bullshitting and you're a cheap bastard. Virgo men are usually queers and the majority of Virgo women are whores. LIBRA You are the forgiving type and you don't bear grudges. This makes you an asshole. For your entire life people will make a complete prick out of you. Nobody will go to your funeral. SCORPIO You are sharp, a quick thinker and good at puzzles. However these are your only good traits. You screw small animals and love picking your nose. You should become a stunt performer with no helmet. SAGITTARIUS You are the romantic mushy type, soft-hearted and a lover of the arts. You are likely to import Dutch pornography and sex toys. Men even willing to rent Sleepless In Seattle to increase your odds for a romp in the sack. CAPRICORN You are deep and personal in your thoughts, the quiet type. A mean self-centered cunt and a closet homosexual. Your best friend is probably an altar boy. AQUARIUS You are the academic type and will probably end up working in the legal system. This means you are an absolute pervert, at the least a transvestite. Your ideal sexual partner is a Labrador puppy wearing fishnet tights. PISCES You are the eternal optimist, seeing the best of any situation. You have no grasp of reality and live in a dream world. Most people consider you to be the greatest living moron. You will continually fail. You're a prick. |
| Osveta Na Tajnata Ljubov | GEMINI Your star sign denotes an air of duality in your character. Simply, you're a neurotic schizophrenic. A real fucking weirdo, the type of person who'd kill them self to win a bet. hiaihaihaihaihahiahiaiha pa ofa stvarno bilo tocno loooooooooool |
| zaljubena vo tebe | Daily HumorScope... Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your slogan for the week should be "Carpe Dium", or "Sieze the Day!." Once you sieze it, give it a good shake, just to prove you mean business. Taurus (April 20 - May 20) Benjamin Franklin said: "If you would like to know the value of money, go and try to borrow some." You're not sure this is an accurate indicator of the value of things, however. At least not after having tried to borrow a toothbrush... Gemini (May 21 - June 20) Today you will find yourself boldly charging through life. That can actually get you in trouble, though, so you should really attempt to pay with cash. Cancer (June 21 - July 22) Stop slouching, and sit up straight! How do you expect to get ahead in the world if you pay no attention to proper posture? Leo (July 23 - August 22) Fortune will smile upon you today! That's what it does when it's just thought up a real corker. Virgo (August 23 - September 22) Late in the day today you will notice that people seem to be staring at your nose. Don't worry. It's probably nothing. Libra (September 22 - October 22) Today will be one of those days when everything reminds you of wild hickory nuts. Tomorrow: everything reminds you of peach yogurt. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You've always felt, like Socrates, that the unexamined life is not worth living. There's no need to use a microscope, however. Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Boisterous day, today. Try not to be much more irritating than is absolutely necessary. Capricorn (December 22 - January 20) Excellent day to fly a kite shaped like a life-sized pterodactyl. Try to get it to hover just outside someone's office window. Aquarius (January 21 - February 18) You find that after all these years, you are finally beginning to conquer your fears. You will find that oddly frightening. Pisces (February 19 - March 20) You will discover a new "5th law" of Thermodynamics. The first law says "you can't win." The second law says "you can't break even." The 5th law, however, says "never draw to an inside straight." |
| Biki | quote:ostaj napredue..ke me stigne i mene kaj i da e dokolku prodolze so isto tempo i kondicija;PPppp cmoka i na dvete;)) |
| Biki | hihihi mac i moeto ne e niso bolje..hehehe |
| MaCkiCa` | Strav da te fati :o))) Ali mecka strav, mene ne strav :o))) ****** :))))) |
| StormAngel | quote:[:D] It wasn`t me. looooooooooooooooooooooooooool zakon se ovie. |