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Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships.-- Sharon Stone
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.-- Rod Stewart
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.-- Barbara Bush
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch.-- Jack Nicholson
My girlfriend always laughs during sex no matter what she's reading.-- Steve Jobs
Ah, yes, divorce..., from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.-- Robin Williams
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.-- Billy Crystal
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country - men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?-- Hugh Grant
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, "I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."-- Jerry Seinfield
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.--- Robin Williams
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.-- Robert De Niro
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