| dada Sani |
Se mislev dali na "Znacajni nastani" ( poradi Mothers Day), dali na Politika (odsek feminizam[:D]), ja li pa nesto imase vrska so umetnost...i na kraj bez somnenie na SEIR mu e mestoto na mojov post[^] Odnapredno se izvinuvam sto sovetite se na angliski, ama mislev deka ako gi prevedam ke izgubat del od smislata. Tamu kaj sto ke "zapnete" so prevodot, pisete PM[;)]
1. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers.
2. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door.
3. If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all up there.
4. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone.
5. Go for younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyway.
6. Men are all the same - they just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart.
7. Definition of a bachelor : a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
8. women don't make fools of men - most of them are do-it-yourself types.
9. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.
10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye - opener.
11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
12. If he asks you what sort of books you are interested in, tell him checkbooks.
13. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means that you laugh at his.
Ovie se americki "tvorbi" i nema sansi da se zasrknte od smea. |