| dzadzev |
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Saddam:
I'm bored!
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Saddam:
I've got an idea! Let's play a game of Rock Paper Scissors!
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This Guy:
Can I Play?
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Saddam:
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Saddam:
Will I choose Rock
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Saddam:
Paper
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Saddam:
Or Scissors
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Saddam:
YOU DON'T KNOW!
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Watban Ibrahim al-Hasan al-Tikriti:
Dude, say it, don't spray it
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Saddam:
WHATEVER. Let's play
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Saddam: ROCK!
Judge: TWO PAPERS!
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Saddam:
DUDE, DOUBLE YOU TEE EFF is two papers?
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Judge:
Two papers are better. Two papers cover the rock TWICE. That fucking rock ain't going NOWHERE
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Saddam:
I've got your two papers RIGHT HERE. NOW PLAY SERIOUS, ASS
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Judge: ONE PAPER!
Saddam: TIGER HAND! RAWR!!!!! RAWRR! rar. Hahaaa, hi. Tiger Hand. Come on! You Know! ... You don't know Tiger Hand?
Tiger Hand beats paper. Like totally beats paper. Always
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Saddam:
Ask Aziz, he knows
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Aziz:
Tiger Hand always beats paper
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Saddam:
I'm sayin' bro!
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Judge:
Okay, fine. "Tiger Hand" beats paper. Whatever you say Saddam. No more Tiger Hand
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Saddam:
HEY, CRY ME A RIVER, DUDE. IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW TIGER HAND
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Judge:
Well, You should have picked honesty, then you may not have blown it
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Saddam:
You probably don't even know Pen Missile
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Judge:
Missile? What Missile?
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Saddam:
NYERMMMM. PEN MISSILE!!!!
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Judge:
Okay fine, I'm not playing anymore. There is no TIGER HAND and there is no PEN MISSILE. You're just MAKING SHIT UP
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Saddam:
AM NOT
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Judge:
Are too
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Saddam:
That's it, you're going on my list
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