| Why you will never have a girlfriend |
| OooOo |
Number of people on Earth: 5,592,830,000
..who are Female: 2,941,118,000
..who are in developed country:605,601,000
..who are aged 18 to 25: 65,399,083
..who are beautiful: 1,487,838
..who are intelligent: 236,053
..who are not already committed: 118,027
..who might like you back: 18,726
Conclusion: You are faced with odds of 157,060 to 1 to find that person. If you were to go on a blind date with a new girl every week, you would have to date for 3493 weeks before you found one of the 18,726. That's very nearly 67 years.
Remember, if you are looking for Christian and/or Asian girl, your odds are even worse.
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Zaboravile da dodadat ..who are not lesbian |
| Misirkov |
Nema shto da se lazheme, propast e rabotata sto se odnesuva za zhenskovo prasanje! |
| Great_Macedonian |
znaci jas sum pobedil loto koga ja najdov recisi na prva proba pred skoro pet godini :) |
| RaGeAnGeL |
Misirkov....a divine??ne e zensko a??ili ja varash neja po drugive forumi....btw KOLKU MI E MILO SO SUM ZENSKO LALALALALALALALALALALALAALALALALALALA |
| dbk |
quote:
Originally posted by RaGeAnGeL
Misirkov....a divine??ne e zensko a??ili ja varash neja po drugive forumi....btw KOLKU MI E MILO SO SUM ZENSKO LALALALALALALALALALALALAALALALALALALA
Kazi so ubo a . ne ti preci mandaloto pomegu nozete [:D] |
| Strelec |
quote:
Originally posted by Great_Macedonian
znaci jas sum pobedil loto koga ja najdov recisi na prva proba pred skoro pet godini :)
Abe ne si edinstven shto spasot vo Kichevo go najde!:)))
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| dbk |
quote:
Originally posted by Strelec
quote:
Originally posted by Great_Macedonian
znaci jas sum pobedil loto koga ja najdov recisi na prva proba pred skoro pet godini :)
Abe ne si edinstven shto spasot vo Kichevo go najde!:)))
I posle metak vo dijasporata [;)] |
| The`bItCh |
quote:
Originally posted by RaGeAnGeL
..btw KOLKU MI E MILO SO SUM ZENSKO LALALALALALALALALALALALAALALALALALALA
i mene isto[^][:D] |
| SirAndReW |
Hm.. ke vi bide milo koga ke piskate vo bolnica :)) |
| dada Sani |
quote:
Originally posted by SirAndReW
Hm.. ke vi bide milo koga ke piskate vo bolnica :))
Si najde ti uteha so ne si zensko [:D] Pak da se rodam i pak zensko da sum i never da imam girlfriend[;)][:D]
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| OooOo |
i sekoj mesec PMS da se ima ;) |
| dada Sani |
Kolku zenskite sto "patat" od toj PMS tolku i maskite[:D] Zaedno si go "trgame"[;)][:D]
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| Great_Macedonian |
Quote Strelec: Abe ne si edinstven shto spasot vo Kichevo go najde!:)))
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Abe sto da kazam, kicevcanki se lepotici :)
Quote dbk: I posle metak vo dijasporata <--ne, jas najdov kicevcanka vo avstralija. |
| mafisKumA |
quote:
Originally posted by OooOo
i sekoj mesec PMS da se ima ;)
You do realise that it’s been used as a valid defence in a murder case [^]
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| The`bItCh |
quote:
Originally posted by OooOo
i sekoj mesec PMS da se ima ;)
pero ne znajsh kakvo e chuvstvoto [:D] ne mojsh ni da si zamislish.. |
| AaaAa |
quote:
Originally posted by mafisKumA
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Originally posted by OooOo
i sekoj mesec PMS da se ima ;)
You do realise that it’s been used as a valid defence in a murder case [^]
[:D] |