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| sinner` |
Perhaps one of the most interesting and colourful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the magical word which, just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb both transitive (John fucked Mary)
and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), and adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).It can also be used as an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy; fuck, she's also stupid). As you can see there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word fuck.
Aside from its sexual connotations, this word can be used to describe many situations:
1. Greetings........."How the fuck are ya?"
2. Fraud............."I got fucked by the car dealer."
3. Resignation......."Oh, fuck it!"
4. Trouble..........."I guess I'm fucked now."
5. Agression........."FUCK YOU!"
6. Disgust..........."Fuck me."
7. Confusion........."What the fuck...?"
8. Displeasure......."Fucking shit man..."
9. Lost.............."Where the fuck are we?"
10. Disbelief........."UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!"
11. Retaliation......."Up your fucking ass!"
12. Apathy............"Who really gives a fuck?"
13. Suspicion........."Who the fuck are you?"
14. Directions........"Fuck off."
15. It can be maternal........"MOTHERFUCKER!!"
16. It can be used to tell time......."It's four fucking twenty!"
17. It can be used as an anatomical description............."He's a fucking asshole."
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| sinner` |
And it has been used by many people throughout history:
"What the fuck was that?" ~Mayor of Hiroshima~
"Thats not a real fucking gun." ~John Lennon~
"Where the fuck is all this water coming from?" ~Captain of the Titanic~
"Who the fuck is gonna find out?" ~Richard Nixon~
"Any fucking idiot could answer that." ~Albert Einstein~
"It does so fucking look like her!" ~Picasso~
"You want what on the fucking ceiling?"´~Michaelangelo~
"Fuck a duck." ~Walt Disney~
"Houston, we have a big fucking problem." ~The crew of Apollo 13~
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| sinner` |
Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the concepts and ideas you can
communicate with it. Shit may just be the most
powerful word in the English language.
CONSIDER THIS: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort you can get your shit
together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot.
You can smoke shit,buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit,
forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. You can shit or go blind,
have a shit fit or just shit your life away. People can be
shit headed, shit brained, shit blinded, and shit over.
Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit,
you don't need to know anything else
[:D][:D]
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| dbk |
dobro si go iskopirala ova:) |
| sinner` |
quote:
Originally posted by dbk
dobro si go iskopirala ova:)
da ne misleshe deka ke go pishuvam[?][;)]
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| dbk |
quote:
Originally posted by sinner`
quote:
Originally posted by dbk
dobro si go iskopirala ova:)
da ne misleshe deka ke go pishuvam[?][;)]
Ne mislev sweety jas na nisto, samo dadov zabeleska za dobro svrsena rabota [:)] |
| sinner` |
quote:
Originally posted by dbk
quote:
Originally posted by sinner`
quote:
Originally posted by dbk
dobro si go iskopirala ova:)
da ne misleshe deka ke go pishuvam[?][;)]
Ne mislev sweety jas na nisto, samo dadov zabeleska za dobro svrsena rabota [:)]
tnx[:D] [:X][:X]
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| dbk |
quote:
Originally posted by sinner`
quote:
Originally posted by dbk
quote:
Originally posted by sinner`
quote:
Originally posted by dbk
dobro si go iskopirala ova:)
da ne misleshe deka ke go pishuvam[?][;)]
Ne mislev sweety jas na nisto, samo dadov zabeleska za dobro svrsena rabota [:)]
tnx[:D] [:X][:X]
u welcome [:)] |