| Stress Busters | |
| mafisKumA | This is a transcript of the actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities, released by the Chief of Naval Operations in 1995. CANADIANS: Please divert you course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision. AMERICANS: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North. CANADIANS: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision. AMERICANS: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert your course. CANADIANS: No! I say again, you divert YOUR course. AMERICANS: This is the Aircraft Carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied by 3 Destroyers, 3 Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that you change your course 15 degrees North .. or counter measures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship. CANADIANS: WE ARE A LIGHTHOUSE. YOUR CALL !!!!!! [:D][:D][:D] |
| OooOo | good one ;) |
| mafisKumA | South Carolina: A man walked into a local police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately. |
| mafisKumA | Germany: Oil of Olay no longer turning the trick for her, a woman decided that she would bathe in the milk of a camel (a modern-day Cleopatra). So she stole a camel from the local zoo (where *else* can you find a camel when you need one?) and transported it back to her house--where she realized that the camel's name was "Otto." (Editor's Note 2: She might not have gotten much milk from Otto, but she probably made a friend for life while trying to ...) [;)][:p][:I] |